Bin Laden killed by pork coated bullet?

[SlyPokerDog]

Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden? Yes, says firm who claim its pig fat gun oil is bought by U.S. military personnel

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?
Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.
The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product 'a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.'
The apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name 'The Midnight Rider,' explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.
This 'effectively denies entry to Allah's paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist,' Rider adds.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...at-gun-oil-bought-U-S-military-personnel.html

 

[maxiep]

LOL, I almost posted this article too.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Out-fucking-standing


This really put a smile on my face today

 

[CelticKing]

So if it hadn't been coated in pork fat bin Laden would have gone to heaven? I'm confused..

 

[maxiep]

So if it hadn't been coated in pork fat bin Laden would have gone to heaven? I'm confused..

Belt and suspenders, my friend. Belt and suspenders.

 

[mook]

If you are worrying about the pork fat caked to the bullet that's whizzing at your head, you have very strange priorities.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Well, they would not have shot him, but he bit the finger of the guy who was stuffing the sausage mcmuffin down his gullet.

If we can change one terrorists mind, make him waver, have to think that the bullet that kills him may be wrapped in bacon, well, start hanging billboards advertising that fact.

 

[Shooter]

So if it hadn't been coated in pork fat bin Laden would have gone to heaven?

No, but his Muslim friends would think he had.

 

[julius]

Didn't the British do something like this with India (years ago)? But with cows instead of pigs?

The bags of gun powder that they would bite open to fill the muskets (or whatever it was) had cow fat or something in them.
Anyone remember something like that?

 

[BrianFromWA]

I'm not a ballistics expert, but wouldn't anything coated in fat either jam the barrel, get cooked upon firing, or both? Or are they just saying that the CLP has a bit of pig fat in it?

 

[illmatic99]

Didn't the British do something like this with India (years ago)? But with cows instead of pigs?

The bags of gun powder that they would bite open to fill the muskets (or whatever it was) had cow fat or something in them.
Anyone remember something like that?

It was lard.
http://www.educationforum.co.uk/KS3_2/mut.htm

 

[julius]

It was lard.
http://www.educationforum.co.uk/KS3_2/mut.htm

I knew paying attention that one day in Mrs Pattons global studies class would pay off.

 

[Paine Tablet]

Smite their silly superstitions. Ouch! Brains of madness are exploding everywhere.