Best Freestyle battle you've heard/seen

[B.e.]

That was a weak attempt at a comeback, word to Michael Jordan in a Washington DC jersey.

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">A.F. Venom Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That was a weak attempt at a comeback, word to Michael Jordan in a Washington DC jersey.</div>
Comeback attempt? Unless you really do get offended by me talking about Lil Wayne.

And why do you determine whether something is weak or not?

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Comeback attempt? Unless you really do get offended by me talking about Lil Wayne.

And why do you determine whether something is weak or not?</div>
I mad fun of Jim Jones, a Harlem native like yourself, with a "word to" comment.

You respond with a Lil' Wayne "word to" joke, which I took no offense to, but the quality of your joke was rather poor. I said word to Jim Jones because like ENJ in the video, he ran away when he was about to get his ass beat.

My statement was wrongly worded in a way, but what I am basically trying to say is the word to Lil Wayne thing was a weak "word to" joke. At least you tried though.

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">A.F. Venom Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I mad fun of Jim Jones, a Harlem native like yourself, with a "word to" comment.</div>
I see that. I think Jones was an excellent choice. You win - I can't make fun of any rapper in the game from Destin because... there aren't any! Well, at least not any good ones, or ones I have heard of.

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting A.F. Venom:</div><div class="quote_post">
You respond with a Lil' Wayne "word to" joke, which I took no offense to, but the quality of your joke was rather poor. I said word to Jim Jones because like ENJ in the video, he ran away when he was about to get his ass beat.
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I realize that, but Jones was in a rather dangerous neighborhood. You probably would know that posting from "the hood" in Destin and everything. I used the "word to" joke against Lil' Wayne, which you seemed to take offense to since you said it was a weak comeback.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">My statement was wrongly worded in a way, but what I am basically trying to say is the word to Lil Wayne thing was a weak "word to" joke. At least you tried though.</div>
What you deem as a weak comeback is your opinion. And it wasn't a "comeback" only if you took offense to Wayne shot, which you obviously did.

 

[B.e.]

<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
I realize that, but Jones was in a rather dangerous neighborhood. You probably would know that posting from "the hood" in Destin and everything. I used the "word to" joke against Lil' Wayne, which you seemed to take offense to since you said it was a weak comeback.</div>
Yeah sure, I'm in "the hood" of Destin alright. The thing is I'd much rather be where I am then the 21rst floor of the projects.

and who cares if Jim Jones was in a dangerous neighborhood. I realize that. The only problem is he gets on tracks and fakes like he's a hardbody, but when it really popped off he was running like a B!tch. Thats why your "but" doesn't matter.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">What you deem as a weak comeback is your opinion. And it wasn't a "comeback" only if you took offense to Wayne shot, which you obviously did.</div>
Your trying to hard B.

You can stop now ok. Nobody took offense to your lame Wayne joke, it was weak because it had no relation to the topic, and it was obvious you said it in the first place because I said something about your boy from Harlem.

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">A.F. Venom Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah sure, I'm in "the hood" of Destin alright. The thing is I'd much rather be where I am then the 21rst floor of the projects.</div>
Nice try, but I don't live in the projects, buddy.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">and who cares if Jim Jones was in a dangerous neighborhood. I realize that. The only problem is he gets on tracks and fakes like he's a hardbody, but when it really popped off he was running like a B!tch. Thats why your "but" doesn't matter. </div>
Umm, running away from a violent scene isn't being a bitch. The hardest dude living on this earth knows his boundaries and single-handily taking on a crowd of people isn't the way to go. And knowing you, you'll probably bring something up about the Mardy/Melo incident. But Jim Jones didn't initiate the fight and run therefore that example wouldn't pertain to Jones running.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Your trying to hard B.</div>
I think you are actually the one trying too hard writing slang on the internet - most which is used in the wrong context. I have no problem with slang, I frequently speak it; however, your infatuation with going the extra mile to write slang on the internet is very obvious. It's forced and doesn't seem natural, a prevalent trait found in fake-thugs.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You can stop now ok. Nobody took offense to your lame Wayne joke, it was weak because it had no relation to the topic, and it was obvious you said it in the first place because I said something about your boy from Harlem.</div>
Nobody? Who else is involved besides you and me? Anyway, my lame Wayne joke - which you thought was interesting enough to write a thoughtful respnse to - wasn't a shot at you. I said it was a ***** move, word to little Wayne and you thought it was a comeback attempt, which it was not.

Btw, who cares what you think anyway? You think everyone's jokes/responses are weak except for yours.

 

[B.e.]

