BREAKING NEWS: McCain picks Gov. Sarah Palin!!!

[CelticKing]

Being reported on CNN, and fox news.

Makes the vote even more valuable.

lol

 

[Master Shake]

Zomg! Sarah Palin!!! WOWOWOWOW!

 

[huevonkiller]

I would have tried to pick a female as well.

 

[pegs]

I'd hit.

 

[huevonkiller]

I'm getting a little worried about that Biden pick now... :O

 

[cpawfan]

She was a hoopster, per wikipedia

Palin was the point guard and captain for the Wasilla High School Warriors, in Wasilla, Alaska, when they won the Alaska small-school basketball championship in 1982; she earned the nickname "Sarah Barracuda" because of her intense play.[4] She played the championship game despite a stress fracture in her ankle, hitting a critical free throw in the last seconds.

 

[Denny Crane]

She should attract some of the disaffected Hillary voters.

 

[huevonkiller]

She should attract some of the disaffected Hillary voters.

She's tailor made for Hillary voters.

 

[cpawfan]

She's tailor made for Hillary voters.

Insert pant suit joke here

 

[Denny Crane]

Forget the paint (SIC) suit, she'll be needing a flame retardant suit. CNN's already proposing ways to attack her.

 

[CelticKing]

 

[cpawfan]

She is going to be great on the campaign trail

Husband in a union
Oldest son in the Army Infantry

 

[The Return of the Raider]

She should attract some of the disaffected Hillary voters.

Really? What do they have in common?

Palin is Pro-life. Hillary is not.

Palin is a lifetime NRA member. Hillary demands gun control.

 

[ZAE]

I swear I've seen her on BangBros.

 

[Denny Crane]

Really? What do they have in common?

Palin is Pro-life. Hillary is not.

Palin is a lifetime NRA member. Hillary demands gun control.

There's a LOT of Hillary supporters already on record as saying they're voting for McCain. This not only seals the deal, but gives some of her other voters more reason to consider McCain.

Hillary made about an hour long speech promoting the woman's right to vote and how it's a chance to vote for a woman, if only for VP.

I can see McCain campaign commercials using significant portions of Hillary's speech.

 

[The Return of the Raider]

There's a LOT of Hillary supporters already on record as saying they're voting for McCain. This not only seals the deal, but gives some of her other voters more reason to consider McCain.

Hillary made about an hour long speech promoting the woman's right to vote and how it's a chance to vote for a woman, if only for VP.

I can see McCain campaign commercials using significant portions of Hillary's speech.

I'm sure there are women now throwing support for McCain, but I am skeptical that they will go there in droves. These two women are not alike, and seem vastly different on the issues. Hillary is probably one of the biggest voices for pro-choice. Are you saying these Hillary women would be willing to compromise on that very sensitive issue?

 

[cpawfan]

I'm sure there are women now throwing support for McCain, but I am skeptical that they will go there in droves. These two women are not alike, and seem vastly different on the issues. Hillary is probably one of the biggest voices for pro-choice. Are you saying these Hillary women would be willing to compromise on that very sensitive issue?

As if the issues have anything to do with Presidential elections. The vast majority of voters are dump sheep.

 

[TheBeef]

I just heard them say she lead her high school basketball team to a state title, playing the point, and played in the playoffs with a stress fracture in her ankle....and thats where she got the nickname Sarah Barracuda.....Id like to see her whip Barrys ass between the lines....

 

[TheBeef]

Just read she was runner-up in the Miss Alaska pageant as well

 

[The Return of the Raider]

...Id like to see her whip Barrys ass between the lines....

Barry? Goldwater?

 

[TheBeef]

Barry as in Barry Obama, the name he used when he was white....

 

[TheBeef]

 

[soul driver]

some quick thoughts on lunch break:
first thing I thought of:
Alaska = oil
some will use the name MILF. I think that's the point too. people figure that obama is good looking, has the charisma, and mccain doesn't have that, but now he has palin.
also, he went with a woman, which was a huge debate with the democrats these past few months (will we take hillary or obama? ) and then, when we found out it was obama, will he take hillary as his vp?
fuck palin and her abuse of power.

 

[Vintage]

some quick thoughts on lunch break:
first thing I thought of:
Alaska = oil
some will use the name MILF. I think that's the point too. people figure that obama is good looking, has the charisma, and mccain doesn't have that, but now he has palin.
also, he went with a woman, which was a huge debate with the democrats these past few months (will we take hillary or obama? ) and then, when we found out it was obama, will he take hillary as his vp?
fuck palin and her abuse of power.

Sounds like you put a great deal of research into Palin...

 

[Thoth]

I agree w/ ROTR in post 13. As far as post 14, ZAE; you are the man!

Seriously, Is she realted to Michael Palin ? Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say no more

 

[Thoth]

She is hotter than Cindy McCain & Joe B's wife. I purposefully left out HRC & Barry's baby mama.... or did I?

 

[DennisRodman]

Obama Girl ftw!

 

[cpawfan]

 

[ghoti]

BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding a private meeting with Palin to "celebrate the new spirit of bipartisanship".

 

[cpawfan]

BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding a private meeting with Palin to "celebrate the new spirit of bipartisanship".

She looks better than the women he has been linked with