Blazers Drinking Game

[PtldPlatypus]

I think we can all point to one or two or ten little things that we've seen various Blazers do innumerable times this season that drive us crazy. If we were to make a drinking game for all the little in-game frustrations that can drive a Blazer fan to drink what would you include?

• Ill-advised Lillard step-back 3
• Meyers passes up a wide-open jumper
• Aminu loses the ball after dribbling into traffic

What else would you add to the list?

 

[illmatic99]

Are you deliberately trying to get hammered by halftime of every game?

lol

- When Rice pronounces a player's name wrong (both opposing and our own)
- When CJ dribbles the ball for more than 15 seconds of a possession
- When Stotts screams FIVE FOUR THREE
- When MB freaks out about a 15 point lead coming down to 12

 

[BBert]

Dame gets hammered going to the basket, with no call.

Get it: "Hammered"?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think we can all point to one or two or ten little things that we've seen various Blazers do innumerable times this season that drive us crazy. If we were to make a drinking game for all the little in-game frustrations that can drive a Blazer fan to drink what would you include?

• Ill-advised Lillard step-back 3
• Meyers passes up a wide-open jumper
• Aminu loses the ball after dribbling into traffic

What else would you add to the list?

You're using us for Rip City Mornings?!?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Are you deliberately trying to get hammered by halftime of every game?

lol

- When Rice pronounces a player's name wrong (both opposing and our own)
- When CJ dribbles the ball for more than 15 seconds of a possession
- When Stotts screams FIVE FOUR THREE
- When MB freaks out about a 15 point lead coming down to 12

Well, I don't even drink, so I guess I'm trying to get everyone else hammered.

Maybe it'd be better if people were drinking beer, but only via shot glass.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You're using us for Rip City Mornings?!?

And blatantly so. I believe in cross-promotion and multi-platform synergy!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

If we used Meyers passing up an open shot we'd have to get a suite at Schick Shadel.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Pat Connaughton stands up.
Lillard passes to a guy who passes it back IMMEDIATELY.
The ball sails out of bounds through Plumlee's tiny hands.

 

[BigGameDamian]

If we used Meyers passing up an open shot we'd have to get a suite at Schick Shadel.

 

[riverman]

I refuse to participate in any drinking game that doesn't involve fish!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I refuse to participate in any drinking game that doesn't involve fish!

I would assume that any trigger that involves Dame (ie, a possession in which nobody else touches the ball) would require drinking like a fish.

Does that count?

 

[riverman]

I would assume that any trigger that involves Dame (ie, a possession in which nobody else touches the ball) would require drinking like a fish.

Does that count?

All right then, but understand, drinking has never been a game with me, it's more of a calling in life

 

[Denny Crane]

CJ takes a shot, we all take a shot.

And one!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

All right then, but understand, drinking has never been a game with me, it's more of a calling in life

I think Wookee said it's a moral imperative, or is that L*ker hate?

 

[PDXFonz]

-When somebody posts something negative about Dames 3pt shooting.
-When somebody posts something negative about the Refs
-When somebody posts something negative about the Team in general
-When somebody posts something negative about the Coach

 

[PtldPlatypus]

-When somebody posts something negative about Dames 3pt shooting.
-When somebody posts something negative about the Refs
-When somebody posts something negative about the Team in general
-When somebody posts something negative about the Coach

That would be the S2 game thread drinking game, which would be a completely different story.

 

[BBert]

If we want to stay sober enough to drive home, we could take a shot every time Lillard gets a foul call in his favor on one of his drives to the basket.

Yeah, that would be kind of boring.

 

[BBert]

-When somebody posts something negative about Dames 3pt shooting.
-When somebody posts something negative about the Refs
-When somebody posts something negative about the Team in general
-When somebody posts something negative about the Coach

Geez, we'd all die of acute alcohol poisoning. And Denny would go bankrupt.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If we want to stay sober enough to drive home, we could take a shot every time Lillard gets a foul call in his favor on one of his drives to the basket.

Yeah, that would be kind of boring.

But, "Lillard gets hammered and nothing is called" would be an excellent addition to the list.

 

[ripcityboy]

How about a drinking that doesn't have us dead from alcohol poisoning?

 

[PDXFonz]

How about a drinking that doesn't have us dead from alcohol poisoning?

I guess it depends on what you are drinking. If its beer like Plat says then his wouldn't be bad at all.

Here's what I came up with:
-Vonleh/Harkless/Aminu make a three
-Chris Kaman checks into the game
-Chris Kaman checks out of the game
-Alley Oop

Throw in something during a full time out and the loser has to drink during the next :20 time out. Those new timeout clocks were designed with drinking games in mind.

 

[riverman]

Ed Davis or Mason Plumlee make both free throws

 

[riverman]

Somebody gets a triple double in a Portland uniform

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Ed Davis or Mason Plumlee make both free throws

It's supposed to be things that drive you to drink, like any Blazer missing both free throws.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Gotta shotgun a Coors Light every time Stotts calls a play.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Gotta shotgun a Coors Light every time Stotts calls a play.

You'll never get drunk that way.

 

[BlazerWookee]

You'll never get drunk that way.

Even I can get a buzz that way, even if he only calls plays coming out of timeouts...

 

[Darkwebs]

• A Blazer fails to put up a shot as the quarter closes to preserve their shooting percentage.
• Harkless misses a lay up after making a nice move.
• Leonard gets outhustled for a rebound.

 

[PDXFonz]

-Mike Rice calls Damian 'Damon': Drink for 10 seconds.

 

[riverman]

Turnovers caused by dribbling off your own foot...or otherwise known as "the Felton"