Butt Lift Procedure

[ABM]

Dear friends,

A friend of mine went in for a small surgical procedure for a butt lift. She did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it turned out.

Please, refrain from getting this procedure.

 

[HailBlazers]

Sad days women are so insecure

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[BGrantFan]

 

[ABM]

Butty and the Jets.........................

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I love big butts and I can't deny.

 

[ABM]

Must take her hours, if not days, to shop for perfectly tight-fitting jeans.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What a booty..

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

her elbows are too pointy.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

her elbows are too pointy.

She and Karl Malone should date.

 

[mook]

Nice pooper!

 

[tlongII]

I should always post in threads like this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/09/young-looking-stellar-cannibal/

 

[MickZagger]

I want to Marv Albert this chick!

 

[Ed O]

Hmm... I dunno. I don't really get why guys like big butts.

Ed O.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Hmm... I dunno. I don't really get why guys like big butts.

Ed O.

???? really?

 

[Ed O]

???? really?

Really.

Ed O.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Really.

Ed O.

they're just fun. something to grab onto.

 

[MickZagger]

Hmm... I dunno. I don't really get why guys like big butts.

Ed O.

To tell you the truth, I agree. The bigger the butt, generally the more cottage cheesy it is. I guess they're fun to squeeze, but I don't stick my thang near poop chutes.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

you guys just can't go deep.

holla.

 

[Eastoff]

you guys just can't go deep.

holla.

 

[DaRizzle]

you guys just can't go deep.

holla.

hahaha!!!! I actually lol'ed at this one

P.S. Add another fan of the badonkadonk right here

 

[MickZagger]

you guys just can't go deep.

holla.

...says the asian guy.

 

[ABM]

...says the asian guy.

You're walking a very thin line.

 

[Nikolokolus]

You're walking a very thin line.

That's what she said.

 

[barfo]

I don't stick my thang near poop chutes.

What's your definition of "near"? Because the baby chute and the poop chute aren't so far apart.

barfo

 

[ehizzy3]

Dear friends,

A friend of mine went in for a small surgical procedure for a butt lift. She did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it turned out.

Please, refrain from getting this procedure.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[mook]

What's your definition of "near"? Because the baby chute and the poop chute aren't so far apart.

barfo

Another argument against intelligent design. Who in their right mind locates the sewage treatment plant next to the water slide park?