Beer is better than Jesus

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Beer is awesome! It ain't even close to Jesus, though. I'm his micro-brah.

 

[Further]

I need help, trying to come up with a good pun for hops vs. hopes.

 

[Denny Crane]

I need help, trying to come up with a good pun for hops vs. hopes.

You're hopless

 

[ABM]

You're hopless

Now THAT was a rye response!

 

[Further]

Now THAT was a rye response!

Now THAT was a stout response!

 

[ABM]

Now THAT was a stout response!

Head's up. Good on ya!

 

[magnifier661]

Beer is fucking gross.

11.) If you have too much beer, you throw up.

12.) If you drink too much beer, you get fat.

 

[Further]

Beer is fucking gross.

11.) If you have too much beer, you throw up.

12.) If you drink too much beer, you get fat.

Looks like someone tapped into more responses.

 

[magnifier661]

Looks like someone tapped into more responses.

I like to "hops" around

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Though some dispute the actual quote, Benjamin Franklin was alleged to have said:

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

[Further]

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Beer is fucking gross.

11.) If you have too much beer, you throw up.

12.) If you drink too much beer, you get fat.

Nothing is better to drink than an ice cold beer on a sunny day

 

[magnifier661]

Nothing is better to drink than an ice cold beer on a sunny day

I don't drink and when I did; I never liked beer. I never was a fan.

 

[MickZagger]

I don't drink and when I did; I never liked beer. I never was a fan.

A lot of asians are allergic to beer.

 

[maxiep]

I think both are terrific. Why choose?

 

[magnifier661]

A lot of asians are allergic to beer.

Yeah I turn really red and can't breath. I get extremely bloated too.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Yeah I turn really red and can't breath. I get extremely bloated too.

Are you talking beer or a night with KS?

 

[ABM]

I think both are terrific. Why choose?

Amen, brother!

OK, well, Jesus before beer in every situation.