Blazers’ Festus Ezeli gets a second chance for his knee

[SlyPokerDog]

You telling him to find anotter sport?

Sex in a hot tub is still sex.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Any tips on meniscus (knee) care? Had the meniscus surgery and can't play basketball anymore (age 32 mind you).

As if you could play before?

 

[tlongII]

I say keep him.

 

[riverman]

Sex in a hot tub is still sex.

what you chose to do by yourself in your hot tub is none of our biz...unless you're having a hot tub party..!

 

[BonesJones]

I wouldn't be opposed to waiving him then resigning him to a minimum contract, if it's possible.

 

[ripcityboy]

So a cadavor to a one legged center had more uses than an actual center on this roster.

(That's not a joke, Meyers)

 

[riverman]

Has he been to a Blazer playoff game? I've seen Ed on the bench in a suit with Nurk

 

[Scalma]

Has he been to a Blazer playoff game? I've seen Ed on the bench in a suit with Nurk

No. I wondered why he wasn't at games. Well, turns out he literally can't walk. I do kind of feel bad for him. I hope he does play in the NBA again because he seems like a good guy with good intentions. Oh yeah, and he can play. I'd even be open to giving him a look when/if he's ready. But yeah, he won't be here next year.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Has he been to a Blazer playoff game? I've seen Ed on the bench in a suit with Nurk

Oh wait. I thought you were asking if Butters had been to one yet. You ment Festus, didn't you???

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

So.. does this mean ezeli, might actually be our backup next year?

I hope not. I need my dose of Meyers comic relief.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Unless we get rid of Meyers.

unless we get rid of ET, or Crabbe, or Lillard, or whoever. What's the point. We need to lose salary.

I'm hoping to make another thread later, but Leonard isn't just going to disappear. If we're lucky, we'll trade him for a $5 mil player and cut $5 mil off the cap. Even then, we'll be $15 mil or so into the luxury tax without Ezeli. Keeping him only makes it much worse.

 

[gatorpops]

Who would you rather have, FE with potential or ML with ???? Whith half of the salery?

 

[Dougnsalem]

Who would you rather have, FE with potential or ML with ???? Whith half of the salery?

I'll take Festus with one leg and crutches....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Who would you rather have, FE with potential or ML with ???? Whith half of the salery?

Head transplant if Meyer's back is ok.

Seriously the guy has the physical gifts one needs to play.

Right now he plays similar to a garbage truck doing an autocross course. Not a good fit. Why can't the team see that and fix it before he gets old?

 

[Dougnsalem]

Head transplant if Meyer's back is ok.

Seriously the guy has the physical gifts one needs to play.

Right now he plays similar to a garbage truck doing an autocross course. Not a good fit. Why can't the team see that and fix it before he gets old?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

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Actually watched that happen years ago across the river from Long View in whatever that little city was called. Freaky watching a cement truck roll solideways down a big hill.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Actually watched that happen years ago across the river from Long View in whatever that little city was called. Freaky watching a cement truck roll solideways down a big hill.

I can imagine. Found some great truck crash gifs. My favorites are the ones when the truck is overheight, going under a bridge.... Awesome.... Lol

 

[Dougnsalem]

Actually watched that happen years ago across the river from Long View in whatever that little city was called. Freaky watching a cement truck roll solideways down a big hill.

And yeah, podunk Kelso. One of my buddies was from there. We spent many exciting nights hanging out, and doing nothing....

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Hey, can we tie Ezeli's bad leg to Nurkic's bad leg and have them play as one player? (I should know if it's the same leg, in which case they'd go round in circles, but I admit I don't.)

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

And yeah, podunk Kelso. One of my buddies was from there. We spent many exciting nights hanging out, and doing nothing....

Used to go cruising in Longview in the early 90's. Was riding with cute girls in bed of friend's truck when one supposedly had a miscarriage. If they were lying they really wanted away from me. Not doubtful really

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

And yeah, podunk Kelso. One of my buddies was from there. We spent many exciting nights hanging out, and doing nothing....

You weren't in a 95ish z28 that got chased by a crazy guy in an escort were you? If so you're lucky you got away. That was my friend that got fired from his bouncer job at Dodge City Saloon for starting more fights than he stopped. I was in the back seat preparing to die in a crash.

 

[Dougnsalem]

You weren't in a 95ish z28 that got chased by a crazy guy in an escort were you? If so you're lucky you got away. That was my friend that got fired from his bouncer job at Dodge City Saloon for starting more fights than he stopped. I was in the back seat preparing to die in a crash.

Lol. No. Back then, I had an Escort....

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Thus endeth the Ezeli era. $7M for fuck all. But at least he got health insurance.