First of all you need to breath easy, before you sh!t your draws again.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I think you are actually the one trying too hard writing slang on the internet - most which is used in the wrong context. I have no problem with slang, I frequently speak it; however, your infatuation with going the extra mile to write slang on the internet is very obvious. It's forced and doesn't seem natural, a prevalent trait found in fake-thugs.</div>
I crack a joke or two by saying "word to" and all of the sudden I'm a fake thug. How am I trying to hard? ITS JOKES NOTHING MORE. This has got to be the corniest thing I have ever heard. Forced and doesn't seem natrual? Thats why your trying to hard B. On the internet analyzing ish people say, when ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS. I'm no fake thug, nor have I ever tried to be.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Umm, running away from a violent scene isn't being a bitch. The hardest dude living on this earth knows his boundaries and single-handily taking on a crowd of people isn't the way to go. And knowing you, you'll probably bring something up about the Mardy/Melo incident. But Jim Jones didn't initiate the fight and run therefore that example wouldn't pertain to Jones running.</div>
Ok. Fair enough. How did Jim Jones retaliate?




Don't worry I'll wait.

When is the last time a grown ass man got chased around his own neighborhood and still didn't do **** about it, then is going to talk about how he is going to smack a kufi off Jay Z's or Nas' head?

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Nobody? Who else is involved besides you and me? Anyway, my lame Wayne joke - which you thought was interesting enough to write a thoughtful respnse to - wasn't a shot at you. I said it was a ***** move, word to little Wayne and you thought it was a comeback attempt, which it was not.</div>
Is it that serious? You've written the same thing 5 times about what I siad and started this little discussion just because I said "that comeback was lame word to MJ on the Wizards"- AS A JOKE.

And how is a "word to" joke a thoughtful response. I make a joke, and look how you act.

Even calling your comeback weak is just me playing around, dude is in here acting like I disrespected him in real life...

I don't have time to argue over the stupidest **** with you like this. Drop the subject.

 

[Chutney]

That argument was kind of pointless. I deleted the posts and lets try to keep it more on topic.
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I don't really pay much attention to the freestyle scene, but Supernatural's simply amazing. He spits stuff off the top of his head that's better most of the mainstream garbage. And he really does a good job of getting his crowd into the live performances.

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">A.F. Venom Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">First of all you need to breath easy, before you sh!t your draws again.</div>
To use your lingo: Weak. “Fall back, B”

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I crack a joke or two by saying "word to" and all of the sudden I'm a fake thug. How am I trying to hard? ITS JOKES NOTHING MORE. This has got to be the corniest thing I have ever heard. Forced and doesn't seem natrual? Thats why your trying to hard B. On the internet analyzing ish people say, when ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS. I'm no fake thug, nor have I ever tried to be. </div>
You’re writing some words in all caps and I need to chill?

I responded by saying that you were in fact trying too hard and I gave you examples of it. It’s hardly being analytical, it’s just stating the obvious, really. I said using slang in the wrong context to a point where it seems unnatural is a trait commonly found in fake thugs. I never called you a fake thug, but if the shoe fits…

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Ok. Fair enough. How did Jim Jones retaliate?




Don't worry I'll wait.</div>
Let me get this straight. You expect him to find these people in Harlem, a large, populous neighborhood? That’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">When is the last time a grown ass man got chased around his own neighborhood and still didn't do **** about it, then is going to talk about how he is going to smack a kufi off Jay Z's or Nas' head?</div>
As I said before, how can you retaliate against people you don’t know? Some of those people were from other boroughs too. Think about it… can you realistically retaliate against people who you don’t know living in New York, the most populous city in the U.S.? No. Jay-Z and Nas aren’t that “hood” either. They, and every rapper out now, are always accompanied by their body guards and Nas has even “snuck out the back of the Source Sound Lab”, as you might have heard in Supa Ugly. In fact, Nas even wrote a song about that entitled “Not Going Back”, in Hip Hop is Dead.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Is it that serious? You've written the same thing 5 times about what I siad and started this little discussion just because I said "that comeback was lame word to MJ on the Wizards"- AS A JOKE. </div>
You posted that as a response to my Wayne joke, hence the words “comeback attempt”.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">And how is a "word to" joke a thoughtful response. I make a joke, and look how you act.</div>
This was obviously after your “word to” joke.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Even calling your comeback weak is just me playing around, dude is in here acting like I disrespected him in real life...</div>
Who’s taking this seriously? I actually find this conversation a bit entertaining.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I don't have time to argue over the stupidest **** with you like this. Drop the subject.</div>
If you can have the most posts in the Random Thought Thread, I’m sure you do have time for this subject

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