Birdman tweets about Portland, Oden and the WNBA

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, that is a really cool picture of Portland. Kind of makes it look more like Vancouver BC to me.

Nah, Vancouver BC's skyline is way more impressive.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Getting a good skyline shot of Portland is tricky because of the various elevations in the entire downtown area. The most popular shot (directly across the river) is THE worst angle to take.

Nah, Vancouver BC's skyline is way more impressive.

Not many cities in North America can even compete. I'd put it at #3 behind NYC and Chicago.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Getting a good skyline shot of Portland is tricky because of the various elevations in the entire downtown area. The most popular shot (directly across the river) is THE worst angle to take.

Not many cities in North America can even compete. I'd put it at #3 behind NYC and Chicago.

The shot that the NBA on NBC from Mt Tabor of the Portland skyline was always my favorite. It looked great on TV.

Whenever The Snapper & Walton would being doing a game here for NBC they'd always start with that shot and then send the camera crew to take Franklin High School to show where Jones went to high school.

Now all TNT does is just take a camera outside of the RG and shoot the Portland skyline from that angle. It's a nice shot at night.

 

[BalancedMan]

It's hard to not like Anderson because he's definitely overachieved from what I ever thought he'd do. If we was on the Blazers I'd love him...get to watch him a bit being here in Denver.

And many of those were funny...the "Shooting Guard, Delonte West" one...damn. I laughed out loud.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, Birdman is still at it. The first couple of Odom/Kardashian jokes were funny but now he's taking it way too far. I'm all for a nice messy feud between the Lakers and Nugs but Birdman needs to shut the f' up about Odom's wedding.

My man Lamar might be the only dude in history that triple bags it on his honeymoon.

I heard Lamar's registered at Big n' Tall for Lamar and Round n' Infected for Khloe.

Just got an invite to Lamar's wedding. It says the reception's going to be at the LA County Health Dept. Damn.

I heard that Kardashian broad landed Lamar by saying her snatch tasted like Skittles. You ain't gotta taste every rainbow, man.

Damn. Just heard Lamar Odom fell into Khloe Kardashian's ass, never to be heard from again. RIP.

http://twitter.com/BirdmanAndersen

 

[julius]

I think there are 3 options here, for why he's doing those jokes.

He's good friends with Lamar, and Lamar knows he's kidding.

He's trying to get into Lamar's head, and knows that Lamar is easily distracted on the court.

He's begging for a world class beating at the hands of people who know people, who know people who know how to get away with it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think there are 3 options here, for why he's doing those jokes.

He's good friends with Lamar, and Lamar knows he's kidding.

He's trying to get into Lamar's head, and knows that Lamar is easily distracted on the court.

He's begging for a world class beating at the hands of people who know people, who know people who know how to get away with it.

Or option 4, he's high on meth and is tweaking on tweeting.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Okay this is just amazing. He keeps going and going and going...

Birdman is like the Energizer Bunny on crack. First Odom and now Kobe, he really needs to stop.

"Maybe Lamar was just thinking he'd get a wife that Kobe definitely won't try to rape."

"Khloe Kardashian looks like her sister would if semen were made of butter."

"Got bad news for you Lamar - just cause she look like a pinata don't mean she's full of candy."

"You think when the rev asks if anyone objects to Lamar's wedding, his dick will stand up?"

"Khloe Kardashian should make Ray J's penis the maid of honor b/c no one woulda heard of these broads without it."

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Dude reeks of class

 

[The Sebastian Express]

He's either incredibly high or has been hacked.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And now he's moved back to posting about Oden.

Greg Oden looks like Chris Rock if he were 7 feet tall and dead for 3 months.

We should be fair to Greg Oden. His career stats would be much better if he hadn't taken 4 years off for WWII.

Greg Oden looks like Bill Russell's dad. The reason his knees are always hurt is cause they run on steam. Dude's first car was a T-Rex.

Gotta say Lamar, marrying the fat sister seems more like a Clippers move. Maybe he should switch lockers?

Greg Oden is so old, the last celebrity he banged was Amelia Earhart.

 

[DaRizzle]

im the bubble burster...its fake

This is the website it is linked to
http://stylepointsblog.com/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

im the bubble burster...its fake

This is the website it is linked to
http://stylepointsblog.com/

Nope, it's really him. Google it.

Also here is this from your stylepoint blog


We'll see if it's on Truehoop tomorrow.

 

[crandc]

Well, he did come into last season carrying an extra 30-35 lbs.

What struck me as even more ignorant was his belief that Portland is on "the coast".

BNM

Yeah, well, BNM, we can debate which ignorant statement was the most ignorant. But can we just agree the tweeter was someone with no knowledge of the Blazers, Portland, Oregon, the WNBA, Blazers fans, or any other relevant topic?

 

[julius]

I'm thinking it's a fake account. The comments went from being funny(ish), to just stupid. like, "I'm a freshman in high school, this is funny" stupid too.

 

[BBert]

Yeah, that last batch was trying-too-hard lame. I'm calling fake. I'm a little disappointed, cause I really dislike that douchebag, and was enjoying the thought that he was really that douchebaggie.

 

[RR7]

Also pretty sure it is a fake account. There were two Ron Artest accounts, one which I always saw attributed to him, TruWarrior or something like that, adn then the Real Ron Artest one, which links back to that Styles Points Blog. The one that linked back to that website, a while back, ran a few of the same Oden jokes, about dating an old celebrity, and an old car, etc. Pretty sure it is the same guy, and forgot he's using the same tired jokes. A few of the Odom ones were pretty funny, though.

 

[hasoos]

One of my favorite series of plays last year was when he rejected Rudy, and Lamarcus got the ball and made a point to jam it in his face with plenty of physical contact and stare him down. Fuck you birdman. Welcome to Portland.

 

[BenDavis503]

Was it just an accident you picked a picture of Portland that was overcast, and one of Omaha(?) where the sun was shining?

I know lol I agree. I was looking for a better picture of Portland to post.

 

[BBert]

One of my favorite series of plays last year was when he rejected Rudy, and Lamarcus got the ball and made a point to jam it in his face with plenty of physical contact and stare him down. Fuck you birdman. Welcome to Portland.

I was thinking of that same play when I was trying to watch yuyuza's highlight reel. I need to watch it again to see if it's on there. If it isn't, it should be.