Forum Game Blazer Limerick Thread

[PtldPlatypus]

The season is basically done
(Really, just ask anyone)
So while the team stealth tanks
You'd have my thanks
If you filled this thread with some fun.

So come in and compose some rhymes
Simple ones, just five lines
What you feel, what you think
How this Blazer team stinks
And maybe some decent punchlines.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Stink? As in a full on reek?
Mighty Mouse would say thats for the weak
So.. were all about a stealth cheat?
We think it will create a winning peak?
Well… im on the same page… i think.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Maybe it's not so much "tanking"
As the FO and coaching staff yanking
The vets off the floor
In order to ensure
The youngsters will endure a spanking.

 

[e_blazer]

Playoffs missed two years in a row
To the greatest Blazer, a stinging blow
The fans want some blood,
Be it coach or GM dud,
How crappy the rest of the team is, I want to know.

 

[Whyachi]

Simons can't play D
Coach saying big whoopie
Payton had to flee
Hart is now happy
Nurk moves like a tree
We got Thybulle for free
Grant will get his money
Lillard on a scoring spree
Eubanks shot a 3 ??

 

[Mediocre Man]

Limerick

This team is so trash and we know it
If we have a big lead we will blow it
Chauncey can’t coach
No offensive or defensive approach
If you don’t like my poem just stow it

 

[theprunetang]

Missing the playoffs? Oh my gosh!
At least we got a pick for Josh
Can't defend or even shoot
It's getting kind of hard to root
But hey, at least we got a new sasquatch

 

[Mediocre Man]

Haiku

Sometimes I enjoy this forum
A lot of people make it fun
Chauncey can’t coach worth shit

 

[theprunetang]

Haiku

Sometimes I enjoy this forum
A lot of people make it fun
Chauncey can’t coach worth shit

A ball bounces off the rim
Season is over
As a fly lands on feces

 

[Mediocre Man]

Acrostic

Will we win or tank
End of season is coming soon

So many off season moves needed
Usually my favorite time of year
Can Dame win here?
KD would have been a better pick

 

[Mediocre Man]

A ball bounces off the rim
Season is over
As a fly lands on feces

Brilliant

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Have your cars, money, and Grammys
And girls with beautiful fannies
Because time has wings
I'd trade all these things
For one more Guinness with Lanny

 

[Chris Craig]

The Blazers playoff chances are zero
The same letter as our hero
We effuse the odor of rotten carp
Every night, so just play (Sharpe)
Don't overpay Grant, take away the biro

The Blazers are in a conundrum
Draft or trade to escape the humdrum
Let's trade the tank for a blitzkrieg
Or we can always just win summer league
This mediocrity I'd like to run from

 

[Chris Craig]

The Blazers are frustrating to watch
Their opponents always look top notch
They are called Trail Blazers for a reason
Always behind all season
Any lead they'll surely botch

 

[PtldPlatypus]

This season is making me sick
Clearly, to survive it, the trick
Is to lean into the suck
And hope for good luck
To land us the number one pick

My verses are rather lame.
To win in this poetry game,
One must be brilliant and clever,
Cause I know that I never
Could find good rhymes for Wemby's name.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'd love the Blazers to get Wembanyama
But, he has the knees of a llama
Virtually none, they'll crumble
Another Blazers draft bumble
Still trying to get over the Oden trauma

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

This year has been a Glyde
We saw Dame past him slide
Bodies come and bodies go
In the rankings we are low
In mediocrity we fans abide

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

I'd love the Blazers to get Wembanyama
But, he has the knees of a llama
Virtually none, they'll crumble
Another Blazers draft bumble
Still trying to get over the Oden trauma

Nice getting the rhymes there with Wemby.

 

[theprunetang]

No Blazers playoff drama
A sentence with no period, nor commas
All we have is the draft
Need a life raft
The first pick on Wembanyama

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Some would have us trade Dame
Have him elsewhere take his fame
A haul of picks
Hoping for draft day tricks
We don't get Wemby, what a shame

 

[e_blazer]

This Blazers team can’t make a bucket
A fact on display from here to Nantucket
Shut Dame and Ant down
Everyone else is a clown
Cronin, you can just …

Well, you get the idea.

 

[theprunetang]

Joe Cronin with managerial mens rea
Lay up lines like a cafeteria
Wasting Dame's prime
Joe should be fined
Call him Joe Crohn's, for that b-ball diarrhea

 

[riverman]

There was a great Blazer named Dame
Who's teammates had all come up lame
He whispered to Nurk that the refs were all jerks
Then scores 40 while losing the game!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

There once was a Blazer named Meyers
When discussing height he stood higher
He thought he was a beast in the air
When really, he only had nice hair
Cause when on the court he was mostly just a cryer.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Coach wont Play Shaedon
Why is it so difficult?
Im tired of losing!!!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Me thinks this should be merged with the Rap off thread.
Of course when suggesting anything here, i fill full of dread
Been cancelled by half the forum
Because im lacking all the decorum
Hope no one wishes me dead!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Its time to get real!
This is no joking matter!
Will we win one more?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Why cant i sleep in?
I am getting tired of this!
Stupid work schedule!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Why cant i sleep in?
I am getting tired of this!
Stupid work schedule!!!

Editing haikus
'Cause the syllables were wrong.
Mod power corrupts.

 

[Strenuus]

Simons can't play D
Coach saying big whoopie
Payton had to flee
Hart is now happy
Nurk moves like a tree
We got Thybulle for free
Grant will get his money
Lillard on a scoring spree
Eubanks shot a 3 ??

This makes you happy
Since you only enjoy the team when they lose
If they win, you'll dissapear
Sucks, but it's true.
I don't care if this isn't a limerick
But at least I like the team.