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AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@PtldPlatypus said Nurk had the word "shorty" tatooed on his 3rd leg. When fully elongated it said:
Shorty's Bar and Grill Menu:
- Appetizers
- Sampler Platter$9.99
Chicken strips, onion rings, cheese sticks, french fries and jalapeno poppers
- Bacon-Spinach-Artichoke Dip$7.99
Crunchy bacon diced and thrown into our creamy spinach and artichoke dip.
- Jalapeno Poppers$6.99
Served with ranch dressing 6 pcs
- Fully Loaded Potato Skins$5.99
5 skins loaded with cheese, scallions, bacon.& sour cream
- Montreal Grillers$6.99
The perfect healthy snack. Tender strips of chicken lightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a honey-mustard dipping sauce
- Cajun Steak Tips$8.99
Grilled pieces of tender NY strip seasoned in a spicy cajun seasoning
- Garlic Cheese Bread$6.99
10" round hand-tossed dough topped with garlic and baked with mozzarella cheese.
- Chicken Tenders Plain, Bbq, Buffalo or Bourbon$6.99
5 tender strips of chicken fried to a golden brown and served with your choice of dipping sauce
- 8 Wings$6.99
Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra
- 16 Wings$11.99
Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra
- Mozzarella Sticks$5.99
Mozzarella cheese rolled in bread crumbs and spices and fried to a golden brown. Served with your choice of dipping sauce
- Fried Mushrooms$5.99
These are made fresh, lightly seasoned and deep fried. Served with ranch dressing
- Crunchy Buffalo-Shrimp Basket$7.99
30 baby breaded shrimp tossed in our spicy buffalo sauce. Served with ranch dipping sauce
- Crunchy Onion Rings$4.99
Served with your choice of dipping sauce
- Chips & Salsa$3.99
A heaping portion of crispy chips and mild salsa. Enough to share. Add guacamole or cheese for $1.75 each
- Sliders$5.99
3 beef sliders topped with american cheese
- Hand Tossed Pizza Salad & Soup
House italian, ranch, 1000-island, french, honey mustard, raspberry vinaigrette, vinegar & oil, bleu cheese $0.75 cents extra
- Large House Salad Or Caesar Salad$4.99
- Chopped Antipasto Salad$7.99
Fresh greens topped with ham, turkey, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and tomatoes. Served with our house italian
- Chopped Chicken Salad$7.99
Grilled chicken with chopped lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms
- Grilled Chicken Caesar$7.99
Romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan, caesar dressing, and croutons topped by a juicy grilled chicken breast
- Charleston Salad$7.99
Mixed greens topped with crispy bacon, fried chicken, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, and onions.
- Carribean Salad$7.99
Cajun grilled chicken with pineapple and swiss cheese. Raspberry vinaigrette recommended
- Avocado Shrimp Salad$8.99
Crunchy fried shrimp on a bed of greens with crispy bacon, tomatoes, and our avocado ranch dressing
- Bleu Cheese Steak Salad$9.99
An 8oz NY strip steak cooked to your taste on a bed of mixed greens
- Create Your 10" Pizza$6.99
Cheese & sauce only. Add any toppings you would like for .95 each pepperoni, ham, bacon, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, pepper rings, jalapenos, pineapple, black olives, hamburger, chicken
- Sicilian Meat Lover's$8.99
A true meat-lovers pizza ham, bacon and pepperoni.
- Quatro Formaggio 4" Cheese$8.99
Mozzarella, cheddar, muenster, and pepper-jack
- Blt Pizza$8.99
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and of course, mayo
- Shorty's Supreme$10.99
Onions, green peppers, ham, bacon, pepperoni, hamburger, mushrooms, and black olives
- Bbq Chicken Pizza$8.99
BBQ sauce, cheese topped with BBQ chicken & red onions
- Shorty's Chili$3.99
Add cheese for $0.50 cents
- Shorty's Chili-Mac$4.50
- Entrees
All entrees are served with a dinner salad or coleslaw and choice of potato or vegetables. All pastas are served with a dinner salad and garlic bread.
- Fish & Chips$9.99
Lightly battered cod served with our home-made tartar sauce and fries
- Lake Perch$13.99
Lightly battered and fried to a golden brown
- Bourbon Salmon$13.99
Grilled salmon topped with our specialty bourbon sauce and sautéed mushrooms.
- Seafood Platter$13.99
Fried cod, lake perch, and baby shrimp
- Bbq Ribs - 1/2 Slab$10.99
Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.
