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[MARIS61]

Pedantic Fake News purveyor Wolf Blitzer.

Discredited tabloid hack "author" Michael Wolff.

Crudely clueless "comedy" writer Michelle Wolf.

Dr Who fans know what I'm saying here.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You forgot the wolf of wall street, Dick Wolf, and You, eagerly wolfing down erect dongs.

 

[Chris Craig]

And Teen Wolf...that guy is an asshole

 

[julius]

And don't forget Virginia Wolf.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Are Wolves Totally Awesome? Or Just Super Cool?
By Ben Golliver

Picture this. You are on a camping trip with your family, far off the beaten path, enjoying the pristine and unfettered wilderness. Your morning begins, a strong cup of joe, painstakingly filtered through a vintage charcoal osmosis chamber, in your hand, as you soak in the glorious first rays of the sun, its radiation pure, and not especially carcinogenic at this point. The leaves are softly rustling in the gentle breeze, as your nose starts to pick out each and every wonderful scent that is wafting through the glorious air. Is that elderberry flower? Yum.

Mornings like these are why you gave up the ol' rat race, and moved your family into the forest. Sure, you miss getting real time score updates of Blazer games, and you dont even remember what toothpaste tastes like, but there are simple pleasures the wild affords you that can not be purchased with an Iphone equipped with bitcoin enabled pre-pay-as-you-go. This life is what we were meant to experience, what we were meant to crave. Not electronic soda can openers. We were meant to interact with nature in this most basic form.

"Get Some Fresh Air Into Your Portfolio" was the name of the Forbes article. Very insightful, if you haven't read it.

As you settle back into your sustainably sourced hand woven pine bough hammock enclosure, you start to contemplate the very meaning of your existence. Do trees get hot? Is wetness the essence of water? Why cant i feel my toes? And that is when you realize, a wolf has eaten your legs completely off of you.

Slowly you succumb to the ravenous pack of wild beasts, and you realize that life has exactly zero meaning. As they tear at your guts, intertwining them with your ribs, you realize that we are all cruelly and impossibly forced to suffer through this torturous actuality before returning to the cold embrace of the infinite void. As they gnash their blood soaked teeth into the soft flesh of your butt hole, you realize that the only way to combat this sadistic experiment called life is to fully embrace the nothingness that you are, and let go of the childish dream that anything you do will ever matter.

And as they violently clamp their powerful vise like jaws into your throat, you realize that, much sooner than you can imagine, the last person who will ever remember a flicker of your existence will die, if they dont forget you before that, and you will be everlastingly consigned to oblivion and blessedly able to return to the vast emptiness of forever.

To try to survive, go to Page 37

To embrace death, go to page 83

​

 

[riverman]

Wolfman Jack

 

[riverman]

And don't forget Virginia Wolf.

I'm afraid of her

 

[riverman]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i just remembered that Maris is terrified of dogs. this explains everything.

 

[MARIS61]

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/former-us-senate-employee-indicted-false-statements-charges

Department of Justice
U.S. Attorney’s Office
District of Columbia
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Former U.S. Senate Employee Indicted on False Statements Charges
Longtime Director of Security for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Accused of Lying to FBI About Repeated Contacts with Reporter

WASHINGTON – A former staff employee of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (SSCI) has been indicted and arrested on charges of making false statements to special agents of the FBI during the course of an investigation into the unlawful disclosure of classified information, announced Assistant Attorney General for National Security John C. Demers, U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jessie K. Liu, and Timothy M. Dunham, Special Agent in Charge of the Counterintelligence Division of the FBI’s Washington Field Office.

James A. Wolfe, 58, of Ellicott City, Md., was indicted by a federal grand jury on three counts of violating Title 18, United States Code, Section 1001. At the time he made the alleged false statements to the FBI, Wolfe was Director of Security for the SSCI, a position he held for approximately 29 years. As SSCI Director of Security, Wolfe was entrusted with access to classified SECRET and TOP SECRET information provided by the Executive Branch, including the U.S. Intelligence Community, to the SSCI. In this position, Wolfe was responsible for safeguarding all classified information in the possession of the SSCI.

Wolfe is alleged to have lied to FBI agents in December 2017 about his repeated contacts with three reporters, including through his use of encrypted messaging applications. Wolfe is further alleged to have made false statements to the FBI about providing two reporters with non-public information related to the matters occurring before the SSCI.

