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"we will be lucky to finish 500." He has denver and suns getting 7+8 seed with 43 and 41 wins. I think we can d better then that.
CAN WE PLEASE BEAT THE FUCKING CELTICS
9. PORTLAND
Preseason Prediction: 52 wins (5th)
Revised Prediction: 41 wins
Note: Dark days for Blazers fans: Another Greg Oden season-ending injury (the third in four years) coupled with Brandon Roy's knees finally going south, and if that's not bad enough, Durant being Durant. Rip City needs a pick-me-up. Since I'm the master of discounting the Blazers and having them shove it in my face, maybe the following two paragraphs will help turn things around.
Before the season, the Rip City Soccer Moms bullied me into picking them for 52 wins. I sipped their Kool-Aid, mainly because they were holding my head back and pouring it down my throat, but still. I even spent $1 on Wesley Matthews in my fantasy auction as an olive branch for infuriating Blazers fans by making fun of his absolutely absurd $34 million contract. And you know what? That's what killed their season! They needed my barbs! They needed my unwavering disbelief in their team! They needed me to write things like "The Celtics passed on Brandon Roy in 2006 because they didn't think his knees would hold up -- maybe they were right," and "If the Blazers had extended Nate McMillan's contract last summer, he would have managed Roy's minutes more carefully instead of running him into the ground," and "I'm fine with calling Nicolas Batum a defensive specialist as long as you add that he also specializes in getting torched by Kevin Durant," and "Aaron Spelling didn't overrate his daughter's acting more than Blazers fans overrated Rudy Fernandez," and "Let's face it: the comparisons of Oden to Sam Bowie are actually an insult to Bowie at this point." Rip City, you'll be lucky to break .500. And you know it.
(My work is done here, Blazers fans. Enjoy your 14-game winning streak and your Ewing Theory run without Roy.)
Reason No. 14,731 I love the NBA: Kahn protesting that Portland knowingly traded him damaged goods after Martell Webster's ailing back required surgery last month … even though this clip from the 2010 playoffs posted on YouTube on April 26. I can't resist … KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN WE PLEASE BEAT THE FUCKING CELTICS
9. PORTLAND
Preseason Prediction: 52 wins (5th)
Revised Prediction: 41 wins
Note: Dark days for Blazers fans: Another Greg Oden season-ending injury (the third in four years) coupled with Brandon Roy's knees finally going south, and if that's not bad enough, Durant being Durant. Rip City needs a pick-me-up. Since I'm the master of discounting the Blazers and having them shove it in my face, maybe the following two paragraphs will help turn things around.
Before the season, the Rip City Soccer Moms bullied me into picking them for 52 wins. I sipped their Kool-Aid, mainly because they were holding my head back and pouring it down my throat, but still. I even spent $1 on Wesley Matthews in my fantasy auction as an olive branch for infuriating Blazers fans by making fun of his absolutely absurd $34 million contract. And you know what? That's what killed their season! They needed my barbs! They needed my unwavering disbelief in their team! They needed me to write things like "The Celtics passed on Brandon Roy in 2006 because they didn't think his knees would hold up -- maybe they were right," and "If the Blazers had extended Nate McMillan's contract last summer, he would have managed Roy's minutes more carefully instead of running him into the ground," and "I'm fine with calling Nicolas Batum a defensive specialist as long as you add that he also specializes in getting torched by Kevin Durant," and "Aaron Spelling didn't overrate his daughter's acting more than Blazers fans overrated Rudy Fernandez," and "Let's face it: the comparisons of Oden to Sam Bowie are actually an insult to Bowie at this point." Rip City, you'll be lucky to break .500. And you know it.
(My work is done here, Blazers fans. Enjoy your 14-game winning streak and your Ewing Theory run without Roy.)
Reason No. 14,731 I love the NBA: Kahn protesting that Portland knowingly traded him damaged goods after Martell Webster's ailing back required surgery last month … even though this clip from the 2010 playoffs posted on YouTube on April 26. I can't resist … KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
