OT Beer deliverymen talk man out of jumping off bridge by offering him a 12-pack of Coors Light

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Beer-deliverymen-talk-man-out-of-jumping-off-13162924.php

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Has anyone seen @BlazerWookee lately?

 

[barfo]

If it was Wookie wouldn't the story have been "...by offering him their entire truckload of Coors Light, which he consumed on the spot"?

barfo

 

[DaLincolnJones]

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Beer-deliverymen-talk-man-out-of-jumping-off-13162924.php

Damn...gonna be a bunch of old guys hanging on fences, waiting for the beer trucks to arrive

 

[Lanny]

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Beer-deliverymen-talk-man-out-of-jumping-off-13162924.php

Cool

 

[Lanny]

Damn...gonna be a bunch of old guys hanging on fences, waiting for the beer trucks to arrive

Hey, I'm such an old guy and I love beer. Sadly, docs have limited me to one beer and not too often although sometimes I cheat and have two. Shhhhhhh

 

[Lanny]

Has anyone seen @BlazerWookee lately?

Yeah, I think I saw him near a Coors truck. Why?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Hey, I'm such an old guy and I love beer. Sadly, docs have limited me to one beer and not too often although sometimes I cheat and have two. Shhhhhhh

My man, you have to work the system. No one said how big that one beer could be.

 

[Lanny]

My man, you have to work the system. No one said how big that one beer could be.

Yep, I sometimes make it a big one. Sometimes I get a pint. My heart literally cannot take more than that, well, maybe 24 ounces infrequently.

 

[riverman]

Yeah, I think I saw him near a Coors truck. Why?

If it's Wookie it would have to be a Coors tanker....he'd be there with a hose

 

[stampedehero]

Beer works. Cold beer works best.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yeah, I think I saw him near a Coors truck. Why?

Fake news. Impossible. Within the vicinity he would move like the flash. You would never see him near it. Only in it.

 

[yankeesince59]

"I am a firm believer in the people.
If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, ...and beer."



- Abraham Lincoln