OT Anyone have knee's replaced?

[Hoopguru]

I would do the one at a time.
When you say "rehab place" do you mean a physical therapist or a nursing home?
I once stayed in a nursing home for a couple weeks. Actually it was twice, and I didn't like it. I'll never rehab on one of those joints again. I will go home for my rehab. The food is bad and they never get your meds right.
My first nursing home was a Catholic one on the corner of Murray and Farmington. The second one was a VA one in Vancouver adjoining the Vancouver VA hospital. The VA nursing home, like the Portland VA hospital has food that you can't keep down. My first hospital stay that included a stay in the ICU for about three weeks served food so bad that I literally threw up every time I tried to eat it. I lost 40 lbs. My wife started bringing in food from a restaurant or, better yet, from home.
My advice? No nursing home.

Im doing 1 at a time..I think my wife would like me out of the house for a few weeks though! Knees or no knees.

 

[Hoopguru]

Having left knee replaced a week from Monday 3/25. In and out same day.

When I had my left testicle replaced with a cocktail onion it didn't go so well! Every time I drove by a hamburger stand Id get a hard on and my eyes would water.

Not sure what will happen with my knee?

 

[tlongII]

Having left knee replaced a week from Monday 3/25. In and out same day.

When I had my left testicle replaced with a cocktail onion it didn't go so well! Every time I drove by a hamburger stand Id get a hard on and my eyes would water.

Not sure what will happen with my knee?

Good luck! I’m sure you’ll be ready to join the S2 hoops team in no time!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Having left knee replaced a week from Monday 3/25. In and out same day.

When I had my left testicle replaced with a cocktail onion it didn't go so well! Every time I drove by a hamburger stand Id get a hard on and my eyes would water.

Not sure what will happen with my knee?

Good luck, hope everything goes well and recovery is speedy.

 

[Lanny]

Having left knee replaced a week from Monday 3/25. In and out same day.

When I had my left testicle replaced with a cocktail onion it didn't go so well! Every time I drove by a hamburger stand Id get a hard on and my eyes would water.

Not sure what will happen with my knee?

Not to worry. You'll only feel like you're being disemboweled by an ISIS torturer for maybe three days tops. After that, it's all roses and you can hobble out to dinner. Just don't cry at the dinner table.
Oh come on, I'm just kidding. Or am I?

Edit: ps tell the doc you want a copy of the video of the operation especially the part with the bone saw. Hey, didn't I see that in a horror movie?

 

[Lanny]

Having left knee replaced a week from Monday 3/25. In and out same day.

When I had my left testicle replaced with a cocktail onion it didn't go so well! Every time I drove by a hamburger stand Id get a hard on and my eyes would water.

Not sure what will happen with my knee?

I'll have my fingers crossed. Let us know as soon as you're able.

 

[Hoopguru]

This time tomorrow I'll be sporting some titanium in my left knee. Decided to get the right one done late September so I can drive after a couple weeks and have the summer to enjoy.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

This time tomorrow I'll be sporting some titanium in my left knee. Decided to get the right one done late September so I can drive after a couple weeks and have the summer to enjoy.

Good luck, I hope it goes well for you!

 

[Hoopguru]

Just got home and surgery went well, I’ll be taking some pain meds for few days then physical therapy
Next week.
There were three hot nurses and one nice man assistant.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Just got home and surgery went well, I’ll be taking some pain meds for few days then physical therapy
Next week.
There were three hot nurses and one nice man assistant.

Hoping for a speedy recovery!

 

[tlongII]

Just got home and surgery went well, I’ll be taking some pain meds for few days then physical therapy
Next week.
There were three hot nurses and one nice man assistant.

Did you get a sponge bath yet?

 

[Hoopguru]

Did you get a sponge bath yet?

I did...

 

[Lanny]

Just got home and surgery went well, I’ll be taking some pain meds for few days then physical therapy
Next week.
There were three hot nurses and one nice man assistant.

To hell with the man. We wanna hear about the women.

 

[Hoopguru]

To hell with the man. We wanna hear about the women.

Lol....I knew that would get your attention !
I was at Providence on Gleason and was extremely impressed with the superb service, the nurses were all wearing tight yoga pants with the Red Cross insignia on one cheek. They do this now to take attention away from pain levels and help those relax before they wheel you in.

 

[Lanny]

Lol....I knew that would get your attention !
I was at Providence on Gleason and was extremely impressed with the superb service, the nurses were all wearing tight yoga pants with the Red Cross insignia on one cheek. They do this now to take attention away from pain levels and help those relax before they wheel you in.

Wanna know the truth?

I can't remember what to do with a woman. And then there's the little matter of my 100% devotion to my wife. So, yeah, I'm all hot air.

 

[Hoopguru]

Wanna know the truth?

I can't remember what to do with a woman. And then there's the little matter of my 100% devotion to my wife. So, yeah, I'm all hot air.

And I’m full of grap!
My wife Loves the yoga pants too. And look damn good in the for nearly 70.

 

[Lanny]

And I’m full of grap!
My wife Loves the yoga pants too. And look damn good in the for nearly 70.

My wife and I are older than that.
Ate too much for breakfast and wanna get rid of some or most of it? Imagine my wife and I making love.