Forum Game Blazers Fans Random Thoughts Thread

Welcome to our community

Be a part of something great, join today!

Register Log in

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Bronzewyrm

Bronzewyrm

No Fks Given
Joined
Sep 23, 2017
Messages
43
Likes
75
Points
18
This is a thread for all your random thoughts. No need to start a new thread, just slap down whats on your mind. let the chips land where they may!

I'll Start.


Is it worse to take the batteries out of your "adult toys" to make the kids' toys work, or to take the batteries out the kids' toys to make the "adult toys" work?:breakdance:


Bronze.
 
You primarily looking for Jack-Handie-style "Deep Thoughts"? Or will any ol' random thought be welcome here? Either way, most of mine end up being related to my kids.

When you're first getting married and planning a family, it never occurs to you that the sentence, "You do NOT take a chip out of your mouth and place it back into the bag" will ever need to be uttered. But in fact, it probably will.
 
Bronzewyrm said:
This is a thread for all your random thoughts. No need to start a new thread, just slap down whats on your mind. let the chips land where they may!

I'll Start.


Is it worse to take the batteries out of your "adult toys" to make the kids' toys work, or to take the batteries out the kids' toys to make the "adult toys" work?:breakdance:


Bronze.
Click to expand...
If the adult toy is a remote control....sure
 
images
 
Bronzewyrm said:
This is a thread for all your random thoughts. No need to start a new thread, just slap down whats on your mind. let the chips land where they may!

I'll Start.


Is it worse to take the batteries out of your "adult toys" to make the kids' toys work, or to take the batteries out the kids' toys to make the "adult toys" work?:breakdance:


Bronze.
Click to expand...

Neither are bad...if you need batteries, you need batteries.
 
PtldPlatypus said:
You primarily looking for Jack-Handie-style "Deep Thoughts"? Or will any ol' random thought be welcome here? Either way, most of mine end up being related to my kids.

When you're first getting married and planning a family, it never occurs to you that the sentence, "You do NOT take a chip out of your mouth and place it back into the bag" will ever need to be uttered. But in fact, it probably will.
Click to expand...

I always thought air was free till I bought a bag of chips
 
What if UFOs are piloted by humans from the past, who nearly destroyed their race with technological advances and now live in space and watch over the planet to make sure we don't make the same mistake? What if the "Men in Black" are some of those people, and that's why they look so weird and pale?
 
Last edited:
I just finished clearing snow with my trusty Troy Bilt 24" snow thrower/blower. An hour and a half of that exercise makes me feel satisfied and wholesome. 8 inches of snow here in wonderful freakin NJ. I used it on both of my neighbors driveways too. One guy has a torn rotator cuff and the other had a heart attack last year. Somehow doing this makes me feel 100% human. IMG_25341418.JPG < Earlier in the day! Please- no one post they relaxed in their pool in sunny 70oF this afternoon.
 
stampedehero said:
I just finished clearing snow with my trusty Troy Bilt 24" snow thrower/blower. An hour and a half of that exercise makes me feel satisfied and wholesome. 8 inches of snow here in wonderful freakin NJ. I used it on both of my neighbors driveways too. One guy has a torn rotator cuff and the other had a heart attack last year. Somehow doing this makes me feel 100% human. View attachment 17779 < Earlier in the day! Please- no one post they relaxed in their pool in sunny 70oF this afternoon.
Click to expand...
I guess you really are a hero.

:cheers:
 
If Kevin Durant had the power to shrink himself, what would you axe it?
 
I heard this joke going on 40 years ago, told by a female DJ on KZEL. It's possibly the only thing I remember from those hazy days.

What's the difference between a band of pygmies and a girl's track team?

One is a cunning bunch of runts....

(Don't ban me, bro!)

:cheers:
 
Ring..."Why sure, I'd love to talk about my insurance options and free vacation with you at 6am this morning...thanks for calling! First I'll be needing your full name....email address...home address and ssn #....as soon as I get those written down hang up and I'll call you right back!"
 
Can a man trust his wife when she says the old washing machine isn't getting the clothes clean and she "needs" that shiny new red one?
 
UKRAINEFAN said:
Can a man trust his wife when she says the old washing machine isn't getting the clothes clean and she "needs" that shiny new red one?
Click to expand...

Compromise with her, paint the old one red
 
BonesJones said:
What if UFOs are piloted by humans from the past, who nearly destroyed their race with technological advances and now live in space and watch over the planet to make sure we don't make the same mistake? What if the "Men in Black" are some of those people, and that's why they look so weird and pale?
Click to expand...

What if UFOs are piloted by us from the future, coming back to stop us from destroying ourselves, to help us advance, etc. Maybe they look pale and strange due to the effects of time travel.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top