Before and after pictures would have been helpful...

[SlyPokerDog]

New warning on 'perfect vaginas'

Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a "shocking" lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.

Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.

Operations to improve the appearance of the sex organs for both psychological and physical reasons are on the rise.

But surgeons said the report overplayed the risks of an established procedure.

Researchers from University College London reviewed all the existing studies on cosmetic labial surgery - which generally involves reducing the amount of tissue that protrudes from the lips which cover the vagina. They found there had been little work to document any longer-term side effects.

Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm

Or even a better title,

"Snappier Snappers are just a snip away!"

 

[DaRizzle]

"Snappier Snappers are just a snip away!"

Both titles are great but you should have used this one rofl

 

[barfo]

This is a sad, sad story. Labia are like warm pink snowflakes, each one unique. Catch them on your tongue.

barfo

 

[mook]

They once described the original Nike shoe as "The Vagina." It looked like hell, but it sure felt great once you put it on.

 

[BenDavis503]

This is a sad, sad story. Labia are like warm pink snowflakes, each one unique. Catch them on your tongue.

barfo

lolololololol

 

[bluefrog]

This is a sad, sad story. Labia are like warm pink snowflakes, each one unique. Catch them on your tongue.

barfo

Good one

 

[andalusian]

I think we now know the real reason for Pau Gasol's absence this year.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think we now know the real reason for Pau Gasol's absence this year.

Getting some Dumbo ears installed on the mangina for greater hang time?

 

[andalusian]

Getting some Dumbo ears installed on the mangina for greater hang time?

He just wanted to be perfect.

 

[BenDavis503]

I think we now know the real reason for Pau Gasol's absence this year.

BWAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Oh snap!!!! That made me laugh out loud at work hahahaha nice man.

Repped

 

[Colonel Ronan]

This is a sad, sad story. Labia are like warm pink snowflakes, each one unique. Catch them on your tongue.

barfo

Hahaha, awesome.

 

[mook]

This is a sad, sad story. Labia are like warm pink snowflakes, each one unique. Catch them on your tongue.

barfo

Labia are like
warm pink snowflakes, each unique.
Catch them on your tongue.






Even better in haiku.

 

[barfo]

Even better in haiku.

By god, I am a poet.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

By god, I am a poet.

barfo

You feet show it. They're longfellows.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Dude, I never understand your jokes.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Beautiful are the feet of those who come bringing Good News.