Beaverton not so romantic

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Fuck Valentine's Day. And yes, I live in Beaverton.
 
Have reservations for Bethany's Table for tomorrow. Just outside the Beaverton city limits . . . whew.
 
Why would it be? What are you going to do, take your girl to a shit Chinese Buffett in a strip mall next to a 7/11? Suburbs suck ass!
 
The best Italian place in the suburbs is god damned Olive Garden!
 
We celebrated early. I took the wife to a romantic ocean front motel and then out for a candle light dinner at a nice ocean front restaurant.

This thread reminds me of a story...

So this couple is making out pretty heavy in his car and the chick moans, "oh baby, kiss me were it smells".

So he drove her to Hillsboro.
 
The best Italian place in the suburbs is god damned Olive Garden!

I know, suburbs doesn't have the romantic feel of the NE where you get propositioned for drugs and tricks on the way to the restaurant and notice used condoms on the ground and the sounds of gunfire in the air.

NE MLK baby, where dreams come true . . .
 
I know, suburbs doesn't have the romantic feel of the NE where you get propositioned for drugs and tricks on the way to the restaurant and notice used condoms on the ground and the sounds of gunfire in the air.

NE MLK baby, where dreams come true . . .

Man I'm not going to the right part of NE! I never get to see that stuff =[
 

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