“The Attorney General has stated that investigations and prosecutions of unauthorized disclosure of controlled information are a priority of the Department of Justice. The allegations in this indictment are doubly troubling as the false statements concern the unauthorized disclosure of sensitive and confidential information,” said Assistant Attorney General Demers. “Those entrusted with sensitive information must discharge their duties with honesty and integrity, and that includes telling the truth to law enforcement.”

“Mr. Wolfe’s alleged conduct is a betrayal of the extraordinary public trust that had been placed in him,” said U.S. Attorney Liu. “It is hoped that these charges will be a warning to those who might lie to law enforcement to the detriment of the United States.”

“All individuals in positions of trust must be held to the highest of standards, as the American public deserves no less,” said Special Agent in Charge Dunham. “As alleged in this indictment, Mr. Wolfe failed to meet those standards in his repeated lies to federal agents concerning the unauthorized disclosure of information. His arrest demonstrates that this conduct will not be tolerated, and those that engage in it will be held accountable.”

Wolfe was arrested on June 7, 2018, and is expected to make his first appearance Friday, June 8, in the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland. The case is entitled United States v. James A. Wolfe, and the matter has been assigned to the Honorable Ketanji Brown Jackson in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.

The charges in the indictment are merely allegations, and every defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. The maximum penalty for each count of making a false statement to federal law enforcement agents is five years in prison. The maximum statutory sentences are prescribed by Congress and are provided here for informational purposes. The sentencing of the defendant, if he is later convicted, will be determined by the court after considering the advisory Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.

The investigation into this matter is being conducted by the FBI’s Washington Field Office. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys for the District of Columbia, with assistance from the Counterintelligence and Export Control Section, National Security Division of the U.S. Department of Justice.

Attachment(s):
Download wolfe_james_-_indictment_-_june_2018.pdf
Download wolfe_james_-_unsealing_order_-_june_2018.pdf
Topic(s):
National Security
Component(s):
National Security Division (NSD)
USAO - District of Columbia
Press Release Number:
18-142
Updated June 7, 2018

 

[MARIS61]

i just remembered that Maris is terrified of dogs. this explains everything.

Pasco and Lucy know Fake News when they hear it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[MARIS61]

 

[riverman]

Not a wolf story but today my neighbor came by and showed me pictures of 3 black bear that have moved up the mountain from their normal breeding grounds...and the cougar that ate my neighbors cat last month...bear droppings in my orchard and tracked them down my property line to the creek..going to buy a night camera and mount it on my back deck....heard them around midnight last night probably eating cuttings I pruned from my fruit trees.

 

[CupWizier]

and there is this guy

 

[CupWizier]

Not a wolf story but today my neighbor came by and showed me pictures of 3 black bear that have moved up the mountain from their normal breeding grounds...and the cougar that ate my neighbors cat last month...bear droppings in my orchard and tracked them down my property line to the creek..going to buy a night camera and mount it on my back deck....heard them around midnight last night probably eating cuttings I pruned from my fruit trees.

That was just sly as he heard you guys had pizza that night and was scrounging for scraps like a good dog.

 

[Chris Craig]

Wolfgang Puck

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[riverman]

 

[Lanny]

And don't forget Virginia Wolf.

Who's afraid of her?

 

[Lanny]

 

[MARIS61]

Senate intelligence staffer who dated reporter pleads guilty to lying to FBI about leaks

By Gregg Re | Fox News
A former security director for the Senate Intelligence Committee has pleaded guilty to one count of giving a false statement to FBI agents looking into leaks of national security information to several reporters, including one at the New York Times he dated, the Justice Department announced Monday.

James A. Wolfe, 58, was in charge of maintaining all classified information coming from the executive branch to the Senate panel. He served as the panel's security director for 29 years.

"Did you make a false statement to the FBI?" D.C. district court judge Ketanji B. Jackson asked Wolfe in court on Monday. Wolfe had been scheduled to appear for a routine status hearing, before prosecutors announced that "substantial" negotiations had produced a guilty plea.

"I did, your honor," Wolfe responded.

Wolfe lied to the FBI in December 2017 about contacts he had with three reporters, according to a statement of offense released Monday as part of his guilty plea. He also allegedly lied about giving two reporters non-public information about committee matters. His guilty plea on Monday to one count means that the other two counts against him will be dismissed.

