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@PtldPlatypus said Nurk had the word "shorty" tatooed on his 3rd leg. When fully elongated it said:

Shorty's Bar and Grill Menu:
  • Appetizers
    • Sampler Platter$9.99
      Chicken strips, onion rings, cheese sticks, french fries and jalapeno poppers

    • Bacon-Spinach-Artichoke Dip$7.99
      Crunchy bacon diced and thrown into our creamy spinach and artichoke dip.

    • Jalapeno Poppers$6.99
      Served with ranch dressing 6 pcs

    • Fully Loaded Potato Skins$5.99
      5 skins loaded with cheese, scallions, bacon.& sour cream

    • Montreal Grillers$6.99
      The perfect healthy snack. Tender strips of chicken lightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a honey-mustard dipping sauce

    • Cajun Steak Tips$8.99
      Grilled pieces of tender NY strip seasoned in a spicy cajun seasoning

    • Garlic Cheese Bread$6.99
      10" round hand-tossed dough topped with garlic and baked with mozzarella cheese.

    • Chicken Tenders Plain, Bbq, Buffalo or Bourbon$6.99
      5 tender strips of chicken fried to a golden brown and served with your choice of dipping sauce
    • 8 Wings$6.99
      Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra

    • 16 Wings$11.99
      Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra

    • Mozzarella Sticks$5.99
      Mozzarella cheese rolled in bread crumbs and spices and fried to a golden brown. Served with your choice of dipping sauce

    • Fried Mushrooms$5.99
      These are made fresh, lightly seasoned and deep fried. Served with ranch dressing

    • Crunchy Buffalo-Shrimp Basket$7.99
      30 baby breaded shrimp tossed in our spicy buffalo sauce. Served with ranch dipping sauce

    • Crunchy Onion Rings$4.99
      Served with your choice of dipping sauce

    • Chips & Salsa$3.99
      A heaping portion of crispy chips and mild salsa. Enough to share. Add guacamole or cheese for $1.75 each

    • Sliders$5.99
      3 beef sliders topped with american cheese
  • Hand Tossed Pizza Salad & Soup
    House italian, ranch, 1000-island, french, honey mustard, raspberry vinaigrette, vinegar & oil, bleu cheese $0.75 cents extra
    • Large House Salad Or Caesar Salad$4.99


    • Chopped Antipasto Salad$7.99
      Fresh greens topped with ham, turkey, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and tomatoes. Served with our house italian

    • Chopped Chicken Salad$7.99
      Grilled chicken with chopped lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms

    • Grilled Chicken Caesar$7.99
      Romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan, caesar dressing, and croutons topped by a juicy grilled chicken breast

    • Charleston Salad$7.99
      Mixed greens topped with crispy bacon, fried chicken, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, and onions.

    • Carribean Salad$7.99
      Cajun grilled chicken with pineapple and swiss cheese. Raspberry vinaigrette recommended

    • Avocado Shrimp Salad$8.99
      Crunchy fried shrimp on a bed of greens with crispy bacon, tomatoes, and our avocado ranch dressing

    • Bleu Cheese Steak Salad$9.99
      An 8oz NY strip steak cooked to your taste on a bed of mixed greens
    • Create Your 10" Pizza$6.99
      Cheese & sauce only. Add any toppings you would like for .95 each pepperoni, ham, bacon, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, pepper rings, jalapenos, pineapple, black olives, hamburger, chicken

    • Sicilian Meat Lover's$8.99
      A true meat-lovers pizza ham, bacon and pepperoni.

    • Quatro Formaggio 4" Cheese$8.99
      Mozzarella, cheddar, muenster, and pepper-jack

    • Blt Pizza$8.99
      Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and of course, mayo

    • Shorty's Supreme$10.99
      Onions, green peppers, ham, bacon, pepperoni, hamburger, mushrooms, and black olives

    • Bbq Chicken Pizza$8.99
      BBQ sauce, cheese topped with BBQ chicken & red onions

    • Shorty's Chili$3.99
      Add cheese for $0.50 cents

    • Shorty's Chili-Mac$4.50
  • Entrees
    All entrees are served with a dinner salad or coleslaw and choice of potato or vegetables. All pastas are served with a dinner salad and garlic bread.
    • Fish & Chips$9.99
      Lightly battered cod served with our home-made tartar sauce and fries

    • Lake Perch$13.99
      Lightly battered and fried to a golden brown

    • Bourbon Salmon$13.99
      Grilled salmon topped with our specialty bourbon sauce and sautéed mushrooms.

    • Seafood Platter$13.99
      Fried cod, lake perch, and baby shrimp

    • Bbq Ribs - 1/2 Slab$10.99
      Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.

    • Bbq Ribs - Full Slab$16.99
      Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.

