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It's gone viral. You can't keep up with the reports!

-Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM's in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!

-Dammit Jim, I'm an #attackwatch not a doctor.

-attackwatch Please look into the fact Obama got all Ds and Fs in college. Please release his transcripts to prove this is not true.

-Dear #attackwatch my neighbor won't give me all her money even though she makes more than me. Look into this please.

-#attackwatch this is untrue right?--you and Michelle didn't fly to Martha's Vineyard on separate taxpayer funded planes?
 
Whoever came up with this idea should be fired. I say that as somebody seeing this country run into the ground by incompetent and inexperienced leadership. This is an absolute mockery, and Twitter has its most activity in months.

In the meantime, though, let's continue!

-This isn't a paid ad... I was in a real Twitter slump, but then Barry startd this new site & suddenly my funk is liftd. Thnx #AttackWatch!

-Report them! #attackwatch RT @obamawire: #Obama Jobs Bill Faces Hurdles with Public, Fellow Democrats http://ow.ly/1eHa9W

-#attackwatch I wish to report Hillary Clinton. I think her phone is ringing off the hook about now.

-I'm pretty sure I saw a Republican push granny off a cliff. Please help! #attackwatch

-Hey #attackwatch Obama's illegal alien drunken Uncle Omar is missing; how does one actually lose a President's relative?
 
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-Hey Obama, what's your spin and lies about Fast and Furious? No comment? I'm not surprised. #attackwatch

-is this a joke? #attackwatch

-Hey, #AttackWatch: I can't afford four more years!

-#attackwatch So THIS is what Big Brother looks like??

-#attackwatch is exactly what America is NOT about. Men died in wars to protect us from that kind of jackbooted thuggery

-Comrades, I have reported your smears to attackwatch.com! When I see something, I say something! #attackwatch

-I see dead people...registering to vote in Chicago. Get on it! #attackwatch

-I just enrolled Joe Biden in #AttackWatch. Won't he be surprised to get an email from the White House!
 
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-#attackwatch Reporting myself again, keeping the house set at 71. I can't expect that the rest of the world will allow this.

-Hello #AttackWatch ? I ordered some solar panels from Solyndra and I never got them

-If it wasn't so stupid #attackwatch would be creepy.

-#AttackWatch, sorry I haven't reported anything, I'm weak from laughing at you all day.

-My boss makes more than me. Sure, she took on all of the risk by being the business owner, but still ... please look into it. #attackwatch

-In less than 24 hours, @AttackWatch has become the biggest campaign joke in modern history. #attackwatch
 
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I know I can't be the only one laughing at this moronic site. What the hell was Obama thinking???

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I'd guess that since you're the only one who posted in this thread in almost 90 minutes, you must be the only one.
 
I think the people that work for Obama think his motives are so pure, there's nothing wrong with reporting those that attack him. I really don't think they understand how fucking creepy this is.
 
PapaG said:
I know I can't be the only one laughing at this moronic site. What the hell was Obama thinking???

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I saw that commercial on another site today. Hilarious.
 
haha, put on my facebooks. a few people yesterday posted the legit link to the site yesterday. haha
 
julius said:
I'd guess that since you're the only one who posted in this thread in almost 90 minutes, you must be the only one.
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Well, other than the literal thousands of people on Twitter.

What actually ruined you, Julius? The change in your posts the past three months is obvious.
 
Really though, this is the ultimate "if Dubya had done it" hypothetical.

Hey, report your neighbors to Dubya's site when they're talking shit about Dubya!!!

That would have been leading the news for weeks!
 
hey now, that sounds like some inciteful speech right there. #attackwatch
 
Milk went up another $.20/gallon this week, and my house lost $15k in value on Zillow. Please investigate #attackwatch
 
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#attackwatch
 
We really need a new subforum to separate the meanie political posts from the nude photo threads.

I'm appalled at my behavior in this thread. SHOW SOME RESPECT!!! Obama just wants to know which people are mocking him. It's no biggie, right? :)
 
PapaG said:
I know I can't be the only one laughing at this moronic site. What the hell was Obama thinking???
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The reason this works is that conservatives have no imagination whatsoever. When Obama's jackbooted thugs come to march all you twitterers off to the Soylent Green factories, you'll be completely baffled about how they knew where to find each of you.

barfo
 
3RA1N1AC said:
hmm, so only conservatives find the mocking of it funny? shocker :lol:

i mean after knock knock jokes, this shit is right up there though
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Wow, talk about completely missing the point of a link.
 
maxiep said:
Yes, really. You're usually more clever.
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the point of the link was what? that the washington post is a liberal rag and changed the title to mislead dumb right wingers who are too stupid to make up their own mind about anything and just believe everything they read? or that attackwatch supposedly pressured them to do so? that the conservative drones on the interwebs are doing obamas bidding by driving people to the site? its a fucking 100 word blog post for gods sake, am i supposed to glean some deep meaning from it that i havent already mentioned?

wtf do YOU think the point of the link is?

really? :lol:
 
in all fairness, i might be missing something, wouldnt be the first time

and speaking of knock knock jokes, anyone got a good one?
 
knock knock

who's there?

Barack Obama.

That's the joke.

:MARIS61:
 
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

Because he has no fucking idea what the fuck he's doing. :ghoti:
 
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