- Bbq Ribs - Full Slab$16.99
Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.
- Grilled Chicken Dinner$9.99
Two juicy chicken breasts slightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a baked potato and salad
- Santa Fe Chicken Pasta$9.99
Sauteed chicken in a cajun cream sauce topped with tomatoes and chives
- Chicken & Broccoli Alfredo$9.99
Sautéed chicken & broccoli in creamy alfredo sauce.
- New York Strip$11.99
A 10oz seasoned cut grilled to your liking topped with grilled mushrooms and onions.
- Prime Rib$11.99
Tender and juicy. Cooked to your desired temperature.
- Mushroom Bourbon Prime Rib$13.99
Smothered in our prize winning bourbon sauce
- Grilled Salmon$11.99
Lightly seasoned and grilled to perfection. Served with a side salad and baked potato
- Southwest Cantina
All southwest dishes are served with salsa and sour cream. For guacamole add $1.75
- Quesadilla$7.99
Your choice of either chicken or beef
- Taco Salad$7.99
A crunchy tortilla bowl stuffed with your choice of chicken or beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and cheddar cheese
- Chili Wet Burrito$8.99
Your choice of a chicken or beef burrito baked with muenster cheese and topped with our home-made chili
- Nacho Supreme$7.99
Your choice of either chicken or beef baked with muenster cheese and topped with fresh diced tomatoes, onions, green peppers, lettuce and cheddar cheese
- Sandwiches & Wraps
Sandwiches and wraps served with fries, coleslaw or chips curly fries add $0.99, soup or salad add $1.50 onion rings add $2.99, sweet potato fries add $1.50
- California Wrap$7.99
Cajun grilled chicken with guacamole, lettuce, tomatoes, and swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla
- Crunchy Shrimp Wrap$7.99
Fried shrimp with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes in a flour tortilla wrap served with a side of avocado-ranch dipping sauce
- Not So Short Turkey Club$7.49
Shorty's triple decker turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo stacked high between 3 layers of toast
- Grilled Chicken Wrap$6.99
Grilled chicken with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla
- Slim Jim$5.99
Ham and swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and 1000-island dressing on a toasted sub bun
- Italian Grinder$6.99
Ham, turkey, pepperoni, and mozzarella baked and then topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and Italian dressing
- Jerry's Cajun Chicken Sandwich$6.99
Juicy chicken breast seasoned with cajun spice and topped with lettuce and tomato
- BLT$5.99
Bacon, fresh lettuce, and sliced tomatoes with mayo
- French Dip Or Swiss Dip$7.49
Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and served with au jus
- Philly Cheese Steak Sub$7.99
Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and topped with grilled onions, peppers, and cheese
- Turkey Reuben$7.99
Thinly sliced turkey breast on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-Island dressing
- Dinty Moore$7.99
Corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-island dressing
- Original Corned-Beef Reuben$7.99
Thinly sliced corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sauerkraut, and 1000-Island dressing
- Premium Burgers
Additional items $0.50 each unless otherwise specified swiss, america, cheddar, muenster, pepper jack, jalapenos, pepper rings, bacon, guacamole, $1.00, mozzarella, bourbon sauce, gri
- Build Your Own Certified Angus Beef Burger$6.75
Each burger is a 1/2 pound of certified angus beef served with lettuce, tomato, and a pickle on a toasted bun
- Build Your Own Turkey Burger$6.75
For a heart-healthy choice, try our 1/2 lb juicy turkey burger.
- Shorty's Specialty Burgers
- Patty Melt$7.49
Swiss cheese and grilled onions
- Big Shorty$7.99
Grilled mushrooms, onions, bacon, and american cheese
- Volcano Burger$7.99
Cajun spice, jalapenos, pepper-jack cheese, and buffalo sauce
- Wisconsin Bite$7.99
Bacon, grilled onions, and cheddar cheese
- California Burger$7.99
Bacon, guacamole, swiss cheese, and raw onions
- Bourbon Burger$7.99
Grilled onions, swiss cheese, and our signature bourbon sauce
- Black & Bleu$7.99
Cajun spice seared onto a 1/2 pound patty with bleu cheese crumbles melted on top
- Ham & Cheese Burger$7.99
Juicy ham placed atop a 1/2 pound patty with melted swiss cheese
- Lunch Special
Specials include a beverage or beer all sandwiches served w/chips
- 1/4 lb. Burger$4.99
- Fish Sandwich w/Cheese$5.99
- Grilled Chicken Sandwich$5.99
- Slim Jim$5.99
4 inch strip? That's cold, man.