    • Grilled Chicken Dinner$9.99
      Two juicy chicken breasts slightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a baked potato and salad
    • Santa Fe Chicken Pasta$9.99
      Sauteed chicken in a cajun cream sauce topped with tomatoes and chives

    • Chicken & Broccoli Alfredo$9.99
      Sautéed chicken & broccoli in creamy alfredo sauce.

    • New York Strip$11.99
      A 10oz seasoned cut grilled to your liking topped with grilled mushrooms and onions.

    • Prime Rib$11.99
      Tender and juicy. Cooked to your desired temperature.

    • Mushroom Bourbon Prime Rib$13.99
      Smothered in our prize winning bourbon sauce

    • Grilled Salmon$11.99
      Lightly seasoned and grilled to perfection. Served with a side salad and baked potato
  • Southwest Cantina
    All southwest dishes are served with salsa and sour cream. For guacamole add $1.75
    • Quesadilla$7.99
      Your choice of either chicken or beef

    • Taco Salad$7.99
      A crunchy tortilla bowl stuffed with your choice of chicken or beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and cheddar cheese
    • Chili Wet Burrito$8.99
      Your choice of a chicken or beef burrito baked with muenster cheese and topped with our home-made chili

    • Nacho Supreme$7.99
      Your choice of either chicken or beef baked with muenster cheese and topped with fresh diced tomatoes, onions, green peppers, lettuce and cheddar cheese
  • Sandwiches & Wraps
    Sandwiches and wraps served with fries, coleslaw or chips curly fries add $0.99, soup or salad add $1.50 onion rings add $2.99, sweet potato fries add $1.50
    • California Wrap$7.99
      Cajun grilled chicken with guacamole, lettuce, tomatoes, and swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla

    • Crunchy Shrimp Wrap$7.99
      Fried shrimp with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes in a flour tortilla wrap served with a side of avocado-ranch dipping sauce

    • Not So Short Turkey Club$7.49
      Shorty's triple decker turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo stacked high between 3 layers of toast

    • Grilled Chicken Wrap$6.99
      Grilled chicken with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla

    • Slim Jim$5.99
      Ham and swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and 1000-island dressing on a toasted sub bun

    • Italian Grinder$6.99
      Ham, turkey, pepperoni, and mozzarella baked and then topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and Italian dressing

    • Jerry's Cajun Chicken Sandwich$6.99
      Juicy chicken breast seasoned with cajun spice and topped with lettuce and tomato
    • BLT$5.99
      Bacon, fresh lettuce, and sliced tomatoes with mayo

    • French Dip Or Swiss Dip$7.49
      Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and served with au jus

    • Philly Cheese Steak Sub$7.99
      Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and topped with grilled onions, peppers, and cheese

    • Turkey Reuben$7.99
      Thinly sliced turkey breast on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-Island dressing

    • Dinty Moore$7.99
      Corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-island dressing

    • Original Corned-Beef Reuben$7.99
      Thinly sliced corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sauerkraut, and 1000-Island dressing
  • Premium Burgers
    Additional items $0.50 each unless otherwise specified swiss, america, cheddar, muenster, pepper jack, jalapenos, pepper rings, bacon, guacamole, $1.00, mozzarella, bourbon sauce, gri
    • Build Your Own Certified Angus Beef Burger$6.75
      Each burger is a 1/2 pound of certified angus beef served with lettuce, tomato, and a pickle on a toasted bun
    • Build Your Own Turkey Burger$6.75
      For a heart-healthy choice, try our 1/2 lb juicy turkey burger.
  • Shorty's Specialty Burgers
    • Patty Melt$7.49
      Swiss cheese and grilled onions

    • Big Shorty$7.99
      Grilled mushrooms, onions, bacon, and american cheese

    • Volcano Burger$7.99
      Cajun spice, jalapenos, pepper-jack cheese, and buffalo sauce

    • Wisconsin Bite$7.99
      Bacon, grilled onions, and cheddar cheese
    • California Burger$7.99
      Bacon, guacamole, swiss cheese, and raw onions

    • Bourbon Burger$7.99
      Grilled onions, swiss cheese, and our signature bourbon sauce

    • Black & Bleu$7.99
      Cajun spice seared onto a 1/2 pound patty with bleu cheese crumbles melted on top

    • Ham & Cheese Burger$7.99
      Juicy ham placed atop a 1/2 pound patty with melted swiss cheese
  • Lunch Special
    Specials include a beverage or beer all sandwiches served w/chips
    • 1/4 lb. Burger$4.99


    • Fish Sandwich w/Cheese$5.99
    • Grilled Chicken Sandwich$5.99


    • Slim Jim$5.99
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM FUCKING DEAD D, I CANT EVEN.

ROFL!!!!!!
 
Fish Sandwich with cheese? Sacrilege!
 
