Blazers Playoff Record

[DDolla]

Post LMA...Do you think the Clippers could have swept us with a healthy Paul and Griffin? If that happens our playoff record should be 0-12 For 3 straight years.

 

[BonesJones]

Post LMA...Do you think the Clippers could have swept us with a healthy Paul and Griffin? If that happens our playoff record should be 0-12 For 3 straight years.

Bruh..... what are these threads....

We won Game 3 against the Clippers. They got hurt in Game 4.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?

 

[BonesJones]

What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?

Then we wouldve played the same.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Then we wouldve played the same.

Only someone who has enjoyed an UFO anal probe would say something like this.

 

[Reep]

What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?

ewwwwww. You couldn't come up with a less disgusting example than that?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ewwwwww. You couldn't come up with a less disgusting example than that?

THAT IS LESS DISGUSTING THAN OUR PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE PELICANS!

 

[Reep]

THAT IS LESS DISGUSTING THAN OUR PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE PELICANS!

Good point. Probably less painful too.

 

[Lanny]

Post LMA...Do you think the Clippers could have swept us with a healthy Paul and Griffin? If that happens our playoff record should be 0-12 For 3 straight years.

And if we had never had any problems with Oden's or Roy's knees, we'd still be winning many many games every year. Every team has accidents and we've had more than our share.

 

[KingSpeed]

Post LMA...Do you think the Clippers could have swept us with a healthy Paul and Griffin? If that happens our playoff record should be 0-12 For 3 straight years.

No they couldn't. Series was tied 2-2 when they went down. And if Roy and Oden were healthy, Clips would've been swept.

 

[Orion Bailey]

What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?

That would have made quite the intergalactic series for sure!
To be swept in space.... the story of the Blazers on he road.

 

[Lanny]

Only someone who has enjoyed an UFO anal probe would say something like this.

I went to the beach last Sunday. Ate lunch at the Shiloh Inn in Seaside overlooking the beach at the turnaround. Suddenly the people in the table two tables away started laughing. They were looking out one of the several big picture windows toward the ocean. I looked to see what all the commotion was about. Didn't expect to see anything more extraordinary than the kid with the rainbow Mohawk hair do I saw strolling by earlier. I suddenly spied what they were laughing so hard about. There, on the beach, laying on two beach towels, were two of the fatest women with their backs facing the sky and their feet aimed at us and they were wearing string bikinis so tight that their asses looked totally bear. Suddenly the four of us at our table began to laugh out loud as did the elderly couple at the table next to us. Great place to dine if you want a spectacular view of the ocean and some real interesting entertainment. Food was awful. Service was slow. Not just slow but unbelievably slow. We waited an hour and a half to be served. And then the food was God awful.

The view made up for the food. No, not the fat broads or the Mohawk dude, but the ocean.

 

[Chris Craig]

What if UFOs abducted all of our players and gave them anal probes before each playoff series?

Then we might have won

 

[Chris Craig]

That would have made quite the intergalactic series for sure!
To be swept in space.... the story of the Blazers on he road.

Can one sweep in space?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Can one sweep in space?

Of course. You have never heard of Space Dust? It accumulates.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I went to the beach last Sunday. Ate lunch at the Shiloh Inn in Seaside overlooking the beach at the turnaround. Suddenly the people in the table two tables away started laughing. They were looking out one of the several big picture windows toward the ocean. I looked to see what all the commotion was about. Didn't expect to see anything more extraordinary than the kid with the rainbow Mohawk hair do I saw strolling by earlier. I suddenly spied what they were laughing so hard about. There, on the beach, laying on two beach towels, were two of the fatest women with their backs facing the sky and their feet aimed at us and they were wearing string bikinis so tight that their asses looked totally bear. Suddenly the four of us at our table began to laugh out loud as did the elderly couple at the table next to us. Great place to dine if you want a spectacular view of the ocean and some real interesting entertainment. Food was awful. Service was slow. Not just slow but unbelievably slow. We waited an hour and a half to be served. And then the food was God awful.

The view made up for the food. No, not the fat broads or the Mohawk dude, but the ocean.

I thought @HCP sunbathed nude at the beach.

 

[Lanny]

I thought @HCP sunbathed nude at the beach.

OMG, one of the fat chicks strongly resembled HCP. Could it have been? No, I won't even accept the possibility.

 

[BonesJones]

Then we wouldve played the same.

I feel like nobody got this.

I was saying we played like we had a stick up our ass anyway. Lolz...