Blazers Waive Festus Ezeli

[HolyBackboard]

Per Quick:

 

[santeesioux]

 

[TBpup]

Guess no one wanted a salary they could buy out for $1M in a couple of days. So $7M plus a $1M buyout for not one single game played. Where do I sign up?

 

[e_blazer]

Guess no one wanted a salary they could buy out for $1M in a couple of days. So $7M plus a $1M buyout for not one single game played. Where do I sign up?

We might be able to work a deal for you, but first we're going to have to put you on the rack and stretch you out to 7 feet and then surgically remove the cartilage from your knees.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Well, that closes the door on the option of trading FEEC for something of value. It was a long shot, but with so many teams looking to clear cap space before tomorrow, I was holding out a tiny glimmer of hope.

BNM

 

[BlazerWookee]

Guess no one wanted a salary they could buy out for $1M in a couple of days. So $7M plus a $1M buyout for not one single game played. Where do I sign up?

Let me know when you sign up, I'll not play a single game for you for a 1.5% commission...

 

[Natebishop3]

Well that's not encouraging. Sad that we couldn't find any takers for that deal.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And yet he was still better than Meyers.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

And yet he was still better than Meyers.

The sad thing is that that is actually true.

 

[Sweetriverphil]

Lame. At least cj yelled at him that one time.

 

[Scalma]

Bulls released rondo, which was an even more appealing contract. Guess no one wanted cap space bad enough to give up anything

 

[tester551]

And with this, the Blazers off-season is complete...
I don't anticipate any additional trades or signings (except for maybe 1 g-league contract)

 

[ripcityboy]

#ShutTheFuckUpFestus

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We might be able to work a deal for you, but first we're going to have to put you on the rack and stretch you out to 7 feet and then surgically remove the cartilage from your knees.

Deal. I'd rather get the smash your bones and stretch them surgery than just a rack but whatever. I don't think I have much cartilage left in my right knee.

 

[riverman]

I don't think I have much cartilage left in my right knee.

Brandonbodyman5000?

 

[riverman]

Can't say it was nice to see you Festus...never did...you'll make a great biologist

 

[Minstrel]

Festus brought veteran leadership, which manifested itself in the team's surge after the trade deadline.

Good work, Festus. Shame you couldn't play. You'll always have a place in Blazers lore.

 

[Eastoff]

Festus brought veteran leadership, which manifested itself in the team's surge after the trade deadline.

Good work, Festus. Shame you couldn't play. You'll always have a place in Blazers lore.

Was he a better Blazer than Verijao?

 

[andalusian]

When is he eligible to have his number retired?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Brandonbodyman5000?

Yep, only he made MILLIONS to fuck up his body. I might be approaching a million bucks earned lifetime. Hmmmm

 

[gatorpops]

When is he eligible to have his number retired?

TODAY

 

[Harry's Raincoat]

Another step closer to having our roster set and stable. He was a piece that I thought could enable us to move some player(s).
Now? Wait and see.

Now its all about the players and their respective value compared to contract. Not necessarily in our favor I think.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Rondo!!!!!!!!!!! ????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????????

 

[Boob-No-More]

Was he a better Blazer than Verijao?

No, because Varegao got us a 1st round draft pick.

Festus got us bupkis.

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

We might be able to work a deal for you, but first we're going to have to put you on the rack and stretch you out to 7 feet and then surgically remove the cartilage from your knees.

 

[Chris Craig]

Lame. At least cj yelled at him that one time.

 

[RipCityRyan]

And yet he was still better than Meyers.

Hahahaha omg you're right