@PtldPlatypus said Nurk had the word "shorty" tatooed on his 3rd leg. When fully elongated it said:
Shorty's Bar and Grill Menu:
- Appetizers
- Sampler Platter$9.99
Chicken strips, onion rings, cheese sticks, french fries and jalapeno poppers
- Bacon-Spinach-Artichoke Dip$7.99
Crunchy bacon diced and thrown into our creamy spinach and artichoke dip.
- Jalapeno Poppers$6.99
Served with ranch dressing 6 pcs
- Fully Loaded Potato Skins$5.99
5 skins loaded with cheese, scallions, bacon.& sour cream
- Montreal Grillers$6.99
The perfect healthy snack. Tender strips of chicken lightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a honey-mustard dipping sauce
- Cajun Steak Tips$8.99
Grilled pieces of tender NY strip seasoned in a spicy cajun seasoning
- Garlic Cheese Bread$6.99
10" round hand-tossed dough topped with garlic and baked with mozzarella cheese.
- Chicken Tenders Plain, Bbq, Buffalo or Bourbon$6.99
5 tender strips of chicken fried to a golden brown and served with your choice of dipping sauce
- 8 Wings$6.99
Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra
- 16 Wings$11.99
Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra
- Mozzarella Sticks$5.99
Mozzarella cheese rolled in bread crumbs and spices and fried to a golden brown. Served with your choice of dipping sauce
- Fried Mushrooms$5.99
These are made fresh, lightly seasoned and deep fried. Served with ranch dressing
- Crunchy Buffalo-Shrimp Basket$7.99
30 baby breaded shrimp tossed in our spicy buffalo sauce. Served with ranch dipping sauce
- Crunchy Onion Rings$4.99
Served with your choice of dipping sauce
- Chips & Salsa$3.99
A heaping portion of crispy chips and mild salsa. Enough to share. Add guacamole or cheese for $1.75 each
- Sliders$5.99
3 beef sliders topped with american cheese
- Hand Tossed Pizza Salad & Soup
House italian, ranch, 1000-island, french, honey mustard, raspberry vinaigrette, vinegar & oil, bleu cheese $0.75 cents extra
- Large House Salad Or Caesar Salad$4.99
- Chopped Antipasto Salad$7.99
Fresh greens topped with ham, turkey, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and tomatoes. Served with our house italian
- Chopped Chicken Salad$7.99
Grilled chicken with chopped lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms
- Grilled Chicken Caesar$7.99
Romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan, caesar dressing, and croutons topped by a juicy grilled chicken breast
- Charleston Salad$7.99
Mixed greens topped with crispy bacon, fried chicken, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, and onions.
- Carribean Salad$7.99
Cajun grilled chicken with pineapple and swiss cheese. Raspberry vinaigrette recommended
- Avocado Shrimp Salad$8.99
Crunchy fried shrimp on a bed of greens with crispy bacon, tomatoes, and our avocado ranch dressing
- Bleu Cheese Steak Salad$9.99
An 8oz NY strip steak cooked to your taste on a bed of mixed greens
- Create Your 10" Pizza$6.99
Cheese & sauce only. Add any toppings you would like for .95 each pepperoni, ham, bacon, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, pepper rings, jalapenos, pineapple, black olives, hamburger, chicken
- Sicilian Meat Lover's$8.99
A true meat-lovers pizza ham, bacon and pepperoni.
- Quatro Formaggio 4" Cheese$8.99
Mozzarella, cheddar, muenster, and pepper-jack
- Blt Pizza$8.99
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and of course, mayo
- Shorty's Supreme$10.99
Onions, green peppers, ham, bacon, pepperoni, hamburger, mushrooms, and black olives
- Bbq Chicken Pizza$8.99
BBQ sauce, cheese topped with BBQ chicken & red onions
- Shorty's Chili$3.99
Add cheese for $0.50 cents
- Shorty's Chili-Mac$4.50
- Entrees
All entrees are served with a dinner salad or coleslaw and choice of potato or vegetables. All pastas are served with a dinner salad and garlic bread.
- Fish & Chips$9.99
Lightly battered cod served with our home-made tartar sauce and fries
- Lake Perch$13.99
Lightly battered and fried to a golden brown
- Bourbon Salmon$13.99
Grilled salmon topped with our specialty bourbon sauce and sautéed mushrooms.
- Seafood Platter$13.99
Fried cod, lake perch, and baby shrimp
- Bbq Ribs - 1/2 Slab$10.99
Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.
