Rumor Blazers fired their social media guy

[Boob-No-More]

Okay, I think I'm in the minority here when I say Heidi Klum does nothing for me.

Somebody please edit this post. His account was clearly hacked!

BNM

 

[Strenuus]

Not even young Heidi Klum???

Yep, not even young Heidi Klum. Super models are, for the most part, unattractive to me.

 

[Strenuus]

You're dead to me. Karma will get you for saying something so ridiculous. Heidi Klum is a babe legend.

Oh yeah, Karma will. I'll probably end up with someone more attractive than her. I LOVE KARMA.

See how that works? I am an awesome beholder!

 

[Boob-No-More]

Not even young Heidi Klum???

Young Heidi Klum, old Heidi Klum it doesn't matter, she's still HEIDI KLUM!

BNM

 

[Boob-No-More]

Yep, not even young Heidi Klum. Super models are, for the most part, unattractive to me.

Her and Elle McPherson were the only two that ever did anything for me.

Ok Cheryl Tiegs, too. But I was 14 when that issue came out. Pretty much any female did it for me back then.

BNM

 

[BonesJones]

Okay, I think I'm in the minority here when I say Heidi Klum does nothing for me.

Huhhhh????

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Okay, I think I'm in the minority here when I say Heidi Klum does nothing for me.

 

[Strenuus]

Young Heidi Klum, old Heidi Klum it doesn't matter, she's still HEIDI KLUM!

BNM

That's still a name attached to someone who (I personally) don't find as attractive as others.

But there are millions that do. She -is- attractive. But she doesn't move my needle.

 

[Strenuus]

Anyone wearing that headset will do something to me..

 

[Strenuus]

Huhhhh????

LOL.

Honestly, I'm loving the reaction. It's what I'm expecting. But I'm not trolling, that's the difference.

 

[BonesJones]

That's still a name attached to someone who (I personally) don't find as attractive as others.

But there are millions that do. She -is- attractive. But she doesn't move my needle.

So your "Needle Moving" Threshold is at a 9.9...? I think your standards might need some readjustment!!!

 

[Strenuus]

So your "Needle Moving" Threshold is at a 9.9...? I think your standards might need some readjustment!!!

Its adjusted just fine. That 9.9 is an opinion, also, so...

 

[Propagandist]

That's still a name attached to someone who (I personally) don't find as attractive as others.

But there are millions that do. She -is- attractive. But she doesn't move my needle.

There's medicine out there to help move your needle.

 

[Strenuus]

There's medicine out there to help move your needle.

Or i just use an air pump.


Wait.

 

[Titan]

That's still a name attached to someone who (I personally) don't find as attractive as others.

But there are millions that do. She -is- attractive. But she doesn't move my needle.

I am ok with this. When the world ends and there is just 3 people left, you, Heidi, and me. I know I am the one getting her.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am ok with this. When the world ends and there is just 3 people left, you, Heidi, and me. I know I am the one getting her.

Heidi is german so...

 

[Strenuus]

I am ok with this. When the world ends and there is just 3 people left, you, Heidi, and me. I know I am the one getting her.

Jokes on you - Heidi likes to prove doubters wrong.

 

[riverman]

There's medicine out there to help move your needle.

Slingshot will do the same thing

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Well, whoever they have running things really went all out today. Click the tweet and follow the thread; they're putting one out for every team in the league.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BLAZERS GETTIN CORPORATE AF YO

 

[Eastoff]

Well, whoever they have running things really went all out today. Click the tweet and follow the thread; they're putting one out for every team in the league.

My favorites were the Cleveland, the raptors and the Lakers

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Well, whoever they have running things really went all out today. Click the tweet and follow the thread; they're putting one out for every team in the league.

Several of those are hilarious.

There should be an "official" thread for stuff like this, for all the funny stuff that the Trail Blazers post on social media.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Several of those are hilarious.

There should be an "official" thread for stuff like this, for all the funny stuff that the Trail Blazers post on social media.

I think we have an official thread...you can find it at twitter.com/trailblazers

 

[Chris Craig]

Or i just use an air pump.


Wait.

 

[dviss1]

Yeah, this new person they hired sucks:
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Folks who tweet should clown the new guy.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Without going into details or how I know, Cody was not fired because of tweets.

So he was hitting on Brooke then huh?