blazer slogan for next season

[BlazerCaravan]

Come watch the cake while baked!

FTFY

 

[PDXFonz]

It's not the end of the world, you know.

 

[Sinobas]

No LaMarcus, No Matthews, No Batum, No Lopez, No Monroe, no draft pick, no problem.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's not the end of the world, you know.

This is true, we've survived the sudden departure of our star player before...

1978? Pfft, only took us 12 years to get back to the finals! 1995? Ha! We were back in the WCFs in 5 years!

 

[santeesioux]

We've got Dame and uh, that white guy?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

We've got Dame and uh, that white guy?

"No, the other white guy... well, we have both of them, so whichever."

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Last year we needed a bench, this yer we will START ONE!!!!!!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"$2 Seats!"

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"Down the line, not across."

 

[BlazerBeav]

Be LEGENDary!

 

[illmatic99]

Come take our money.... please.

 

[Draco]

Draco = Mixum

Hey man I've been one of the positive posters here for years. Its a depressing day to be a Blazer fanatic so I'm entitled to be in a poor mood.

 

[Darkwebs]

"At least our players aren't going to jail"

"But we can't promise our players won't bail"

 

[B-Roy]

"But we can't promise our players won't bail"

In which case we have failed.

 

[Eastoff]

Our Legend starts now! No really, Meyers is starting.

 

[Chris Craig]

"Still better than the Stampede."

 

[oldmangrouch]

"Why are you still here?"

 

[santeesioux]

"You still have time to bandwagon the Seahawks since the Niners fucked it up as badly as we did"

 

[barfo]

Blaze the Trailcat and the Portland Trailblazers

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

"Don't worry, Dame was balls deep in LA's girl last night."

 

[Chris Craig]

I think the stampede should become our main team, and the blazers can move to Idaho be our d league team

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"Please pay ridiculous prices for tickets and concessions."

 

[TBpup]

"Announcing $10 Beer"

 

[santeesioux]

"Jamal Murray may have spurned the Ducks for Kentucky, but we're going to make sure he has to play in Oregon next year whether he likes it or not!"

 

[Strenuus]

"Please pay ridiculous prices for tickets and concessions."

That's the slogan every year, it's just in all the subliminal messaging they package in the fluff.

 

[BonesJones]

Plain Vallinas plus Gorillas

 

[Darkwebs]

2014-15 slogan from last year: "Bringing new meaning to the phrase, 'Hands down, man down.' "

 

[oldmangrouch]

2014-15 slogan from last year: "Bringing new meaning to the phrase, 'Hands down, man down.' "

How about: "Hands up! (will SOMEONE play defense) Don't shoot! (none of you could throw the ball in the ocean).

 

[e_blazer]

"Forget having an NBDL team and just be one!"

 

[Wizard Mentor]

"Having shooters didn't work so now we're back to having dunkers!"