BLAZERS LOSE #1 DRAFT PICK!

[3RA1N1AC]

And cement their place in irrelevance/ purgatory FOREVER.

I guess this also means they made the playoffs or whatever.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Famine

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Gosh darn it! Shoot! Mother trucker!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's okay, we can trade Lillard for a late first round draft pick.

Or maybe a couple of 2nd round picks.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

goddamnit I wanted to draft the 14th best player in this draft.

now that is completely out the fucking window.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LOST OUT ON LABISERRERERE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I forgot to put mediocrity in the OP. We have cemented ourselves in that too.

 

[theprunetang]

We could have won the lottery with our pick and drafted Jesus Basketball-Christ. I think we would have been really good next year. Not going to happen now.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

LOST OUT ON LABISERRERERE

Fucking. Fuck.

 

[oldmangrouch]

It's okay, we can trade Lillard for a late first round draft pick.

Or maybe a couple of 2nd round picks.

Waited too long....value dropping every game.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

We could have won the lottery with our pick and drafted Jesus Basketball-Christ. I think we would have been really good next year. Not going to happen now.

Hes a gym rat, all that guy does is hang out on the hardwood.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Same thing your mom said.

But she survived.

Oh shit - Sly, how i delete this?

I think you want the "babies suck" thread

 

[theprunetang]

Hes a gym rat, all that guy does is hang out on the hardwood.

Yeah, JBC also has an infinite vertical, according to some scouts.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Idk how we are gonna recover...

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Sam Hinkie is available. Just sayin'.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Yeah, JBC also has an infinite vertical, according to some scouts.

Yeah but the dude will disappear for days at a time; keeps talking about being hung out to dry by his fans. Actually, he sound a lot like Bonzi Wells...

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Peter is the best rim defender though. He denied Jesus three times one night.

 

[KingSpeed]

It's an unmitigated disaster.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

It's a traveshamockery.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Peter is the best rim defender though. He denied Jesus three times one night.

Judas is the real Jesus Stopper though... He had some trouble with the NCAA amateur athlete rules (I heard he took kickbacks) but whatever. He's pro now.

 

[theprunetang]

Peter is the best rim defender though. He denied Jesus three times one night.

JBC is better at everything else though. His only weakness seems to be closing out opponents. Every time it looks like he and his team have their opponent down, he gives them new life and lets them back in the game.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Moses needs to teach him how to split the double team.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Moses needs to teach him how to split the double team.

That dude got away with a lot of traveling.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

JBC is better at everything else though. His only weakness seems to be closing out opponents. Every time it looks like he and his team have their opponent down, he gives them new life and lets them back in the game.

Well that and the whole pissing off the refs thing. You don't flip the scorer's table at halftime!

 

[theprunetang]

Moses needs to teach him how to split the double team.

All 3 of them, Moses, Jesus, and Peter, really need to work on hitting the extra 6.8 swish3s that nba teams are going to be looking for.

 

[theprunetang]

Or do we call Jesus's 3pointers "trinities"?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Back to the OP...Fuck. There's always next year I guess. One of these years we will finally pick 14th and turn this thing around.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'm not sold on JBC; I mean we already have one guy on the team who drinks like a fish. JBC's blood type is merlot!

 

[oldmangrouch]

What about this kid Odin - or is he too injury prone?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

What about this kid Odin - or is he too injury prone?

Looks old too