Aww cute, we're the timberwolves rivals

[THE HCP]

Being the BEST suburb of anywhere is like being the HOTTEST ugly chic in class.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Being the BEST suburb of anywhere is like being the HOTTEST ugly chic in class.

I'll take it.

 

[oldguy]

I'm damned glad I can say I'm NOT from Portland.

If my community elected child molesters to represent them as mayors, I'd walk around with a bag over my head.

Go Blazers

 

[julius]

I'm damned glad I can say I'm NOT from Portland.

If my community elected child molesters to represent them as mayors, I'd walk around with a bag over my head.

Go Blazers

Neil Goldschmidt was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

(I brought up Goldschmidt because there's no proof that Sam Adams had an illegal relationship with that one guy. But strange how it's creepy as hell when a gay guy does it, considered manly when a straight guy does it)

 

[donkiez]

Minny is aiming pretty low if they pick us to be their rival this year. This is obviously our down year and they are suppose to be on the upswing. Whatever makes them feel good about barely missing the playoffs again is fine with me I guess though.

 

[dviss1]

Neil Goldschmidt was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

(I brought up Goldschmidt because there's no proof that Sam Adams had an illegal relationship with that one guy. But strange how it's creepy as hell when a gay guy does it, considered manly when a straight guy does it)

Truth.

 

[oldguy]

Neil Goldschmidt was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

(I brought up Goldschmidt because there's no proof that Sam Adams had an illegal relationship with that one guy. But strange how it's creepy as hell when a gay guy does it, considered manly when a straight guy does it)

Yeah, manly is my go-to word when referring to a 30 something man raping a 13 year old eighth grade girl.

Go Blazers

 

[dviss1]

I'm damned glad I can say I'm NOT from Portland.

If my community elected child molesters to represent them as mayors, I'd walk around with a bag over my head.

Go Blazers

We're glad not to have you.

 

[julius]

Yeah, manly is my go-to word when referring to a 30 something man raping a 13 year old eighth grade girl.

Go Blazers

well, what he did was far closer to molestation than what Sam Adams did.

 

[oldguy]

well, what he did was far closer to molestation than what Sam Adams did.

A 40 something was kissing a 17 year old. Is that as bad as a 30 something raping a 13 year old girl? Clearly not.

Go Blazers

 

[THE HCP]

Neil Goldschmidt was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

(I brought up Goldschmidt because there's no proof that Sam Adams had an illegal relationship with that one guy. But strange how it's creepy as hell when a gay guy does it, considered manly when a straight guy does it)

I always cringe when I think of this. I think I told you guys before that I grew up 4 houses down from the Goldschmidts. I was completely shocked when this all came out. Nothing but good memories of him and his family. Horrible story though.

 

[THE HCP]

I'm damned glad I can say I'm NOT from Portland.

If my community elected child molesters to represent them as mayors, I'd walk around with a bag over my head.

Go Blazers

You're a fucking clown. Portland is one of the best cities to live in in the country. What Utopian society do you reside in might I ask?

 

[NOVoodoo]

Regardless, I'm proud to say I'm from Tualatin because I think it's the best suburb of Portland.

Forgive me if I sound like a troll, but from what I've picked up from posting on the Blazers' board this past summer, it sounds like being from a suburb of Portland is like being from a suburb of a suburb.

Am I wrong?

(EDIT: I mean that strictly in terms of comparative demographics, not in terms of condensed population and tall buildings.)

 

[MickZagger]

If you aren't from Portland, you can't claim it. Sorry.

NoPo yo!

 

[julius]

Yeah, manly is my go-to word when referring to a 30 something man raping a 13 year old eighth grade girl.

Go Blazers

Note of clarification. The "manly" part was in regards to the Sam Adams issue

 

[oldguy]

You're a fucking clown. Portland is one of the best cities to live in in the country. What Utopian society do you reside in might I ask?

Feel free to kiss my fucking ass. Doesn't matter where I live...it's better than Portland. I'm not the one beating my chest about where I live.

Go Blazers

 

[THE HCP]

Feel free to kiss my fucking ass. Doesn't matter where I live...it's better than Portland. I'm not the one beating my chest about where I live.