President Trump this summer said Wolfe's arrest “could be a terrific thing" and called him a "very important leaker."

“I’m a big, big believer in freedom of the press,” Trump told reporters. "But I’m also a believer in classified information. It has to remain classified."

"I’m a big, big believer in freedom of the press. But I’m also a believer in classified information."

— President Trump
In a statement released after Wolfe's guilty plea, his lawyers emphasized he had not been charged with leaking classified information.

"Jim has accepted responsibility for his actions and has chosen to resolve this matter now so that he and his family can move forward with their lives," the attorneys said in the statement. "We will have much more to say about the facts and Jim's distinguished record of nearly three decades of dedicated service to the Senate and the intelligence community at his sentencing hearing."

Wolfe is set for sentencing on Dec. 20, and although the charge carries a maximum potential sentence of five years and a fine of $250,000, he realistically faces up to six months in prison according to federal sentencing guidelines.

Earlier this year, the New York Times revealed that federal investigators had seized years' worth of email and phone records relating to one of its reporters, Ali Watkins. She previously had a three-year romantic relationship with Wolfe, the Times reported, adding that the records covered a period of time before she joined the paper. Watkins worked previously for BuzzFeed, Politico and McClatchy.

Wolfe's contacts with Watkins specifically did not appear related to the charge he admitted on Monday to lying about.

Wolfe allegedly exchanged "tens of thousands of electronic communications" with one reporter, including one that read, ""I've watched your career take off even before you ever had a career in journalism. . . . I always tried to give you as much information that I could and to do the right thing with it so you could get that scoop before anyone else . . . ."

But Wolfe told FBI agents that "he had never disclosed to REPORTER #2 classified information or information that he learned as Director of Security for the (Committee) that was not otherwise publicly available," according to Monday's court documents and his indictment.

Mark MacDougall, Watkins’ attorney, said after his indictment: "It's always disconcerting when a journalist's telephone records are obtained by the Justice Department — through a grand jury subpoena or other legal process. Whether it was really necessary here will depend on the nature of the investigation and the scope of any charges."

Wolfe used several means to contact reporters, including Signal and WhatsApp, according to court papers. He also met “clandestinely in person,” in secluded areas of the Hart Senate Office Building, according to his indictment and statement of offense.

News of Wolfe's guilty plea comes weeks after secret text messages revealed that anti-Trump former FBI officials Peter Strzok and Lisa Page had discussed a “media leak strategy” amid the Russia probe -- even as Strzok's attorney claimed the text merely referred to efforts to stop leaks.

In a September letter to Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, Rep. Mark Meadows, R-N.C., raised “grave concerns” about an “apparent systemic culture of media leaking” among high-level FBI and Justice Department officials to release information damaging to Trump. He cited two text exchanges in April 2017 between now-fired FBI agent Strzok and former FBI attorney Page, in which the two discuss the bureau's "media leak strategy."

"I had literally just gone to find this phone to tell you I want to talk to you about media leak strategy with DOJ before you go," Strzok texted Page on April 10, 2017, according to Meadows, who cited newly produced documents from the Justice Department.

On April 22, Strzok wrote, "article is out! Well done, Page," and on April 12 he told her that two negative articles about Page's "namesake" would soon come out, according to Meadows. That was an apparent reference to Carter Page, the former Trump adviser whom the FBI surveilled for months after obtaining a warrant from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) court.

Republicans have charged that the FBI provided misleading or inaccurate information to the FISA court to obtain the warrant. In particular, the FBI incorrectly suggested to the FISA court that a Yahoo News article provided an independent basis to monitor Page, when that article relied on the same source the FBI had cited earlier: ex-spy Christopher Steele, who worked for a firm hired by the Democratic National Committee (DNC) and the Hillary Clinton campaign.

Page on Monday announced he was suing the DNC and other entities for allegedly spreading false and defamatory reports about his supposed dealings with Russians.

Fox News' Jake Gibson and Edmund DeMarche contributed to this report.

 

[Lanny]

And don't forget Virginia Wolf.

Who's afraid of her?

 

[Lanny]

Wolfman Jack
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That's what came to mind for me.
https://www.bing.com/search?pc=COSP...logo=CT3332016&q=youtube+clap+for+the+wolfman

 

[Lanny]

Jimmy the fixer?

