blatant lies about yourself to impress the interweb broswers, online!

[Tyler_Hansbrough]

I've been inside your house.

 

[Pontius]

I've been inside your house.

You looked pretty this morning, Tyler.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I'm more famous than Travis Outlawz

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I'm more famous than Travis Outlawz

Who?

 

[DaRizzle]

I'm more famous than Travis Outlawz

lol, nice

 

[BlazerWookee]

I did not bump this thread.

 

[andalusian]

I was the nude centerfold in the Oct. 96 issue of better homes and gardens.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I did not bump this thread again.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I have four level 80s in World of Warcraft.

 

[cdub503]

I sold my final fantasy 11 character for 2600 dollars (basically a wow character different game) and that's true!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I know what "I have four level 80s in World of Warcraft" means.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Surfer Girl 18 in the lesbian chat rooms.......enough said

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I'm a Blazer fan . . .

 

[MrJayremmie]

I'm a liberal.

Most impressive.

 

[Master Shake]

I am the reason all of your wives got pregnant.

 

[mook]

When you see a little wiggly thing floating by out of the corner of your eye after staring at something bright, it's actually one of my pubes. I shed quite a bit.

 

[Oden's Shrink]

I once had sex with Megan Fox, and now I am dealing with the repercussions of having gentital herpes.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I once had sex with Megan Fox, and now I am dealing with the repercussions of having gentital herpes.

I bet she hasn't fucked that much, actually.