Tech Attention All Mouth Breathers

[Natebishop3]

I don't really know him, have only said hi a few times when I was visiting his mother.

Here is your chance to get to know the kid better!

 

[barfo]

Here is your chance to get to know your kid better!

FTFY.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

What's wrong with mouth breathers?

 

[wizenheimer]

What's wrong with mouth breathers?

 

[PDXFonz]

That makes a playstation 23. Dogs and math, I tell you...

"Hey son I know things have been rough, but dad's back from the future with the PS23 for you. You're literally the only person on this planet with this, ENJOY!"

 

[theprunetang]

I thought this was a thread about Trump fans.

 

[riverman]

Get him a library card!...he'll have a lifetime's worth of entertainment and it's already paid for...
Budget friendly too!

 

[riverman]

This thread is offensive to people born without nostrils.....flagged!

 

[THE HCP]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CHf1c8UpUtC/?igshid=8ocva2l2xlre

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, that resembles me, but you left off bigger dick.

 

[tlongII]

Not a gamer so I'm no help in this thread.

 

[Natebishop3]

How can someone be both a geek and a mouth breather? I think you're getting your insults mixed up my friend.

 

[THE HCP]

Not a gamer so I'm no help in this thread.

Bro, it says System Analyst under your name....... you are a nerd whether you accept this or not.

 

[Natebishop3]

Bro, it says System Analyst under your name....... you are a nerd whether you accept this or not.

What if he analyzes sewer systems?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I’m glad you did! With the snitches on here now trying to get THE HCP fired, I have to be careful.

#hatersgonnahateFAMS
#snitchesgetstitchesFAMS

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

PS5?

When did PS4 come out?

 

[riverman]

PS5?

When did PS4 come out?

When the temperature drops below freezing the PS 5 becomes a PS 2.......PS in HCP's world means Penis Size

 

[andalusian]

What if he analyzes sewer systems?

Stinky nerd. #BAM

 

[Chris Craig]

Glue a PS2 and PS3 together.

Or better yet a 4 and a 1

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Or better yet a 4 and a 1

Or 5 1s!

 

[julius]

He should try to impress his son and get him two PS3's. He could tell him it's a PS6!!

Since he's HCPs 'son', I'm sure he'd fall for it.

 

[PDXFonz]

Sly can you guys see what posts are edited or deleted?

Yeah bro this is why you gotta edit it with ... and leave an entertaining message for the reason for deletion in order to appease the mods.

 

[PDXFonz]

He should try to impress his son and get him two PS3's. He could tell him it's a PS6!!

Since he's HCPs 'son', I'm sure he'd fall for it.

PS 23 > PS6

 

[Lanny]

Yes, I understand that applies to all but about 3 or 4 of you.
Need some geek help. I haven’t been working but only a few days since March and am broke as hell, BUT I really wanted to get my son the PS5. He’s going through a lot during all this bullshit with having to leave college and not being able to play football.
Was wanting to know the best way to buy one and which one you recommend. I see there are 2 options.
Any help would be much appreciated.
I hope your mom’s basements/Nerd Lair are treating you well.

Walmart has them for $395 and Dell sells them fro $400.
My wife and I live in Mom's house and mom's dead body lies in her basement but no, we're not weird.

 

[Haakzilla]

Glue a PS2 and PS3 together.

@THE HCP

 

[PDXFonz]

@THE HCP
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