@PtldPlatypus said Nurk had the word "shorty" tatooed on his 3rd leg. When fully elongated it said:

Shorty's Bar and Grill Menu:
  • Appetizers
    • Sampler Platter$9.99
      Chicken strips, onion rings, cheese sticks, french fries and jalapeno poppers

    • Bacon-Spinach-Artichoke Dip$7.99
      Crunchy bacon diced and thrown into our creamy spinach and artichoke dip.

    • Jalapeno Poppers$6.99
      Served with ranch dressing 6 pcs

    • Fully Loaded Potato Skins$5.99
      5 skins loaded with cheese, scallions, bacon.& sour cream

    • Montreal Grillers$6.99
      The perfect healthy snack. Tender strips of chicken lightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a honey-mustard dipping sauce

    • Cajun Steak Tips$8.99
      Grilled pieces of tender NY strip seasoned in a spicy cajun seasoning

    • Garlic Cheese Bread$6.99
      10" round hand-tossed dough topped with garlic and baked with mozzarella cheese.

    • Chicken Tenders Plain, Bbq, Buffalo or Bourbon$6.99
      5 tender strips of chicken fried to a golden brown and served with your choice of dipping sauce
    • 8 Wings$6.99
      Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra

    • 16 Wings$11.99
      Rolled in our house seasoning. Plain, buffalo, bbq, bourbon $1 extra. Bleu cheese $0.65 extra

    • Mozzarella Sticks$5.99
      Mozzarella cheese rolled in bread crumbs and spices and fried to a golden brown. Served with your choice of dipping sauce

    • Fried Mushrooms$5.99
      These are made fresh, lightly seasoned and deep fried. Served with ranch dressing

    • Crunchy Buffalo-Shrimp Basket$7.99
      30 baby breaded shrimp tossed in our spicy buffalo sauce. Served with ranch dipping sauce

    • Crunchy Onion Rings$4.99
      Served with your choice of dipping sauce

    • Chips & Salsa$3.99
      A heaping portion of crispy chips and mild salsa. Enough to share. Add guacamole or cheese for $1.75 each

    • Sliders$5.99
      3 beef sliders topped with american cheese
  • Hand Tossed Pizza Salad & Soup
    House italian, ranch, 1000-island, french, honey mustard, raspberry vinaigrette, vinegar & oil, bleu cheese $0.75 cents extra
    • Large House Salad Or Caesar Salad$4.99


    • Chopped Antipasto Salad$7.99
      Fresh greens topped with ham, turkey, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and tomatoes. Served with our house italian

    • Chopped Chicken Salad$7.99
      Grilled chicken with chopped lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms

    • Grilled Chicken Caesar$7.99
      Romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan, caesar dressing, and croutons topped by a juicy grilled chicken breast

    • Charleston Salad$7.99
      Mixed greens topped with crispy bacon, fried chicken, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, and onions.

    • Carribean Salad$7.99
      Cajun grilled chicken with pineapple and swiss cheese. Raspberry vinaigrette recommended

    • Avocado Shrimp Salad$8.99
      Crunchy fried shrimp on a bed of greens with crispy bacon, tomatoes, and our avocado ranch dressing

    • Bleu Cheese Steak Salad$9.99
      An 8oz NY strip steak cooked to your taste on a bed of mixed greens
    • Create Your 10" Pizza$6.99
      Cheese & sauce only. Add any toppings you would like for .95 each pepperoni, ham, bacon, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, pepper rings, jalapenos, pineapple, black olives, hamburger, chicken

    • Sicilian Meat Lover's$8.99
      A true meat-lovers pizza ham, bacon and pepperoni.

    • Quatro Formaggio 4" Cheese$8.99
      Mozzarella, cheddar, muenster, and pepper-jack

    • Blt Pizza$8.99
      Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and of course, mayo

    • Shorty's Supreme$10.99
      Onions, green peppers, ham, bacon, pepperoni, hamburger, mushrooms, and black olives

    • Bbq Chicken Pizza$8.99
      BBQ sauce, cheese topped with BBQ chicken & red onions

    • Shorty's Chili$3.99
      Add cheese for $0.50 cents

    • Shorty's Chili-Mac$4.50
  • Entrees
    All entrees are served with a dinner salad or coleslaw and choice of potato or vegetables. All pastas are served with a dinner salad and garlic bread.
    • Fish & Chips$9.99
      Lightly battered cod served with our home-made tartar sauce and fries

    • Lake Perch$13.99
      Lightly battered and fried to a golden brown

    • Bourbon Salmon$13.99
      Grilled salmon topped with our specialty bourbon sauce and sautéed mushrooms.

    • Seafood Platter$13.99
      Fried cod, lake perch, and baby shrimp

    • Bbq Ribs - 1/2 Slab$10.99
      Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.

    • Bbq Ribs - Full Slab$16.99
      Our slow-cooked spare ribs smothered in our smokehouse BBQ sauce.

