As a young buck, how did you acquire pornography?

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EL PRESIDENTE

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Mainly for the older ladies and germs who were pre-internet.

We bought movies from this store on Belmont that didn't card for buying porn movies.

Also, there was some dude at school who sold penthouses and shit. :MARIS61:

Once I went to the recycling center in beaverton and looked through their bins. hah. I think I found one playboy or penthouse or something. I'd also go to Waldenbooks and hide a porn behind another magazine and read it in the store.
 
Treaty_of_Batum said:
Pimped it . . . like I would get my alcohol
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I remember in college, there was a nerdy dude too shy to buy porn movies, so he gave me money to go buy some. I got him a Beavis and Butthead parody porn movie. haha.

We also had tapes that were passed around from bro to bro. The "Splices" tape, it was pretty funny everyone made vague references to it throughout college and beyond.
 
Google images, past them into word and print it. One time I had a floppy disk(lmao) full of naked girls on it. When I went to my dads I would watch the porn on hbo and starz and all those channels.

Edit I just saw this said pre-internet. I didn't live pre-internet lol
 
I remember I downloaded some naked picture on some USEnet group or something on a BBS I discovered. It took overnight to download one pic of Amber Lynn spread eagle. Modem kept on disconnecting too so I had to do it late at night.

Totally worth it.
 
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I'd also stay up late watching Jim Spagg in hopes of seeing some errant titties. Kind of a bad idea. ugh.
 
I'm not old enough to be pre-internet either, but i remember really old Real Sex episodes on HBO like 10 or more years back. Had a bunch of groady middle aged people on it, but hey, it was boobs.
 
When we were like 15, we'd go buy a magazine as a group, from Plaid Pantry at like 1am
 
ONTV, plus I found some kid's stash of centerfolds buried in sawdust under the bleachers at a livestock auction place in a really, really small town.

I think I still have a couple of them somewhere, lol...
 
santeesioux said:
I'm not old enough to be pre-internet either, but i remember really old Real Sex episodes on HBO like 10 or more years back. Had a bunch of groady middle aged people on it, but hey, it was boobs.
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Aside from the internet or your parents porn collection HBO was the best thing. I remember one time watching a planet of the apes parody called "playmate of the apes" it was classic soft core porn, women without shirts on trapped in cages by men in monkey costume.
 
Friend on mine had a treeshouse. Guy across the street had an old school bus for storage. We broke in the bus and found an igloo cooler FULL of mags. Penthouse, Hustler etc.

Before I could say "let's take em", each of my friends had a handle and were carrying it across the street to the treehouse.

My cousin's grampa was a hoarder and we found the small mags that were hardcore in the basement. I hid those in the firewood under the deck at my house.

Then when I was 20, my grandmother got AOL and my brother found thumbnail gallery post. You would open the website to a bunch of squares with red x's in the middle. The pics would load line by line and if the girl wasn't cute enough you had to start over and wait.

I finally figured out how to find TIF pictures and scroll through pictures my brother had loaded earlier.

One day it was full of Asian chicks and I asked my brother why he looked at them. He said he didn't. .....IT WAS UNCLE BRUCE!
 
My dad's sock drawer... he had old Penthouses (October 1980 is a particular favorite of mine), which were awesome... and polaroids of mom, which were OH MY GOD PLEASE NO terrifying. He and I kept fighting over the Penthouse. He'd take it from under my bed, I'd find it (in the drawer, in the garage, etc.) and take it back. No confrontation, just a passive game.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I remember in college, there was a nerdy dude too shy to buy porn movies, so he gave me money to go buy some. I got him a Beavis and Butthead parody porn movie. haha.

We also had tapes that were passed around from bro to bro. The "Splices" tape, it was pretty funny everyone made vague references to it throughout college and beyond.
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:lol:
 
1. National Geographic articles on Africa, the Amazon, etc.
2. Old guy with a garage full of late-50s, early-60s Playboys that left the garage door unlocked.
3. Raiding the collections of friends older brothers...

barfo
 
Saturday night and everyone is asleep

TIME TO TURN ON CINEMAX
 
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EL PRESIDENTE said:
I'd also stay up late watching Jim Spagg in hopes of seeing some errant titties. Kind of a bad idea. ugh.
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santeesioux said:
I'm not old enough to be pre-internet either, but i remember really old Real Sex episodes on HBO like 10 or more years back. Had a bunch of groady middle aged people on it, but hey, it was boobs.
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All of these! And of course Playboy's and Penthouse that I'd get from friends.
Soon after I got my first apartment (probably about 13 years ago), I got the cable box with "the chip" in it and got all the pay channels for free. It was awesome!
 
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I see a boob! Ill be right back.

Skinamax was my first semi porn experience. When I got old enough though I just hooked with girls and made them do freaky stuff.
 
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