Blazers sign __ some Nik guy ___!

[SlyPokerDog]

OMG! I can't believe we got him! Props to Olshey!

 

[santeesioux]

Better than cash considerations!

 

[julius]

I hear he's put on 20 lbs of pure muscle and is ahead of (insert here) when he was his age.

 

[theprunetang]

I've heard reports that he lost 30 pounds and is in the best shape of his life.

 

[Strenuus]

Rice would never be able to pronounce that name!

 

[julius]

I've heard reports that he lost 30 pounds and is in the best shape of his life.

Woah, lost 30 pounds AND added 20 pounds of muscle? This guy is a genetic freak.

 

[Mote]

Oh hell no! Don't tell me we have to pay that and take all the baggage too!

 

[riverman]

Nobody saw this coming!

 

[riverman]

It's a very Zen move..

 

[Hobbesarable]

 

[riverman]

OMG! I can't believe we got him! Props to Olshey!

You'll be promptly fired for leaking this gem y'know

 

[riverman]

Maybe we've scored the next best thing to Daniel Diez!

 

[theprunetang]

Oh, I've also heard that he found Jesus and that his past Cocaine use is behind him. No need to worry guys.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oh, I've also heard that he found Jesus and that his past Cocaine use is behind him. No need to worry guys.

And he'll only use Lyft instead of Uber.

 

[theprunetang]

And he'll only use Lyft instead of Uber.

Radio Cab or he's on my shit list.

 

[oldfisherman]

With the cap space available, we were lucky to land this savy vet. He is almost in as good of shape as Mick Jagger.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BonesJones]

I've always been a fan of Blankety Space.

 

[illmatic99]

Nik fucking Stauskas.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I take it Olshey lost the game of HORSE.

 

[julius]

Hey look, this team had the 3rd best record in a tough conference, and finished first in the toughest division in the league. We wanted to get players that match Dame and CJ's arch. So obviously we drafted two 19 year olds, waived the backup SG and PG, and let their best backup C go over a couple dollars.

Let us worry about the finances, we'll worry about signing players who have atrocious shooting #'s.




this guy better have a career resurrection here instead of flat lining like Turner.

 

[LayneStaley]

I take it Olshey lost the game of HORSE.

This is awesome, Olshey is a fucking CLOWN!

 

[jlprk]

Nik fucking Stauskas.

Nick the Dick.

 

[LayneStaley]

It’s time to send 100 virgins to Danny Ainge’s house, actually 1000 strippers will be easier to find.

 

[LayneStaley]

Best part of Nik’s game....

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Those elbows, though....

 

[theprunetang]

Those elbows, though....

They are a bit on the pointy side.

 

[LeeRC]

Unless Neil finally thinks it's time to tank for a few years, I don't see the point of signing this guy.

 

[tykendo]

I will say I find all these captions and pictures quite entertaining, and spot on tonight. At least I can laugh.

 

[borim69]

Hey look, this team had the 3rd best record in a tough conference, and finished first in the toughest division in the league. We wanted to get players that match Dame and CJ's arch. So obviously we drafted two 19 year olds, waived the backup SG and PG, and let their best backup C go over a couple dollars.

Let us worry about the finances, we'll worry about signing players who have atrocious shooting #'s.




this guy better have a career resurrection here instead of flat lining like Turner.

I really don't think he could get any worse then he is so anything better then 4.4 apg would be a career resurrection