Bam Margera Vs. Multnomah Falls

[Fez Hammersticks]

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In his latest desperate bid for a Darwin Award, Bam Margera kayaked off a 100-foot cliff in Oregon two days ago ... and he landed his ass in very familiar territory ... the hospital.

Bam tweeted the picture yesterday, claiming he had to undergo an emergency hernia operation following the tandem kayak stunt with pro kayaker Steve Fisher.

-TMZ​

 

[julius]

How did he kayak off of Multnomah falls, when it's not 100 feet high (but like 500+)?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

the small lower falls.

 

[julius]

the small lower falls.

Ahhh...under the bridge. (que RHCP).

 

[3RA1N1AC]

met him a few times, doooooooosh, and surrounded by whores

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

He's really starting to look like Phil.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

L-O-S-E-R

 

[MARIS61]

weak sauce.

 

[crowTrobot]

the small lower falls.

can't be. the water stream he's in is way too narrow for the lower falls.

(assuming that's not a photoshop) it looks more like weisendanger falls, which is upstream above multnomah falls and only about 50 feet high.

 

[crowTrobot]

not to mention he'd have been arrested on the spot before he could get his kayak in the water anywhere near the lower falls.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Why hasnt any of the local news stations reported this?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Because nobody cares about Bam anymore...

 

[julius]

Because nobody cares about Bam anymore...

most people didn't care about Bam even when his show was on TV. He has a niche fanbase.

you ask the average person, and I bet they don't know who he is.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I have to admit I was a fan of the Viva La Bam series.

 

[julius]

I have to admit I was a fan of the Viva La Bam series.

I too was a fan, until I realized it was the same story repeated every episode.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Who cares if it's Bam or not? If any Joe Nut Bag and his buddy King Fuck Stick kayak'd off M-Falls it would make the news, especially here. I'm not buying it. I watched the first three stories of the local news a couple nights ago and each story was about a traffic accident. I'd imagine these turd farmers would make the news.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Who cares if it's Bam or not? If any Joe Nut Bag and his buddy King Fuck Stick kayak'd off M-Falls it would make the news, especially here. I'm not buying it. I watched the first three stories of the local news a couple nights ago and each story was about a traffic accident. I'd imagine these turd farmers would make the news.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

VIDEO
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/11/bam-margera-kayak-fall-video/

 

[julius]

VIDEO
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/11/bam-margera-kayak-fall-video/

not sure where that is, but I know that's not Multnomah falls or the lower Multnomah falls.

 

[THE HCP]

Looks just like Silver Falls down by Salem.

 

[julius]

Looks just like Silver Falls down by Salem.

I thought that too, but the main one (near the lodge) is much higher, shallower/smaller and has a fence near it. The lower pool looks the same though.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Metlako Falls / Eagle Creek

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metlako_Falls