- Bbq Ribs - Full Slab$16.99
Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.
- Grilled Chicken Dinner$9.99
Two juicy chicken breasts slightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a baked potato and salad
- Santa Fe Chicken Pasta$9.99
Sauteed chicken in a cajun cream sauce topped with tomatoes and chives
- Chicken & Broccoli Alfredo$9.99
Sautéed chicken & broccoli in creamy alfredo sauce.
- New York Strip$11.99
A 10oz seasoned cut grilled to your liking topped with grilled mushrooms and onions.
- Prime Rib$11.99
Tender and juicy. Cooked to your desired temperature.
- Mushroom Bourbon Prime Rib$13.99
Smothered in our prize winning bourbon sauce
- Grilled Salmon$11.99
Lightly seasoned and grilled to perfection. Served with a side salad and baked potato
- Southwest Cantina
All southwest dishes are served with salsa and sour cream. For guacamole add $1.75
- Quesadilla$7.99
Your choice of either chicken or beef
- Taco Salad$7.99
A crunchy tortilla bowl stuffed with your choice of chicken or beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and cheddar cheese
- Chili Wet Burrito$8.99
Your choice of a chicken or beef burrito baked with muenster cheese and topped with our home-made chili
- Nacho Supreme$7.99
Your choice of either chicken or beef baked with muenster cheese and topped with fresh diced tomatoes, onions, green peppers, lettuce and cheddar cheese
- Sandwiches & Wraps
Sandwiches and wraps served with fries, coleslaw or chips curly fries add $0.99, soup or salad add $1.50 onion rings add $2.99, sweet potato fries add $1.50
- California Wrap$7.99
Cajun grilled chicken with guacamole, lettuce, tomatoes, and swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla
- Crunchy Shrimp Wrap$7.99
Fried shrimp with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes in a flour tortilla wrap served with a side of avocado-ranch dipping sauce
- Not So Short Turkey Club$7.49
Shorty's triple decker turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo stacked high between 3 layers of toast
- Grilled Chicken Wrap$6.99
Grilled chicken with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla
- Slim Jim$5.99
Ham and swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and 1000-island dressing on a toasted sub bun
- Italian Grinder$6.99
Ham, turkey, pepperoni, and mozzarella baked and then topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and Italian dressing
- Jerry's Cajun Chicken Sandwich$6.99
Juicy chicken breast seasoned with cajun spice and topped with lettuce and tomato
- BLT$5.99
Bacon, fresh lettuce, and sliced tomatoes with mayo
- French Dip Or Swiss Dip$7.49
Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and served with au jus
- Philly Cheese Steak Sub$7.99
Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and topped with grilled onions, peppers, and cheese
- Turkey Reuben$7.99
Thinly sliced turkey breast on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-Island dressing
- Dinty Moore$7.99
Corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-island dressing
- Original Corned-Beef Reuben$7.99
Thinly sliced corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sauerkraut, and 1000-Island dressing
- Premium Burgers
Additional items $0.50 each unless otherwise specified swiss, america, cheddar, muenster, pepper jack, jalapenos, pepper rings, bacon, guacamole, $1.00, mozzarella, bourbon sauce, gri
- Build Your Own Certified Angus Beef Burger$6.75
Each burger is a 1/2 pound of certified angus beef served with lettuce, tomato, and a pickle on a toasted bun
- Build Your Own Turkey Burger$6.75
For a heart-healthy choice, try our 1/2 lb juicy turkey burger.
- Shorty's Specialty Burgers
- Patty Melt$7.49
Swiss cheese and grilled onions
- Big Shorty$7.99
Grilled mushrooms, onions, bacon, and american cheese
- Volcano Burger$7.99
Cajun spice, jalapenos, pepper-jack cheese, and buffalo sauce
- Wisconsin Bite$7.99
Bacon, grilled onions, and cheddar cheese
- California Burger$7.99
Bacon, guacamole, swiss cheese, and raw onions
- Bourbon Burger$7.99
Grilled onions, swiss cheese, and our signature bourbon sauce
- Black & Bleu$7.99
Cajun spice seared onto a 1/2 pound patty with bleu cheese crumbles melted on top
- Ham & Cheese Burger$7.99
Juicy ham placed atop a 1/2 pound patty with melted swiss cheese
- Lunch Special
Specials include a beverage or beer all sandwiches served w/chips
- 1/4 lb. Burger$4.99
- Fish Sandwich w/Cheese$5.99
- Grilled Chicken Sandwich$5.99
- Slim Jim$5.99
