Birdman tweets about Portland, Oden and the WNBA

[SlyPokerDog]

The guy is on a really good meth bender today.

I used to love Portland, but thats just cause it had more drugs than Paula Abdul's purse. If you're clean, Portland is Omaha on the coast.

@bustabucket Greg Oden ain't crushed anyone since the Battle of Gettysburg. Mofo is older than sand.

You can call me Trojan cause I block shots all day. Also I'm ribbed for your pleasure.

@jul1e_anne Only things I would bring to Detroit are valtrex and a gun. You can come party when we raise the banner in Mile High, though.

If I block 200 shots this year I'm making a big donation to charity. Maybe we can raise enough money to put Marbury on a spaceship home.

Speakin of WNBA, anyone ever seen Greg Oden & Lisa Leslie in the same room at the same time? Fake beards ain't hard to get, I'm just sayin.

Just sayin if I wanted to watch ladies mishandle balls and shoot crooked, I wouldn't have gone clean. No thanks, WNBA.

Am I a bad guy for hatin on the WNBA? I'm no sexist, but damn that game is boring. I fell asleep for 20 mins and 4 pts were scored.

http://twitter.com/BirdmanAndersen

 

[MIXUM]

who cares...

even though his new song "written on her" isnt bad...

mashes up perfectly with low from flo-rida

 

[Mediocre Man]

I used to love Portland, but thats just cause it had more drugs than Paula Abdul's purse. If you're clean, Portland is Omaha on the coast.

This is funny.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And a few more...

You know for a douche he is kind of funny.

I can't wait 2 see what comes up on the blood test 4 the Lamar/Kardashian marriage. Is genital leprosy a real disease?

Please somebody throw a cup at Ron Artest when the Lakers are in town. Let's see his ass riot with the Birdman on watch. Bwak.

There should be a height/weight limits on Daisy Dukes. In fact, u must be hot 2 call them Dukes. If not, u have 2 call them Danny Devitos.

Delonte West is taking the position of shooting guard to extremes. Seriously, who carries a shotgun in a guitar case?

I had a nightmare I was traded to the Clippers. It was so real that when I woke up I checked to make sure I didn't sh*t my bed.

Lamar Odom is marrying one of the Kardashians? It's going 2 b hard 2 eat all those Skittles w/ a cold sore, Lamar.

 

[SodaPopinski]

The Methman tweeteth

 

[DaRizzle]

rofl....i liked him before...now i love him

funny ass shit!!!! lolollolololol

 

[Bob Dobalina]

And a few more...

You know for a douche he is kind of funny.

There are some good one's in there.

 

[blue32]

damn that shit is funny.

 

[BengalDuck]

hilarious

 

[BlayZa]

he's hilar - i like him

 

[mook]

Some awesome quotes there. He's highly overrated (especially by himself) but pretty funny. If Kenny Smith ever retires it'd be funny to see him sit next to Sir Charles for a night.

 

[crandc]

Greg Oden and Lisa Leslie were at the same ESPY.

Fail.

Aside from the fact that there is zero resemblance between them, they are 8" apart in height, but I guess "they all look alike", right?

And Greg Oden would look really odd pregnant.

Good lord. Who is this asshole?

 

[BasX]

Greg Oden and Lisa Leslie were at the same ESPY.

Fail.

Aside from the fact that there is zero resemblance between them, they are 8" apart in height, but I guess "they all look alike", right?

And Greg Oden would look really odd pregnant.

Good lord. Who is this asshole?

Oh hai Debbie Downer

 

[Boob-No-More]

And Greg Oden would look really odd pregnant.

Well, he did come into last season carrying an extra 30-35 lbs.

What struck me as even more ignorant was his belief that Portland is on "the coast".

BNM

 

[Wheels]

Oh hai Debbie Downer

That is the FUNNIEST Sig I have seen in a long time

 

[julius]

Well, he did come into last season carrying an extra 30-35 lbs.

What struck me as even more ignorant was his belief that Portland is on "the coast".

BNM

Are you really surprised that someone who thinks this

is a good look, doesn't know that Portland is not on the coast?

 

[Boob-No-More]

Are you really surprised that someone who thinks this

is a good look, doesn't know that Portland is not on the coast?

Not at all. Every time I see Chris Andersen and his ridiculous appearance, I think of this guy:

Since he asked it about Greg Oden and Lisa Leslie, I'll ask the same about him and pathetic loser guy:

Has anyone ever seen Chris Andersen & that guy in the pic above in the same room at the same time? Bad tattoos ain't hard to get, I'm just sayin.

BNM

 

[Master Shake]

Fucking hilarious.

 

[andalusian]

This is some funny shit. Probably the 2nd best comedy routine he ever gave, after the dunk contest, that is.

 

[Further]

Pretty damn funny. All you who are getting irked need to relax and enjoy life a bit.

 

[MARIS61]

Weak stuff.

You guys are easily amused, to say the least.

The average 3rd grader could out trash-talk Andersen.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Can you really compare cities? I guess you can't blame him since he's probably only been to Burnside to pick up his meth and xtracy.

Omaha and Portland?! that's hilarious.

This isn't Sacramento, OKC, Milwaukee, Indianapolis.

 

[mgb]

Well, he did come into last season carrying an extra 30-35 lbs.

What struck me as even more ignorant was his belief that Portland is on "the coast".

BNM

Years ago I drove my mother in law to the coast. She was visiting from WI. She had never seen the ocean and wanted to see it. On the way I said we are 30 miles from the coast. She ask me how far is the coast from the ocean?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Only thing funny about his tweets was when he said he's clean. Haha. I know for a fact he's not clean. Write it down. Just cuz he passes his tests does not mean he's clean.

Oh, that and him acting like Portland has a ton of drugs. We do. But Denver has just as much, or more. Didn't they legalize possession of weed? And Denver has a real ghetto, real tough side of town. And they have far more crazy shit than Portland.

Him speaking so much about Portland just shows how Portland is on his mind, all the time.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Can you really compare cities? I guess you can't blame him since he's probably only been to Burnside to pick up his meth and xtracy.

Omaha and Portland?! that's hilarious.

This isn't Sacramento, OKC, Milwaukee, Indianapolis.

Was it just an accident you picked a picture of Portland that was overcast, and one of Omaha(?) where the sun was shining?

 

[Nikolokolus]

Weak stuff.

You guys are easily amused, to say the least.

The average 3rd grader could out trash-talk Andersen.

So what's your excuse?

 

[mook]

Weak stuff.

You guys are easily amused, to say the least.

The average 3rd grader could out trash-talk Andersen.

It was funnier than anything I've ever seen you write. Well, intentionally.

 

[number 10]

Him and Gilbert Arenas know how to play the villain role perfectly. I wouldn't want them on my team, but they certainly do spice up the NBA.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Birds occasionally eat their own poop. I suspect this is a case of a bird laying out its poop to eat later, or he's mineral-deficient from the drug abuse and he needs help.

 

[julius]

Wow, that is a really cool picture of Portland. Kind of makes it look more like Vancouver BC to me.