Asshole Brown

[barfo]

Comcast up to their usual excellent customer service:
http://www.wired.com/2015/01/comcast-renames-man-asshole-brown-tries-cancel-cable/
http://www.wired.com/2015/01/comcast-renames-man-asshole-brown-tries-cancel-cable/

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://consumerist.com/2015/01/30/comcast-is-also-changing-customers-names-to-whore-and-dummy/

 

[speeds]

If you don't like your cable provider you should find another. And if there are no other providers in your area you can eat cake.

 

[PDXFonz]

Bad, bad asshole brown. Biggest asshole in the whole damn town.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Fucking asshole cable companies.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i think everybody does this

there is a lighting guy that works for me occasionally, we call him sperm whale

 

[MarAzul]

If you don't like your cable provider you should find another. And if there are no other providers in your area you can eat cake.

There is always Satellite. What a wonderful deal that is.

 

[MarAzul]

i think everybody does this

there is a lighting guy that works for me occasionally, we call him sperm whale

Really? Why does he continue to work for you?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

because i hardly ever write my congressman to frantically implore him to abolish the minimum wage.

i also have a lunchbox, a laser beam, a chinstrap, a monkey, a poo taster, a drexel, a corndog, a few hippies, and a mongo.

 

[PDXFonz]

Had to take in my old dvr box and get a new one. The lady at the store gave me a phone number to call if I was having trouble...it was the number for dish TV (no bs). I then had a number pop up on my tv giving me a number to call, it was the wrong department. I then got transferred....to the wrong department. I told them id they can't transfer me to someone who can help then they might as well transfer me to cancelations. I sat on hold for 5 minutes and she came back and helped me...ALL I NEEDED WAS MY CORRECT ACCOUNT #!!!!!!!!!

I considered calling the store to complain about the employee because at this point I didn't find it funny anymore. But I thought maybe it was a subtle "get out, save yourself!"

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Mine is white-ish pink, just for reference.