Blazers worth $1.3 billion

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I heard a rumor that Elon Musk was going to buy the Blazers and relocate them to Mars.

barfo

Nope, Vegas. They'll move the gigafactory to the top of the new Raider's stadium and build the Blazers arena on top of that.

We will fly in free agents on rockets.

 

[BrianFromWA]

7.5%? Yeah, that's an okay return on investment. Not great though. Shoulda bought bitcoin instead...

Edit: And actually, how long has Balmer owned the team now? Divide that 7.5% by that many years, and his return is looking mighty slim...

Add in the profits/dividends though, and you may have something better than that. And that's for the 2nd-best team in a market, that doesn't have jack for national or global exposure. especially with CP3 and now Blake gone.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

7.5%? Yeah, that's an okay return on investment. Not great though. Shoulda bought bitcoin instead...

Edit: And actually, how long has Balmer owned the team now? Divide that 7.5% by that many years, and his return is looking mighty slim...

That ignores the 50% BRI minus expenses. You're also assuming it was worth $2B when
he bought it, it wasn't.

 

[Strenuus]

If @HCP isnt gonna say it, I will.

NERDS!!!!

 

[kjironman1]

How exactly could the Spurs not be in the top 10?

 

[kjironman1]

How is Sacto worth more than us????

Boggles the mind?

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Blazers are worth roughly 32 Meyers Leonar_s

 

[ripcityboy]

The Blazets are worth roughly 32 Meyers Leonar_s

Oh man, we aren't worth anything?!

 

[stampedehero]

No one will ever buy the Knicks. They are number one and always suck.

 

[cmeese47]

Team would be worth at least 1.5 Billion without Olshey and his amazing Summer of 16 such a joke he is