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Posters on here. Whose posts do you look forward to reading or skip all together. Whose make you laugh every time and whose make you want to punch the wall. Please to do not count me, because it would not be fair to the others. You guys can help me out with other categories if you want.
 
Funniest: Barfo
Most Racially Insensitive: HCP (nobody throws a slur like HCP)
Posts that make me come to S2 before going anywhere else for news: ABM
Most frustratingly relevant: Ed O.
 
I wouldn't count you HCP...because people who have avatars like that typically have nasty "accidents"....
 
Most Reader Worthy Barfo, HCP
Most News Worthy ABM
Most Polarizing: Minstrel, EdO, crandc
Most Frustrating: OdenisGod
His threads suck, his posts rarely have a clear & understandable train of thought and he does a lot of stuf simply to irk posters. Also the only person I've ever wanted to block all of his threads but see his responses simply to laugh.
 
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Funniest: Julius

Best Read: Ptldplatypus or Blazercaravan (I think that's right)

Most Polarizing: Shooter/Barfo

Most Partisan: Shooter/Barfo

Most worthless read: Papag - Even Odenisgod is occasionally amusing he's my only blocked poster

Best Avatar/Sig: HCP

Best Poster: ABM (The man is hooking me up with KP for crying outloud!)
 
Most Reader Worthy: Nikolous...we agree on a lot of things, so of course he is awesome to read
Most News Worthy: ABM...where else am i gonna find all my slick deals in the OT section?!? Oh yeah...slickdeals.com
Most Frustrating: Kingspeed... his glass is bone dry or watch out for the flood!
Best Hater: Mixum...ODENISGOD doesnt hold a candle to the immortal that is Mixum. Mixum molds hating with backhanded compliments into an artform...just when you want to kill him he says something that you dont want to admit that you agree and just jump on the bashing of him....admit it, he owns you.
 
I like reading Boob-No-More posts. He always has really good stuff.
I also like Ed O. posts. He is usually right. And if you are wrong, he usually is good about telling you why you are wrong and what is right without being a cock.
ODENISGOD makes my day sometimes lol that guy is hilarious.
HCP always has bad ass avatars and sigs.
PapaG is *edited*. Never has anything relevant to say.
BoomShakalaka is the most ridiculous trade rumor\idea guy, but still a good fellow.
CranDC drives me fucking insane.
Shooter and MaxieP are growing on me. Shooter is teaching me about politics :)

I know most of you have me ignored and probably don't like me, but I got love for yall! I been on these site with this bunch for years and years all the way back to ESPN.com forums. Just lots of different usernames lol
 
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Just have the good taste enough to keep that in the OT forum.

Hey it is you that is one of the best to read. Wasn't sure I had the name right but the avatar is right.

Gotta give it up for Maxiep who I fought with like nuts when I first came on the board but have grown to really respect for his opinion even if I don't always agree.

Minstrel I agree with almost across the board on Bball stuff.

I like Rastapopulous for his various musings on obscure players.

I appreciate Stomp for his anthropomorphic bi-pedal dustball size (man has mad bball knowledge)

I love Denny Crane's stuff minus two specific things on which we see eye to toe he knows what I mean but it's OT land stuff.

Also I need to give props to BNM for his numbers and Nikokulous for almost always being worth reading. There are tons more great posters on here as well.

Man is there anyone I forgot to felate around here? God I hope not, my jaw is tired...
 
Shooter is teaching me about politics :)

That's like the worst thing I've read all day. They definitely won't let you into the "Bi-Partisan Cafe" if you continue down that path...
 
BoomShakalaka is the most ridiculous trade rumor\idea guy, but still a good fellow.

Agree with that. Boom makes my trades look like they came from some hybrid Presti/KP General Manager. Great guy though.
 
I'm confused....I thought mixum and Odenisgod were the same poster No joke.

They are drama queens, and post every 10 minutes in a panic.... *edited*.... They have the same knack for grammar and basic words.... Nearly everyone has them on ignore.... Nobody takes their posts too seriously (most people are nothing more than entertained by the ridiculousness of their posts, if even that).... They're posters people can't help but hate..... The list goes on....

Anyway, in an effort not to waste as much time as a Mixum/OIG post....I dunno if I'd believe that they are not one and the same.
 
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A lot of the people mentioned so far have been around for a long time and I too enjoy. But I also would like to acknowledge and show appreciation for all the newer posters who often get left off lists like this but spend a lot of time sharing their opinions and adding to the dialogue.

I don't have any favorite poster, just posts that I enjoy. If the posts are not meant to be funny (which I love) I want them to have substance, with logic and built argument. Fuck all the posts that are just quick statements with no reason, ie _______ sucks/rocks.
 
My PER is only 9 inches, well below average of 15.

That's not really the average, is it? That's just an urban myth, I think...not that it matters for me, of course! Haha, 'course not.

Seriously, though, that's not true, is it?

...
 
That's like the worst thing I've read all day. They definitely won't let you into the "Bi-Partisan Cafe" if you continue down that path...

I don't even know what bi-partisan means bro! (yes, I know I can google it, I just choose not to right now.)
:pimp:
 
My favorite is Beerboy! Guy brings it day in and day out!
 
I look forwad to ABM's posts a lot because he usually posts links to obscure articles.

Barfo is funny, Sly Poker Dog is a good poster, as is Nikolokus or whatever. Eric is entertaining. OdenisGod can get a little old, but I'm sure I can as well to other people.
 
I look forwad to ABM's posts a lot because he usually posts links to obscure articles.

Barfo is funny, Sly Poker Dog is a good poster, as is Nikolokus or whatever. Eric is entertaining. OdenisGod can get a little old, but I'm sure I can as well to other people.

No way . . . I'll nominate you.

I like posters with an edge. That is what keeps it lively in here. Not so much OIG . . . but you, shooter over in OT, papag, maris, kingspeed, HCP . . . you guys got personality and keep it interesting around here.
 
No way . . . I'll nominate you.

I like posters with an edge. That is what keeps it lively in here. Not so much OIG . . . but you, shooter over in OT, papag, maris, kingspeed, HCP . . . you guys got personality and keep it interesting around here.

Ugh.....I miss the the early days....the days of the AOL Blazers board....
 
I look forwad to ABM's posts a lot because he usually posts links to obscure articles.

Barfo is funny, Sly Poker Dog is a good poster, as is Nikolokus or whatever. Eric is entertaining. OdenisGod can get a little old, but I'm sure I can as well to other people.

Thanks Mediocre Man! I didn't think I've posted here enough to even be noticed.
 
I can't believe I didn't win best avatar... *sigh*
 
Hey, HCP: if you're trying to put in a contact lens, it probably helps to take off your sunglasses first.
 
Hey, HCP: if you're trying to put in a contact lens, it probably helps to take off your sunglasses first.

I'm sure this is very funny, but I just don't understand it.

Most confusing poster......... Rastapoopa whatever his name is!
 
I'm sure this is very funny, but I just don't understand it.

Most confusing poster......... Rastapoopa whatever his name is!

I would think it's the angle of your hand, and the fact that your face looks like you're focusing on your finger.

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