Al & Tipper To Part Ways..

[ABM]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100601/ap_on_re_us/us_gore_separation

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after 40 years of marriage that included a White House run when their sunny relationship offered a counterpoint to President Bill Clinton's philandering.

According to an e-mail circulated among the couple's associates on Tuesday, the Gores said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider confirmed the statement came from the Gores, but declined to comment further.

The Gores were telling friends they "grew apart" after 40 years of marriage and there was no affair involved, according to two longtime close associates and family friends, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because it was a personal matter.

The associates said the Gores, over time, had carved out separate lives, with the former vice president on the road frequently. One of the associates said: "Their lives had gotten more and more separated."

Al Gore lost the 2000 presidential election to Republican George W. Bush. He has since campaigned worldwide to draw attention to climate change, which in 2007 led to a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth."

The Gores, who were married on May 19, 1970, at the National Cathedral in Washington, crafted an image as a happily married couple during his eight-year stint as vice president in the 1990s and a presidential candidate in 2000. The couple famously exchanged a long kiss during the 2000 Democratic presidential convention...............................

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Important lesson, never marry a woman who only likes the tip instead of the entire shaft.

 

[ABM]

Important lesson, never marry a woman who only likes the tip instead of the entire shaft.

Yes, inconvenient truth that it is.

 

[maxiep]

I think Al Gore is a putz and a charlatan, but I'm never happy to hear that a marriage has failed. At least that union gave us two hot daughters.

 

[ABM]

I think Al Gore is a putz and a charlatan, but I'm never happy to hear that a marriage has failed. At least that union gave us two hot daughters.

For whatever reason I always chuckle when I think of Count Taxula and his sidekick Algore.

 

[Denny Crane]

Tipper Gore

Never Tippin' Pippen:

 

[jlprk]

I always strongly disliked Tipper Gore for about 3 reasons, but I'm done for the day so you'll have to guess. Damn, I can't stand her. I don't know how he lasted. He would have gone farther with a brilliant wife like Hillary than with a moron like Tipper. What an idiot.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Bummer for Al. With all that money he's made beating the Global Warming drum, Tipper may just end up with a larger settlement than Elin.

 

[MARIS61]

Tipper Gore is a facist airhead and one of the most un-American people to ever be given a soapbox by the fundamentalist christian censorship movement PMRC in their march to overthrow this country's government.

Her ignorant attacks on the First Amendment were gloriously defeated with style by Frank Zappa, John Denver, Dee Snyder and other strange bedfellows before Congress back in the mid-80's.

Glad Al wised up. He can do so much better.

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[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, at least Al probably receives royalties from inventing the internet.

 

[speeds]

Well, at least Al probably receives royalties from inventing the internet.

They don't even come close to covering his expenses for Manbearpig awareness.

 

[jlprk]

Al Gore was elected President in 2000 and you Republicans have been covering up history ever since with ridicule. Trillions of dollars of surplus were forecast, had the Clinton policies continued. The US would be bullying the world right now with economic power and you Republicans would be so happy. Instead you continue the "invented the internet" myth, which has been disproven over and over by simply referring to his original quote.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

They don't even come close to covering his expenses for Manbearpig awareness.

Good point.

 

[boatsandstars]

Al Gore was elected President in 2000 and you Republicans have been covering up history ever since with ridicule. Trillions of dollars of surplus were forecast, had the Clinton policies continued. The US would be bullying the world right now with economic power and you Republicans would be so happy. Instead you continue the "invented the internet" myth, which has been disproven over and over by simply referring to his original quote.

I see you've caught on to the GOP strategy... the 2nd rule of GOP Club, is that NO ONE TALKS ABOUT GOP CLUB (or admit to their devious arguing strategies)

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Al Gore was elected President in 2000 and you Republicans have been covering up history ever since with ridicule. Trillions of dollars of surplus were forecast, had the Clinton policies continued. The US would be bullying the world right now with economic power and you Republicans would be so happy. Instead you continue the "invented the internet" myth, which has been disproven over and over by simply referring to his original quote.

First, just say "no" to drugs. They're killing you.

Second, I know big Al didn't invent the internet (he's not smart enough), but it's a great line.

Third, I'm not a republican.

Fourth, and last, [*deleted due to anti socialist statement*].

 

[LameR]

Manbearbig.