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[OddEnormous]

C'Mon, Seattle is a beautiful city.

If it was on fire I'd agree.

 

[jlprk]

It would be bad enough if the radio station had just mentioned the false rumor in passing. But they announced half an hour in advance that they would make a big announcement, they did, they said they had 2 sources, and it turned out to be false. Callers should give them hell next time they can call in.

 

[julius]

Name what? The 2 NOT sinking?

No, the 2 furthest planets in our solar system, OF COURSE I MEANT THE 2 YOU CLAIM AREN'T SINKING, YOU BENCH WARMER!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Why don't they just get this over with and bring in Jack Sikma, Sedale Threatt & X McDaniels as assistants and rename the Rose Garden "The Kingdome"

Fuck you Seattle; you boring, self absorbed twat of a city.

Amen

 

[barfo]

No, the 2 furthest planets in our solar system, OF COURSE I MEANT THE 2 YOU CLAIM AREN'T SINKING, YOU BENCH WARMER!

But there aren't 2 that aren't sinking. According to the post, we are sinking and there are 28 or 29 at the bottom already. That means there is one or zero that is floating.
(or, I suppose, you could say the 28 or 29 at the bottom aren't sinking (anymore). But that's not 2 either.)

barfo