As the earth dies screaming

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Population control is the answer. Elimate 3 billion people and the problem goes away

Why do you think Russia and us are becoming allies? We are about to run wild on the world like we are Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage in the Mega (More like the MAGA powers if ya catch my drift ) Powers days!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Why do you think Russia and us are becoming allies? We are about to run wild on the world like we are Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage in the Mega (More like the MAGA powers if ya catch my drift ) Powers days!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Population control is the answer. Elimate 3 billion people and the problem goes away

Save the world, kill yourself!

 

[oldfisherman]

Save earth, it is the only planet with beer and single malt whiskey.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Save the world, kill yourself!

I have a negative net carbon footprint.

 

[riverman]

I have a negative net carbon footprint.

where did you bury the foot?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

where did you bury the foot?

Under the Magic Johnson statue at the Staples Center

 

[Rastapopoulos]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38127320

 

[Denny Crane]

Stop climate change now!

 

[MarAzul]

Stop climate change now!

You would ruin my chance for beach front property.

 

[e_blazer]

Save the world, kill yourself!

How does that work? We're made of carbon. Burning the corpse = CO2 emissions. Natural decomposition = methane emissions. We need to live forever.

 

[barfo]

How does that work? We're made of carbon. Burning the corpse = CO2 emissions. Natural decomposition = methane emissions. We need to live forever.

find a tar pit and lay down in it?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

find a tar pit and lay down in it?

barfo

You go first.

 

[e_blazer]

find a tar pit and lay down in it?

barfo

No good:

"Geologic CH4 emissions from the La Brea tar pit and surrounding areas were surprisingly strong, with peak concentrations of nearly 50 ppm and highly elevated CH4 concentrations extending over at least w100 km2 , and accounting potentially for a significant fraction of the LA basin CH4 emissions. Geologic CO2 emissions also were observed."

http://www.lgrinc.com/publications/...urface platform for source investigations.pdf

 

[barfo]

No good:

"Geologic CH4 emissions from the La Brea tar pit and surrounding areas were surprisingly strong, with peak concentrations of nearly 50 ppm and highly elevated CH4 concentrations extending over at least w100 km2 , and accounting potentially for a significant fraction of the LA basin CH4 emissions. Geologic CO2 emissions also were observed."

http://www.lgrinc.com/publications/Transcontinental methane measurements- Part 1. A mobile surface platform for source investigations.pdf

Hmm. Ok. Encase yourself in a block of lucite?

cryogenics?

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Hmm. Ok. Encase yourself in a block of lucite?

cryogenics?

barfo

Maybe natural desiccation? Leave the corpse out in the sun in the desert somewhere until it turns into jerky.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Maybe natural desiccation? Leave the corpse out in the sun in the desert somewhere until it turns into jerky.

Oh yeah! That's definitely how I wanna go!

Surround my casket with your various offerings, and I shall take them with me into the afterlife.

But no weed. It gives me a headache.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

How Stable Are Democracies? ‘Warning Signs Are Flashing Red’

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Or...we could start with not funding colleges that encourage their students to run off to safe spaces and riot? That would save us a LOT of money.

As somebody who works in academia I fear you vastly overstate the influence we have over our students. But hey, here's a story to warm your heart.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Illegal Logging Is Depleting the Amazon Rainforest 29% Faster Than Last Year"

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/06/b...r-humanity-stark-inequality-or-total-war.html

The bad news? History suggests the only way to stop galloping inequality is war.
The good news? Trump is almost certain to start one. Probably with Iran.

 

[blue32]

Good let's hope it continues like this for a good 10 years. The snowboarding will be epic
Already kicking ass up there right now!

 

[Denny Crane]

http://www.wjbc.com/2016/12/06/sundays-snow-sets-record-in-several-locations/

Kind of freaky when El Nino ends.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Giraffes facing extinction after devastating decline, experts warn

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Thousands of snow geese die in Montana after landing on contaminated water

 

[blue32]

Thousands of snow geese die in Montana after landing on contaminated water

Federally run, and Democrats LOVE to have the Government run shit for them. This is what we get.
If the EPA had any fucking balls, or brains (which they have neither) they'd take care of this somehow.

 

[barfo]

Federally run, and Democrats LOVE to have the Government run shit for them. This is what we get.
If the EPA had any fucking balls, or brains (which they have neither) they'd take care of this somehow.

What are you talking about? The only federal involvement discussed in the article was counting the dead birds.

barfo

 

[blue32]

What are you talking about? The only federal involvement discussed in the article was counting the dead birds.

barfo

You said it Barfo.... "in this article".

Ya see, I did a little light reading beyond the shit that Rasta links because usually his links are poor quality.

At any rate my friend, the site is a Government Superfund site.

"EPA may identify parties responsible for hazardous substances releases to the environment (polluters) and either compel them to clean up the sites, or it may undertake the cleanup on its own using the Superfund (a trust fund) and costs recovered from polluters by referring to the U.S. Department of Justice."

The site has been a superfund site since 1983, If I am reading their listing correctly, meaning they've had (the EPA) ~30+ years to get this shit taken care of, although it doesn't appear that they did anything until 1996.

 

[barfo]

You said it Barfo.... "in this article".

Ya see, I did a little light reading beyond the shit that Rasta links because usually his links are poor quality.

At any rate my friend, the site is a Government Superfund site.

"EPA may identify parties responsible for hazardous substances releases to the environment (polluters) and either compel them to clean up the sites, or it may undertake the cleanup on its own using the Superfund (a trust fund) and costs recovered from polluters by referring to the U.S. Department of Justice."

The site has been a superfund site since 1983, If I am reading their listing correctly, meaning they've had (the EPA) ~30+ years to get this shit taken care of, although it doesn't appear that they did anything until 1996.

That's like blaming the cops for all the crime. Damn, if they were just doing their jobs...

Superfund sites often take a very long time to clean up. Those who have to pay for it resist. And certain administrations aren't very committed to making progress.

barfo