Exclusive Ask The Tarot, NBA Edition

[Chris Craig]

I read Tarot cards. Ask questions regarding the Blazers or the NBA. I will do my best to get a clear reading.

 

[ebott]

Playing with a pass first point guard, will Ant regain his form and have a 50/40/90 season this year?

 

[Cugel]

Who will be the next all nba from POR and when?

 

[Chris Craig]

Playing with a pass first point guard, will Ant regain his form and have a 50/40/90 season this year?

According to the cards...

Ant will become more of a creator himself, with ample opportunity to hone his abilities. He will have extreme highs and lows, but he will meet the challenges, accomplishing key personal growth and development. His star is bright. He will reach high achievements. There is optimism that he will do it here in Portland.

 

[Chris Craig]

Who will be the next all nba from POR and when?

All NBA will prove elusive, but the cards point to Sharpe, following the replacement of outmoded ideas with the new. Three years coming.

 

[THE HCP]

Will you FINALLY have sexual relations with a partner you don’t have to inflate before hand?

 

[Chris Craig]

Will you FINALLY have sexual relations with a partner you don’t have to inflate before hand?

The cards say....BAM

 

[HailBlazers]

is Dame making the right choice by spurning the team that drafted him

 

[Mediocre Man]

What in the actual fuck

 

[Wizard Mentor]

What in the actual fuck

The cards say.... Blurry photos coming.

 

[Idog1976]

I can't believe no one has asked this. Will the Blazers get fair value for Dame (3+ firsts and two prospects eg Dariq Whitehead and Jamie Jaquez)? Follow up, will the Blazers find a 3rd player to add to Scoot and Sharpe and get into contention in the next 6 years?

 

[Idog1976]

I love this by the way, and the Haters gonna hate.

 

[inconceivable]

Who will be the next all nba from POR and when?

Jaylen Brown, 2024

 

[maxiep]

Will you FINALLY have sexual relations with a partner you don’t have to inflate before hand?

Well, I don't know about inflating, but I have before hand, hand, and after hand.

 

[RippedCity]

Who will become the best player from this year's draft class? Wemby, Scoot, Miller (lol), or Amen?

 

[Chris Craig]

is Dame making the right choice by spurning the team that drafted him

He may not be thinking with a rational mind. He seeks a further sense of purpose. He is being pulled in different directions by divergent forces. His departure carries with it the ability to wound, be he and we as fans must cut through the falsehoods. His beginning will also be his end. A new beginning is ahead. He has made a tough choice and must play the fool. But, he recognizes his debt and will return.

 

[Chris Craig]

I can't believe no one has asked this. Will the Blazers get fair value for Dame (3+ firsts and two prospects eg Dariq Whitehead and Jamie Jaquez)? Follow up, will the Blazers find a 3rd player to add to Scoot and Sharpe and get into contention in the next 6 years?

The Blazers will have their good deeds weighed. They will bring back two dogs and a lion. The team will be miraculously rebuilt. The cups will filleth over and a period of success be sustained. That success will prove elusive but when it comes, there will be great envy. Good fortune will shine. Within 3-5 years playoffs return. Contention follows. 2031 is the year.

 

[ebott]

This is my favorite thread of all time.

 

[theprunetang]

This is my favorite thread of all time.

I don't actually believe this sort of thing, but I have always found enjoyment in it as well. It's simple fun. And I welcome that.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

The Blazers will have their good deeds weighed. They will bring back two dogs and a lion. The team will be miraculously rebuilt. The cups will filleth over and a period of success be sustained. That success will prove elusive but when it comes, there will be great envy. Good fortune will shine. Within 3-5 years playoffs return. Contention follows. 2031 is the year.

So................................prolly not again in my lifetime, eh......?

 

[PCmor7]

So................................prolly not again in my lifetime, eh......?

How many lifetimes have you had?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

How many lifetimes have you had?

Just this one. and the first Championship came so fast and unexpectedly (and at such a young age) it was gone before I could fully enjoy it. I turn 69 the day before Dame turns 33......and it feels like neither one of us are gonna get what we want anytime soon........

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Does CC have a fuming incense stencher?

 

[Further]

What will the blazers next carpet themed uniform be?

 

[wizenheimer]

What in the actual fuck

ain't no cure for the summertime blues

 

[Mediocre Man]

ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Great song. The Who did a great cover of that song

 

[e_blazer]

I'm not into this heebie jeebie stuff. How about "Ask the Carrot"?

Upon further reflection, this guy gives me the heebie jeebies anyway.

 

[julius]

Wait...if they're contending by 31, it's highly unlikely Dame will be on the team again at that point.

Oh well. His loss.

 

[riverman]

Will Chauncey ever have a winning record as a head coach given that he's dug such a deep hole his first two years and will he be in Portland long term?