OT Are You A Metrosexual?

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Should have been Are You Metrosexual as opposed to Are You "A" Metrosexual.

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I confess. I was once a metrosexual. Yes, and I subscribed to many of their magazines with their centerfolds and all. I was hooked. But then, I met a good woman at a topless bar and after a lot of effort on her part, I was saved and I promise to all of you that I will never go back.

Anyone else out there want to confess?
 
Okay this is one of those times ill accept getting blasted.


Whats a metrosexual?
 
ABM said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

Metrosexual is a portmanteau of metropolitan and heterosexual, coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in an urban, post-industrial, capitalist culture) who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance, typically spending a significant amount of time and money on shopping as part of this.[1]
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THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME. I spend like two hours primping and preening with more time under my beauty salon hair dryer that fits over the top of my head. I think you'll all have to agree, pay special attention Barfo, I am the perfect man.
 
Lanny said:
THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME. I spend like two hours primping and preening with more time under my beauty salon hair dryer that fits over the top of my head. I think you'll all have to agree, pay special attention Barfo, I am the perfect man.
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lawai'a said:
wait one. what is this grooming thing?
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It's where you take a shower, brush your teeth, blow your nose this time in Kleenex and not on your sleeve and run a comb thru your hair. Of course, it's much much more for me, the perfect man.
 
#beatnik
Lanny said:
It's where you take a shower, brush your teeth, blow your nose this time in Kleenex and not on your sleeve and run a comb thru your hair. Of course, it's much much more for me, the perfect man.
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I thought it meant you’d had sex on a Metro bus. Kind of a poor relation to the Mile High Club.
 
VanillaGorilla said:
For real. I haven't heard "metrosexual" since I was in middle school over 15 years ago. What an odd, seemingly pointless thread.
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Odd and pointless defines s2, Sparky. I mean, look at your own posts.

Call it what you want, but metrosexuality is still out there. These days with more of a bent twist. Other sectors are infringing.
 
ABM said:
Odd and pointless defines s2, Sparky. I mean, look at your own posts.

Call it what you want, but metrosexuality is still out there. These days with more of a bent twist. Other sectors are infringing.
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I never look at my own posts.
 
SlyPokerOwl said:
Hey, how many of you guys wear jorts? I bet @Minstrel wears jorts!
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Funny...

But, hey, what's wrong with a silly little trip down nostalgia lane? OK, OK....we all get razzed in here. I git it. I GIT it! LOL


Sure beats some of the other discussions going on in here, though. ;)
 
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