Bad precedent

[magnifier661]

its not fair for you to bring up mom jokes because yours is dead, we all feel bad about talking shit about her

Wait wtf she died?!?! Really?!?!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yeah i fucked her to death last night

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

 

[Further]

Sounds like you have anal discomfort. You may need to drop the size of your fist dildo to reduce viscosity

NO!

I don't need to drop a size, I need harness Denny's slick ability to never admit he's wrong, that should lube me up propper. Good for size 13 foot or your whole Asian body.

 

[magnifier661]

yeah i fucked her to death last night

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

You had me scared. She just beat cancer not too long ago. I thought it came back and I didn't know.

You asshole!!!!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

spit really is the best lube, then blood, then oatmeal

 

[magnifier661]

NO!

I don't need to drop a size, I need harness Denny's slick ability to never admit he's wrong, that should lube me up propper. Good for size 13 foot or your whole Asian body.

You will need more than a fist to penetrate that double wide trailer you call an ass

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You asshole!!!!

yes

he started it, but i giuess that one got away from me a little bit, sorry sly

 

[SlyPokerDog]

its not fair for you to bring up mom jokes because yours is dead, we all feel bad about talking shit about her

Seriously, Mags just called me all freaked out. You need to apologize to him.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You will need more than a fist to penetrate that double wide trailer you call an ass

 

[magnifier661]

Oh dear!!! Now that's pounds of lovin'

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you guys ever stick stuff down your peeholes?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

yes

he started it, but i giuess that one got away from me a little bit, sorry sly

When I saw Mags calling I thought for half a second that I should answer the phone crying over what you said.

 

[magnifier661]

Seriously, Mags just called me all freaked out. You need to apologize to him.

No it's all good. Your mom is a sweet lady. I would have been pissed if you didn't tell me something happened to her.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

yes

he started it, but i giuess that one got away from me a little bit, sorry sly

I started it. Not a big deal.

 

[Further]

You will need more than a fist to penetrate that double wide trailer you call an ass

Lift up the brim of your hat so you can see us white folk when we talk, or else I can get you a ladder.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you called my mom a man, most conservatives here would think thats a compliment though

 

[Further]

You can tell it's me by those lovely crosses on the wall.

 

[magnifier661]

Lift up the brim of your hat so you can see us white folk when we talk, or else I can get you a ladder.

I don't know why I even mentioned your fist. I forgot you are Jewish and your nose fits just fine!

 

[Further]

you guys ever stick stuff down your peeholes?

Mines an outy not an inny

 

[Further]

I don't know why I even mentioned your fist. I forgot you are Jewish and your nose fits just fine!

Holy shit you won! Hahahaha

 

[magnifier661]

You can tell it's me by those lovely crosses on the wall.

Those aren't crosses. They are wedges for your love handles. You know, so you can see your feet when you tie your shoes...

 

[magnifier661]

Holy shit you won! Hahahaha

Hahahaha

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I don't know why I even mentioned your fist. I forgot you are Jewish and your nose fits just fine!

i mean "this is setting a bad precedent"

 

[magnifier661]

i mean "this is setting a bad precedent"

Maybe he will migrate back to Yankee OT? Lmao!!!

 

[Further]

Those aren't crosses. They are wedges for your love handles. You know, so you can see your feet when you tie your shoes...

We all have trouble seeing sometimes

 

[magnifier661]

We all have trouble seeing sometimes

You fat bastard!!!!

 

[Further]

Maybe he will migrate back to Yankee OT? Lmao!!!

Well I hope this thread helped out Ricky.

 

[Further]

You fat bastard!!!!

I have trouble too

 

[magnifier661]

Well I hope this thread helped out Ricky.

Ricky must be wishing he never ventured in shark infested waters!

 

[BlazerWookee]

You will need more than a fist to penetrate that double wide trailer you call an ass

If assholes were road signs, yours would be "OPEN TRENCH."