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I didn't have to guard Roy on D it was two-on-two (I ran the offense my partner did the dirty work), first to 21 points. I'm a great long range shooter so he couldn't give me space to work with. When he tried to put a hand in my face Battier-style I constantly went right by him with that slow defensive footwork of his.

I was killing the other scrub on his team (I think he said his name was "Travis") so Roy was the last resort; I'm an Aaron Brooks type of player so that should give you a gist of the situation. :O Roy was ok offensively. ;]
 
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I the fastest snow skiier that you will ever have the pleasure of knowing (and thats true)
 
I sell my armpit sweat as $1000 per ounce bottles of cologne/aphrodisiac to other men so they have offers of sex by the hottest women in their town simply if they walk by them...I always have that problem
 
huevonkiller said:
I didn't have to guard Roy on D it was two-on-two (I ran the offense my partner did the dirty work), first to 21 points. I'm a great long range shooter so he couldn't give me space to work with. When he tried to put a hand in my face Battier-style I constantly went right by him with that slow defensive footwork of his.

I was killing the other scrub on his team (I think he said his name was "Travis") so Roy was the last resort; I'm an Aaron Brooks type of player so that should give you a gist of the situation. :O Roy was ok offensively. ;]
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I agree with you 100%.
 
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I also beat up Mike Tyson in an alley outside a bar once. Many years ago.
 
I can believe it's not butter.

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I just flew in from Pitt... Paris, yeah, with my wife ummmMorgan Fairchild. Whom I've seen naked...
 
Nothing. I don't have to lie. I'm impressive enough.
 
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Twice.
 
RickyRubio said:
You give hand-jobs?
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Funny story...a long time ago me and my friends go to the local spots store to check prices for waxing our skiis and snowboards. So you can either get a low quality belt wax or for extra you can have somebody do it by hand. So my friend was checking out the prices while me and another buddy were looking at ski gear 50 ft away. He yells from that distance " Hey guys, its only $10 for a hand job!" .....yeah :lol:
 
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DaRizzle said:
Funny story...a long time ago me and my friends go to the local spots store to check prices for waxing our skiis and snowboards. So you can either get a low quality belt wax or for extra you can have somebody do it by hand. So my friend was checking out the prices while me and another buddy were looking at ski gear 50 ft away. He yells from that distance " Hey guys, its only $10 for a hand job!" .....yeah :lol:
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LOL nice story
 
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