OT Avocados Are Recalled Across 6 States But Millennials Vow to Eat Them Anyway: ‘If I Die, I Die’

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.usmagazine.com/food/news/avocados-recalled-over-listeria-concerns-twitter-reacts/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Minstrel]

This is still healthier than eating Tide Pods. And tastier.

Also, considering that most Millennials will probably die young under a mound of student debt, it's rational not to worry about long-term health.

 

[andalusian]

I am printing this web page and putting it on my 2 Avocado trees. I hope they pay attention and do not get this disease.

 

[Hobbesarable]

https://www.usmagazine.com/food/news/avocados-recalled-over-listeria-concerns-twitter-reacts/

It's a race to the Darwin Award. Yeah, baby!

 

[Lanny]

https://www.usmagazine.com/food/news/avocados-recalled-over-listeria-concerns-twitter-reacts/

Quit your bitching. If I eat too many avocados I'll have a heart problem and die. Avocados are not allowed on my diet.

Oh crap, now Maris is going to invite me over for an avocado lunch.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Quit your bitching. If I eat too many avocados I'll have a heart problem and die. Avocados are not allowed on my diet.

Oh crap, now Maris is going to invite me over for an avocado lunch.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else Maris won't let you out of his secret bunker again."

 

[Chris Craig]

This is still healthier than eating Tide Pods. And tastier.

Also, considering that most Millennials will probably die young under a mound of student debt, it's rational not to worry about long-term health.

The Avocado challenge?

 

[Chris Craig]

Quit your bitching. If I eat too many avocados I'll have a heart problem and die. Avocados are not allowed on my diet.

Oh crap, now Maris is going to invite me over for an avocado lunch.

Why? Aren't they supposed to contribute to good heart health?

 

[Chris Craig]

I don't eat Avocados, never have

 

[Lanny]

Why? Aren't they supposed to contribute to good heart health?

potassium. Too much potassium is bad for me. They test my blood for potassium a minimum of once a month.
Here's a hint, don't get sprayed with Agent Orange.

 

[Lanny]

I don't eat Avocados, never have

Bastard, I love 'em and can't have any.

 

[MarAzul]

Also, considering that most Millennials will probably die young under a mound of student debt, it's rational not to worry about long-term health.

Depressing thought!

 

[Chris Craig]

potassium. Too much potassium is bad for me. They test my blood for potassium a minimum of once a month.
Here's a hint, don't get sprayed with Agent Orange.

I see. No Bananas or Potatoes either then?

 

[Chris Craig]

Bastard, I love 'em and can't have any.

Sorry. Never had a taste for them gaucamole never looked good to me

 

[MarAzul]

Sorry. Never had a taste for them gaucamole never looked good to me

I never ate them either until I moved to California the second time. Learn to love them. Why did it take so long?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Only the ones from california are shit

 

[SlyPokerCat]

everything from and about california is shit

FTFY

 

[Lanny]

I see. No Bananas or Potatoes either then?

Yep.
Also, no chocolate, orange juice, artichokes, grapefruit juice, whole grain foods including oatmeal, spinach, apricots, limited coffee and tea, no acorn squash, no sweet potato, limited salmon, broccoli, dried beans, dried fruit, nuts, peas, mushrooms, cantaloupe, beets, tomatoes, dairy products like milk and cheese and clams. Other than that, the sky's the limit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yep.
Also, no chocolate, orange juice, artichokes, grapefruit juice, whole grain foods including oatmeal, spinach, apricots, limited coffee and tea, no acorn squash, no sweet potato, limited salmon, broccoli, dried beans, dried fruit, nuts, peas, mushrooms, cantaloupe, beets, tomatoes, dairy products like milk and cheese and clams. Other than that, the sky's the limit.

Donuts?

 

[Lanny]

Donuts?

Bring some over and let's test the hypothesis.

 

[Hobbesarable]

I don't eat Avocados, never have

They are fantastic with sandwiches and salads as are Lemon Cucumbers.

 

[Lanny]

They are fantastic with sandwiches and salads as are Lemon Cucumbers.

Lemon cucumbers are excellent but I prefer them with vinegar, water and a little bit of sugar.
Never had an avocado sandwich but when my sister-in-law lived in Southern Cal. I used to love visiting there and eating some of their excellent avocados out of hand. Just peel and eat.
Also, used to love me some guacamole (avocado, lime juice and sea salt) with some heated corn chips and an ice cold margarita. Maybe add some salsa and some bean dip.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I can't believe y'all don't like GUAC.

Avocados are aight though.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I can't believe y'all don't like GUAC.

Avocados are aight though.

Cracka ass crackas

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Cracka ass crackas

I BET Y'ALL LIKE MAYONAISE SANDWHICHES THO

 

[riverman]

I BET Y'ALL LIKE MAYONAISE SANDWHICHES THO

If the mayo is smothered in tuna, pickles and cheese...I'll bite....no lunchmeat or wonder bread please....the sandwich is all about the bread....cracka's gotta have that lunch meat and wonder bread with the mayo...(last part was my lame attempt at being hip)

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I BET Y'ALL LIKE MAYONAISE SANDWHICHES THO

Best foods bro. None of that miracle whip shit.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Best foods bro. None of that miracle whip shit.

KEWPIE

 

[SlyPokerCat]

KEWPIE

Pass on the msg. I'm a cracka ass cracka.