    • Grilled Chicken Dinner$9.99
      Two juicy chicken breasts slightly seasoned and grilled. Served with a baked potato and salad
    • Santa Fe Chicken Pasta$9.99
      Sauteed chicken in a cajun cream sauce topped with tomatoes and chives

    • Chicken & Broccoli Alfredo$9.99
      Sautéed chicken & broccoli in creamy alfredo sauce.

    • New York Strip$11.99
      A 10oz seasoned cut grilled to your liking topped with grilled mushrooms and onions.

    • Prime Rib$11.99
      Tender and juicy. Cooked to your desired temperature.

    • Mushroom Bourbon Prime Rib$13.99
      Smothered in our prize winning bourbon sauce

    • Grilled Salmon$11.99
      Lightly seasoned and grilled to perfection. Served with a side salad and baked potato
  • Southwest Cantina
    All southwest dishes are served with salsa and sour cream. For guacamole add $1.75
    • Quesadilla$7.99
      Your choice of either chicken or beef

    • Taco Salad$7.99
      A crunchy tortilla bowl stuffed with your choice of chicken or beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and cheddar cheese
    • Chili Wet Burrito$8.99
      Your choice of a chicken or beef burrito baked with muenster cheese and topped with our home-made chili

    • Nacho Supreme$7.99
      Your choice of either chicken or beef baked with muenster cheese and topped with fresh diced tomatoes, onions, green peppers, lettuce and cheddar cheese
  • Sandwiches & Wraps
    Sandwiches and wraps served with fries, coleslaw or chips curly fries add $0.99, soup or salad add $1.50 onion rings add $2.99, sweet potato fries add $1.50
    • California Wrap$7.99
      Cajun grilled chicken with guacamole, lettuce, tomatoes, and swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla

    • Crunchy Shrimp Wrap$7.99
      Fried shrimp with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes in a flour tortilla wrap served with a side of avocado-ranch dipping sauce

    • Not So Short Turkey Club$7.49
      Shorty's triple decker turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo stacked high between 3 layers of toast

    • Grilled Chicken Wrap$6.99
      Grilled chicken with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla

    • Slim Jim$5.99
      Ham and swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and 1000-island dressing on a toasted sub bun

    • Italian Grinder$6.99
      Ham, turkey, pepperoni, and mozzarella baked and then topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and Italian dressing

    • Jerry's Cajun Chicken Sandwich$6.99
      Juicy chicken breast seasoned with cajun spice and topped with lettuce and tomato
    • BLT$5.99
      Bacon, fresh lettuce, and sliced tomatoes with mayo

    • French Dip Or Swiss Dip$7.49
      Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and served with au jus

    • Philly Cheese Steak Sub$7.99
      Thinly shaved prime rib stuffed in a large hoagie and topped with grilled onions, peppers, and cheese

    • Turkey Reuben$7.99
      Thinly sliced turkey breast on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-Island dressing

    • Dinty Moore$7.99
      Corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sweet coleslaw, and 1000-island dressing

    • Original Corned-Beef Reuben$7.99
      Thinly sliced corned-beef on rye with melted swiss, sauerkraut, and 1000-Island dressing
  • Premium Burgers
    Additional items $0.50 each unless otherwise specified swiss, america, cheddar, muenster, pepper jack, jalapenos, pepper rings, bacon, guacamole, $1.00, mozzarella, bourbon sauce, gri
    • Build Your Own Certified Angus Beef Burger$6.75
      Each burger is a 1/2 pound of certified angus beef served with lettuce, tomato, and a pickle on a toasted bun
    • Build Your Own Turkey Burger$6.75
      For a heart-healthy choice, try our 1/2 lb juicy turkey burger.
  • Shorty's Specialty Burgers
    • Patty Melt$7.49
      Swiss cheese and grilled onions

    • Big Shorty$7.99
      Grilled mushrooms, onions, bacon, and american cheese

    • Volcano Burger$7.99
      Cajun spice, jalapenos, pepper-jack cheese, and buffalo sauce

    • Wisconsin Bite$7.99
      Bacon, grilled onions, and cheddar cheese
    • California Burger$7.99
      Bacon, guacamole, swiss cheese, and raw onions

    • Bourbon Burger$7.99
      Grilled onions, swiss cheese, and our signature bourbon sauce

    • Black & Bleu$7.99
      Cajun spice seared onto a 1/2 pound patty with bleu cheese crumbles melted on top

    • Ham & Cheese Burger$7.99
      Juicy ham placed atop a 1/2 pound patty with melted swiss cheese
  • Lunch Special
    Specials include a beverage or beer all sandwiches served w/chips
    • 1/4 lb. Burger$4.99


    • Fish Sandwich w/Cheese$5.99
    • Grilled Chicken Sandwich$5.99


    • Slim Jim$5.99
 

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