Go Blazers

No you're not, but you are ripping the city I was raised in. To have so much hatred and anger towards one I the most beautiful cities in the country is crazy. Wherever you live must be amazing.

 

[oldguy]

No you're not, but you are ripping the city I was raised in. To have so much hatred and anger towards one I the most beautiful cities in the country is crazy. Wherever you live must be amazing.

LOL @ hatred and anger at Portland, FAMS. Just because I think the people you vote into office are pathetic doesn't mean I hate Portland.

Have you ever been to San Diego, or Seattle?

Go Blazers

 

[THE HCP]

Have you ever been to San Diego, or Seattle?

Go Blazers

Probably the only other 2 cities plus SF that I would live in besides PDX.

 

[THE HCP]

LOL @ hatred and anger at Portland, FAMS. Just because I think the people you vote into office are pathetic doesn't mean I hate Portland.


Go Blazers

You said your glad you aren't from here and would wear a bag on your head if you were. That's ripping! You named 2 other beautiful cities, well done. There beauty takes nothing away from how amazing my hometown is...... FAMS!

 

[mook]

So I'm at a McMinnamins last night (in town for work) and I grab the ketchup. "Portland Ketchup Company." Fuck me. "Yeah, you can have your Heinz or whatever corporate fascist bullshit ketchup you want, but if you want an ethically treated tomato sauce harvested by union organic PhD philosophy lesbians then, well, nevermind. You've probably never heard of it...."

When Minneapolis starts making its own ketchup, there will be a rivalry. Until then, Portland is too self-absorbed to care about any other city.

 

[julius]

LOL @ hatred and anger at Portland, FAMS. Just because I think the people you vote into office are pathetic doesn't mean I hate Portland.

Have you ever been to San Diego, or Seattle?

Go Blazers

yeah, they never vote idiots into office in Seattle or San Diego. Nope, never. It's just an anomaly in Portland.

 

[oldguy]

You said your glad you aren't from here and would wear a bag on your head if you were. That's ripping! You named 2 other beautiful cities, well done. There beauty takes nothing away from how amazing my hometown is...... FAMS!

Ripping is not the same as hatred and anger.....FAMS.

Go Blazers

 

[oldguy]

yeah, they never vote idiots into office in Seattle or San Diego. Nope, never. It's just an anomaly in Portland.

Every city votes idiots into office, some more often than others. I was taking exception child molesters/rapists as mayors.

Go Blazers

 

[BlazerCaravan]

So I'm at a McMinnamins last night (in town for work) and I grab the ketchup. "Portland Ketchup Company." Fuck me. "Yeah, you can have your Heinz or whatever corporate fascist bullshit ketchup you want, but if you want an ethically treated tomato sauce harvested by union organic PhD philosophy lesbians then, well, nevermind. You've probably never heard of it...."

When Minneapolis starts making its own ketchup, there will be a rivalry. Until then, Portland is too self-absorbed to care about any other city.

What gets me laughing is that it's not the only ketchup company in Portland. There's the one that's served at Little Big Burger too, which is spicy.

When the donut shop I frequent switched from Stumptown coffee to Water Street coffee because Stumptown had taken VC money, I laughed my ass off. Portland has its head firmly up its own ass, sniffing farts. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[mook]

What gets me laughing is that it's not the only ketchup company in Portland. There's the one that's served at Little Big Burger too, which is spicy.

When the donut shop I frequent switched from Stumptown coffee to Water Street coffee because Stumptown had taken VC money, I laughed my ass off. Portland has its head firmly up its own ass, sniffing farts. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

That's awesome. While I was ranting about the Portland hipster ketchup, all the while there was also a spicy indie Portland ketchup that, of course, was so underground I'd never heard of it.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

We just signed Coby Karl who played for the Timberwolves Summer League Team and gave him #7, Brandon Roy's old number.

Coincidence or Hate?

 

[santeesioux]

Did anyone notice the Timbertrolls were in the chat on the media day chat room on the Blazers site yesterday? They're obsessed.

 

[crandc]

You're a fucking clown. Portland is one of the best cities to live in in the country. What Utopian society do you reside in might I ask?

The one that elected Michele Bachmann!

 

[oldguy]

The one that elected Michele Bachmann!

I guess I'm missing your point. Is she a child molestor too?

Go Blazers