Anyone got an extra laptop laying around?

[Drink Your Milkshake]

From craigslist:

Gifted Relaxation Specialist In Need Of Laptop (Close in)
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***Safe, Clean, Discrete, cozy location near Rose Quarter***

 

[DaRizzle]

hmmm...what section are YOU checking out on craigslist???


....oh, ....nevermind

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

hmmm...what section are YOU checking out on craigslist???


....oh, ....nevermind

spot on