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MARIS61

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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR. ,,,,,,,,(Supposely. The 2 U.S.A reporters were let go.)

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN or US BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED
IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
 
Would you or anyone else prefer to live in North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela, or Cuba?
 
MARIS and I agree on something. Does anyone else hear the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse?
 
AZ Senator wants to change the rule that if you're born on US Soil you are automatically a US Citizen. I've always thought that was a dumb fucking rule.
 
Denny Crane said:
Would you or anyone else prefer to live in North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela, or Cuba?
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Exactly. Knowing maris, he is making a case on how to handle poeple who cross the boarder, but to use countries like Afghanistan and the like . . .I'm not sure he is making the point he wants to.
 
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY PASSPORTS. ONE WORLD SON. GO AS YOU PLEASE. WE ARE ALL HUMANS. HOLLA!
 
Is the border dead center?
 
MARIS61 said:
Venezuela is a beautiful place.
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I think Cuba and China are well worth a visit, and would be interesting places to live at least for awhile. The other places on the list, not so much.

barfo
 
HCP said:
WHAT?!?
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I believe he is referring to the millions of illegal aliens who come here to have babies on our tax dollar and are unjustly rewarded by having citizenship bestowed on their child which gives them the added benefit of most likely being awarded amnesty at some later date for their conspiracy to defraud our government and invasion of our homeland.

My guess anyway.
 
I tend to agree here with Maris as well. I have no problems welcoming new citizens..., but there needs to be a process that is both fair and reasonable.
 
I agree to a degree. Though, you just had this weird Rush Limbaugh vibe to your post.
 
FWIW, I was talking about Marris' post :chestbump:

But I do agree that the border policies, and I use that term loosely, are an epic failure.
 
MARIS61 said:
I believe he is referring to the millions of illegal aliens who come here to have babies on our tax dollar and are unjustly rewarded by having citizenship bestowed on their child which gives them the added benefit of most likely being awarded amnesty at some later date for their conspiracy to defraud our government and invasion of our homeland.

My guess anyway.
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Yup. Technically an islamic terrorist and his wife can sneak into the country illegally, have a baby who is now an american citizen who can become President of the United States! :ohno:
 
You are comparing a world power with third-world countries. The only thing I can say in response is, 'lolwut?'.
 
if you let people in from 3rd world countries with an open border, then we, ourselves, become a de-facto 3rd world country.
 
Um, not at all? Why do you think people from third-world countries come to places like this?
 
Ronan said:
Um, not at all? Why do you think people from third-world countries come to places like this?
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Because its better. But then they bring their ghetto shit with them and fuck up this country. holla.
 
The trouble with letting in all the Mexicans in is that then one will be elected President, and he'll let in all the Chinese. Once they start coming, it's all over for Western Civilization. Once they conquer America, they'll move south and the Mexicans will realize they made a big mistake. Last time this happened, the Great Wall of China got built, and you can still see it from space.
 
jlprk said:
The trouble with letting in all the Mexicans in is that then one will be elected President, and he'll let in all the Chinese. Once they start coming, it's all over for Western Civilization. Once they conquer America, they'll move south and the Mexicans will realize they made a big mistake. Last time this happened, the Great Wall of China got built, and you can still see it from space.
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I'm not sure what to say. Bravo!
 
jlprk said:
The trouble with letting in all the Mexicans in is that then one will be elected President, and he'll let in all the Chinese. Once they start coming, it's all over for Western Civilization. Once they conquer America, they'll move south and the Mexicans will realize they made a big mistake. Last time this happened, the Great Wall of China got built, and you can still see it from space.
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Exactly!
 
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