 

[Lanny]

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/former-us-senate-employee-indicted-false-statements-charges

Department of Justice
U.S. Attorney’s Office
District of Columbia
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Former U.S. Senate Employee Indicted on False Statements Charges
Longtime Director of Security for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Accused of Lying to FBI About Repeated Contacts with Reporter

WASHINGTON – A former staff employee of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (SSCI) has been indicted and arrested on charges of making false statements to special agents of the FBI during the course of an investigation into the unlawful disclosure of classified information, announced Assistant Attorney General for National Security John C. Demers, U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jessie K. Liu, and Timothy M. Dunham, Special Agent in Charge of the Counterintelligence Division of the FBI’s Washington Field Office.

James A. Wolfe, 58, of Ellicott City, Md., was indicted by a federal grand jury on three counts of violating Title 18, United States Code, Section 1001. At the time he made the alleged false statements to the FBI, Wolfe was Director of Security for the SSCI, a position he held for approximately 29 years. As SSCI Director of Security, Wolfe was entrusted with access to classified SECRET and TOP SECRET information provided by the Executive Branch, including the U.S. Intelligence Community, to the SSCI. In this position, Wolfe was responsible for safeguarding all classified information in the possession of the SSCI.

Wolfe is alleged to have lied to FBI agents in December 2017 about his repeated contacts with three reporters, including through his use of encrypted messaging applications. Wolfe is further alleged to have made false statements to the FBI about providing two reporters with non-public information related to the matters occurring before the SSCI.

“The Attorney General has stated that investigations and prosecutions of unauthorized disclosure of controlled information are a priority of the Department of Justice. The allegations in this indictment are doubly troubling as the false statements concern the unauthorized disclosure of sensitive and confidential information,” said Assistant Attorney General Demers. “Those entrusted with sensitive information must discharge their duties with honesty and integrity, and that includes telling the truth to law enforcement.”

“Mr. Wolfe’s alleged conduct is a betrayal of the extraordinary public trust that had been placed in him,” said U.S. Attorney Liu. “It is hoped that these charges will be a warning to those who might lie to law enforcement to the detriment of the United States.”

“All individuals in positions of trust must be held to the highest of standards, as the American public deserves no less,” said Special Agent in Charge Dunham. “As alleged in this indictment, Mr. Wolfe failed to meet those standards in his repeated lies to federal agents concerning the unauthorized disclosure of information. His arrest demonstrates that this conduct will not be tolerated, and those that engage in it will be held accountable.”

Wolfe was arrested on June 7, 2018, and is expected to make his first appearance Friday, June 8, in the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland. The case is entitled United States v. James A. Wolfe, and the matter has been assigned to the Honorable Ketanji Brown Jackson in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.

The charges in the indictment are merely allegations, and every defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. The maximum penalty for each count of making a false statement to federal law enforcement agents is five years in prison. The maximum statutory sentences are prescribed by Congress and are provided here for informational purposes. The sentencing of the defendant, if he is later convicted, will be determined by the court after considering the advisory Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.

The investigation into this matter is being conducted by the FBI’s Washington Field Office. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys for the District of Columbia, with assistance from the Counterintelligence and Export Control Section, National Security Division of the U.S. Department of Justice.

Attachment(s):
Download wolfe_james_-_indictment_-_june_2018.pdf
Download wolfe_james_-_unsealing_order_-_june_2018.pdf
Topic(s):
National Security
Component(s):
National Security Division (NSD)
USAO - District of Columbia
Press Release Number:
18-142
Updated June 7, 2018

Are you talking about the man hired by the Republican controlled Senate in 1988?

 

[theprunetang]

If we are going to compare politicians to Doctor Who villains, here is my take.

Donald Trump as Abzorbaloff, absorbing another foolish MAGAt:


Here is Kellyanne Conway as Lady Cassandra. Just a bunch of skin pulled taut over nothing but an empty soul:

 

[MARIS61]

If we are going to compare politicians to Doctor Who villains, here is my take.

Donald Trump as Abzorbaloff, absorbing another foolish MAGAt:
View attachment 22747

Here is Kellyanne Conway as Lady Cassandra. Just a bunch of skin pulled taut over nothing but an empty soul:
View attachment 22748

The Conway jibe is pure DNC misogyny, and those are clearly Swamprats being absorbed by Trump.