Science Along the Coast of Peru, Scientists Discover Your Mom!

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.inverse.com/article/54611-ancient-whale-four-legs-peru

 

[riverman]

Today would've been my mom's bday....thread freaked me right out...then I read ..mom and hump back...and just stopped there...this is why we can't have nice mom threads!!!

 

[riverman]

The sponge is our true ancestor!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Today would've been my mom's bday....thread freaked me right out...then I read ..mom and hump back...and just stopped there...this is why we can't have nice mom threads!!!

Sorry, RIP Mom.

 

[Lanny]

The sponge is our true ancestor!

I don't know about 'our' but it's my true ancestor. I've learned to sponge off others. Can I borrow your lawnmower? I promise to bring it back.

 

[Lanny]

https://www.inverse.com/article/54611-ancient-whale-four-legs-peru

This is the first time I've heard of mom having four legs. I've heard mom remark many times that when she was dating my dad, he had more arms than an octopus.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't know about 'our' but it's my true ancestor. I've learned to sponge off others. Can I borrow your lawnmower? I promise to bring it back.

Lawnmowers are bad for the environment, if you want to be a true liberal you should get a goat to trim/eat your grass.

You'll get extra lib points if you name the goat Trump.

 

[Lanny]

Lawnmowers are bad for the environment, if you want to be a true liberal you should get a goat to trim/eat your grass.

You'll get extra lib points if you name the goat Trump.

Sorry, I've already named my hog, Trump.

 

[riverman]

Lawnmowers are bad for the environment, if you want to be a true liberal you should get a goat to trim/eat your grass.

You'll get extra lib points if you name the goat Trump.

c'mon...that's not why you REALLY got a goat!

 

[Chris Craig]

My mom has never been to South America

 

[riverman]

This is the first time I've heard of mom having four legs. I've heard mom remark many times that when she was dating my dad, he had more arms than an octopus.

when I think about mom and 4 legs...dad comes to mind for some reason

 

[riverman]

My mom has never been to South America

there was no wall back then...she could sneak in and out unnoticed

 

[andalusian]

If you go to the original link and scroll down - the next story is about your Dad. A real family web site that is.

https://www.inverse.com/article/34186-stoned-ape-hypothesis

 

[Lanny]

If you go to the original link and scroll down - the next story is about your Dad. A real family web site that is.

https://www.inverse.com/article/34186-stoned-ape-hypothesis

I knew there was a good reason for eating that stuff.