Game Thread BONESJONES vs. KINGSPEED - 1-ON-1 GAME - DATE: TBA - YOUTUBETV

[BonesJones]

I expected Bones to be in much better condition. Seeing a guy that young in that kind of shape is disheartening.

Healthy weight for my height (215). Im not in bad shape either.

 

[BonesJones]

Bones is only good on perfect courts, he'll be the first to admit.

Im only a good shooter indoors lmao.

Still a much better shooter than Kingspeed outdoors.

 

[BonesJones]

So @BonesJones was cold, and @KingSpeed was warmed up?

I'll be honest, in two years I've never seen Bones miss as many layups.
But from his shot selection he clearly didn't take it seriously.

I was getting punched in the face or chopped every time haha.

 

[BonesJones]

I'm 74 but I think I could have played at least as good defense as Kingspeed. I don't think King would have scored at all if Bones had actually played D. I really think that those who voted for Kingspeed should have to have their names published.

I forgot to make the poll public

 

[BonesJones]

To be fair, King had just got done playing a number of games (3v3?) and Bones had just arrived (late).

Exactly. Not warm.

 

[BonesJones]

Let me ref. I'll take care of the 5 sec back down rule.

I trust HJs word.

 

[hoopsjock]

I expected Bones to be in much better condition. Seeing a guy that young in that kind of shape is disheartening.

The court was partly wet and muddy plus there were weird contours to it. Even in the non wet parts it was like an ice skating rink. Going all out wasn't really an option because of the risks involved.

 

[Orion Bailey]

You're an asshole, honestly. Healthy weight for my height (215). Im not in bad shape either.

Hes just fuckin with ya.

 

[BonesJones]

Hes just fuckin with ya.

I know ...but I do look a little chubby. Not reflective of my conditioning though.

 

[H.C.]

I was getting punched in the face or chopped every time haha.

Yeah but I'm talking about those set shot 15 foot jumpers you took.
I'm like. Yeah Torey is clearly laughing at this fool and his standing no defense.
You'd never take those against any of the people who've been on the team in the past or present.
His jumper reminded me of a modified shawn marion.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

LMAO!!!!!!

That would've been so perfect for Bones! Swaggy P doesn't really fit my personality.

It was meant for Bones. I thought I was responding to one of his posts. Dozing on the train and posting don't mix apparently.

Who woulda think it?

 

[H.C.]

I cant do anything this a weekend, but next weekend and after im down. If a weeknight makes more sense I can make it if its 5pm or later.
I do suggest we go for a place on the west side this time. Them country folk drive miles to get to us city slickers.

I'm down for West side.
Still an hour + drive for me but that's fine.

 

[hoopsjock]

There is a team in my rec league called @Better Call Gasol, I wonder if a member of the forum is on it?

 

[Orion Bailey]

I know ...but I do look a little chubby. Not reflective of my conditioning though.

A little? Im suprised you weren't mistaken as me with newfound rogain.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hey!

Did you know your ass is on fire?

 

[hoopsjock]

For any Duck honks, LaMichael James has a team in my basketball league on Wednesday nights if you're feeling stalker-ish, ha ha.

 

[tlongII]

 

[Chris Craig]

@BonesJones stop calling people assholes

 

[Mediocre Man]

Has this farce of a game taken place yet?

 

[hoopsjock]

Has this farce of a game taken place yet?

Yes, the video is in this thread too.

 

[Mediocre Man]

5 vs. 12.

But HCP is a double digit seeds for sure.

Are we seeding by weight?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Based on the skills that King Speed displayed, a more competitive match up would be him against HCP.

I've went 1 on 1 with Mrs HCP. Then again I've also gone 2 on 1, and warmed up doing the 3 man weave with her

 

[Dougnsalem]

It's a good thing you guys are playing each other, and not Elle.... Lol

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's a good thing you guys are playing each other, and not Elle.... Lol

Dude got a forty mill contract and cant afford a full half court, let alone a full court? How can he practice his threes on that kiddy court?

 

[tlongII]

It's a good thing you guys are playing each other, and not Elle.... Lol

Geezus! I think I’m in love!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Dude got a forty mill contract and cant afford a full half court, let alone a full court? How can he practice his threes on that kiddy court?

Open the garage door??? I'd trade my box for that place....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Geezus! I think I’m in love!

Notice how she was shooting ambidextrous too? Imagine the other uses should could put both hands to?
You of all people here should really appreciate that thought im thinking.

 

[Natebishop3]

How did you find a hobbit to play against?

 

[KingSpeed]

I'm 74 but I think I could have played at least as good defense as Kingspeed. I don't think King would have scored at all if Bones had actually played D. I really think that those who voted for Kingspeed should have to have their names published.

It was a feel out game. I know how to guard him now going forward. It’s best of 7, Ask CC. I’m good at adjustments.

 

[Orion Bailey]

It was a feel out game. I know how to guard him now going forward. It’s best of 7, Ask CC. I’m good at adjustments.

You do know your homerism only extends as far as the Blazers right? Beyond that, your support will dwindle like most fantasies.

But I will always support and back up your Blazers homerism.