Ballers as Rappers

[Becar]

I dont know if this has been posted before. It came out a few years ago and I had made some changes.Ballers as Rappers.Talib Kweli=Lamar Odom "Great talent, all the tools but doesn't do enough to become of the elite players/rappers in the league." Cam = Allan Houston Great shot, but in the 4th Quarter his game goes to sleep Prodigy= Jerry Stackhouse Flashes of brilliance earlier in their careers. Both are slowly on the decline. Guru=Tim Duncan Legendary but boring as hell sometimes. Biggie=Michael Jordan Many think he's the greatest, some don't but every one wants to be like him, and even after retiring people still talk about him Jadakiss= Steve Francis Perennial All-Star, High expectations year after year Fan favorite , highlight material (quotables, punchlines), low shooting percentage (2 mediocre albums) kobe = r.kelly perform best when facing charges... Fat Joe = Chris Childs Only good for throwin jabs at people clearly more talented than himNate Dogg = Mark Jackson Once considered legendary, but is only good at giving assists. Tony Yayo = Darko Milicic Sat on the bench all year while his team won the championship. Fabolous - Stephon Marbury Plays so well at times, but always seems to disappoint with his POOR decision making during the 4th quarter. Eminem=Larry Bird (White people think he's the greatest ever because he's white) (Black people think he's overrated because he's white) ll cool j=karl malone consistent every year, but wont win a championship(with weak albums) dr.dre=phil jackson gets too much credit for making all stars look like all stars.snoop= gary payton talks a lot of trash, but hasnt been the same since his earlier years. nas= tracy mcgrady(before the trade) 1 one the best players in the game. on a weak team(braveheart) but can raise among stars(that all-star move a couple years ago) cormega=paul pierce great player, and underrated Lloyd Banks = Ricky Davis , has some highlight reels but in the end will never be an allstar DMX = Damon Stoudamire 2 drug addicts that still can't put the pipe down. Lil Flip = Earl Boykins Both short on substance. Mase=Alonzo Mourning Solid player who retires and comes back, after a while no one really cares . Lil Jon - Jason Kidd He can't EVER do it by himself and he makes mediocre cats look like the most dominant cats in the league. The LOX = LA Clippers They have shown much talent over the years, but have never won anything. D12 = Orlando Magic Would have been a joke without their best player allen iverson = 50 cent both take a lot of shots Andre 3000 = Dennis Rodman Unique Styles often overlooked their spectular performances Jim Jones = Ron Artest Had items thrown them, didn't hestitate to attempt to f#ck somebody up Cam'ron = Jermaine O'Neal Didn't hestitate to help his man out Suge Knight = Shaq Most feared player in the game Kanye West = Lebron James Both new players who were rookie of the year and we are all on our toes to see what they will do next2pac = Wilt Chambelain Before Jordan, he was elite, but both ill-fated. Also took jabs at Jordan, like pac to jay when he was with B.I.G Eazy-E= Magic Johnson Both retired from HIVJay-Z= Steve NashBoth count on other people to make them MVP. (See "Cam'ron- Swagger Jacker")G Unit= Detroit PistonsHas a few all-stars, but they count on each others game to win the 'chip.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

Haha, These are awesome. Good list.

 

[Devlin]

I would have been more inclined to put tupac with KobeBoth were hated by lots of peopleBoth had been up on rape chargesThe both don't crack under pressure...And maybe Kobe bryant will play even when hes dead :OWhich will never happen, Kobe dying that is.

 

[Tha Q]

Me = Dwyane WadeBoth are better than everyone else.. ever.1

 

[Memphology]

Charlie Villanueva=Crunchy Black(formerly with 36 Mafia)Both have alopecia areata

 

[Fabolous]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Fabolous - Stephon MarburyPlays so well at times, but always seems to disappoint with his POOR decision making during the 4th quarter.</div>Fabolous = Oscar Robertson at least. :dribble:

 

[Roaming]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Becar @ Nov 16 2006, 03:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I dont know if this has been posted before. It came out a few years ago and I had made some changes.Ballers as Rappers.Talib Kweli=Lamar Odom "Great talent, all the tools but doesn't do enough to become of the elite players/rappers in the league." Cam = Allan Houston Great shot, but in the 4th Quarter his game goes to sleep Prodigy= Jerry Stackhouse Flashes of brilliance earlier in their careers. Both are slowly on the decline. Guru=Tim Duncan Legendary but boring as hell sometimes. Biggie=Michael Jordan Many think he's the greatest, some don't but every one wants to be like him, and even after retiring people still talk about him Jadakiss= Steve Francis Perennial All-Star, High expectations year after year Fan favorite , highlight material (quotables, punchlines), low shooting percentage (2 mediocre albums) kobe = r.kelly perform best when facing charges... Fat Joe = Chris Childs Only good for throwin jabs at people clearly more talented than himNate Dogg = Mark Jackson Once considered legendary, but is only good at giving assists. Tony Yayo = Darko Milicic Sat on the bench all year while his team won the championship. Fabolous - Stephon Marbury Plays so well at times, but always seems to disappoint with his POOR decision making during the 4th quarter. Eminem=Larry Bird (White people think he's the greatest ever because he's white) (Black people think he's overrated because he's white) ll cool j=karl malone consistent every year, but wont win a championship(with weak albums) dr.dre=phil jackson gets too much credit for making all stars look like all stars.snoop= gary payton talks a lot of trash, but hasnt been the same since his earlier years. nas= tracy mcgrady(before the trade) 1 one the best players in the game. on a weak team(braveheart) but can raise among stars(that all-star move a couple years ago) cormega=paul pierce great player, and underrated Lloyd Banks = Ricky Davis , has some highlight reels but in the end will never be an allstar DMX = Damon Stoudamire 2 drug addicts that still can't put the pipe down. Lil Flip = Earl Boykins Both short on substance. Mase=Alonzo Mourning Solid player who retires and comes back, after a while no one really cares . Lil Jon - Jason Kidd He can't EVER do it by himself and he makes mediocre cats look like the most dominant cats in the league. The LOX = LA Clippers They have shown much talent over the years, but have never won anything. D12 = Orlando Magic Would have been a joke without their best player allen iverson = 50 cent both take a lot of shots Andre 3000 = Dennis Rodman Unique Styles often overlooked their spectular performances Jim Jones = Ron Artest Had items thrown them, didn't hestitate to attempt to f#ck somebody up Cam'ron = Jermaine O'Neal Didn't hestitate to help his man out Suge Knight = Shaq Most feared player in the game Kanye West = Lebron James Both new players who were rookie of the year and we are all on our toes to see what they will do next2pac = Wilt Chambelain Before Jordan, he was elite, but both ill-fated. Also took jabs at Jordan, like pac to jay when he was with B.I.G Eazy-E= Magic Johnson Both retired from HIVJay-Z= Steve NashBoth count on other people to make them MVP. (See "Cam'ron- Swagger Jacker")G Unit= Detroit PistonsHas a few all-stars, but they count on each others game to win the 'chip.</div>LMAO and you all know why

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

hahaha I like the Nate Dogg one

 

[Diesel]

MJ should be Tupac