BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.lamayor.org/_mayor_garce...e_ball_cover_project_at_los_angeles_reservoir

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Why are they black?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

What is, Things sly likes in his mouth Alex.

 

[BlazerWookee]

http://www.lamayor.org/_mayor_garce...e_ball_cover_project_at_los_angeles_reservoir

Look at what we're doing to conserve water, right next to a picture of us spraying water into the air just because it looks cool!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Why are they black?

Because black balls matter?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nobody likes blue balls, less likely to be stolen?

And, who counted them? Totally easy to short us on and embezzle money.

Because black balls matter?

 

[MARIS61]

Said Councilmember Felipe Fuentes, chair of the LA City Council’s Energy and Environment Committee: “LADWP’s innovative use of shade balls will protect our water supply and ensure that residents have access to clean, safe, and ready-to-drink water.

NOBODY drinks LA tap water.

 

[riverman]

These black balls used to be the Labrea tar pits