Cancun Mexico

[JfizzleBlazer]

In all, the State Department says that in 2013 and 2014, a total of 181 Americans were murdered in Mexico.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/more-tourists-missing-in-mexico-1312883306373174.html

That actually makes me feel better maris, because it says there were over 25 million american tourists over that period of time.

Id have more chance of being murdered in little mexico, rockwood, at night.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Buy chiclets from the children in the streets

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

This makes me wanna go to Mexico... But I already know if I go I'm gonna knock up like half the resort workers.

 

[Spud147]

I've been there too. Cancun is big city/party central with lots of giant beautiful hotels and is actually a little like Vegas but no casinos. I prefer to stay outside of Cancun. Take a look at the Sun Palace and Moon Palace resorts that are all inclusive. The thing about all inclusive is that the food tends to be somewhat bland because they're trying to appeal to as many people as possible but these Palace resorts also have restaurants that offer other things. I've never stayed in Playa del Carmen but I drove through it on the way to take the ferry to Isle Mujeres and it looked charming and beautiful. I think I would try to stay there if I went back to the area. Take advantage of the beach swimming and hire a golf cart to drive around Isle Mujeres... it's beautiful. Have a great time!!!

I have been to Mexico a bunch but usually visit Cabo. I go back over and over because the people are just lovely.

 

[Denny Crane]

If you take a boat to Isla Mujeres (island of the women), you can also go to Cuba. It's not _that_ far.

 

[Denny Crane]

They sell Cuban cigars there, too. And now I think you might be able to bring them back to the USA with you.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If you take a boat to Isla Mujeres (island of the women), you can also go to Cuba. It's not _that_ far.

Boat service from Cancun to Cuba didn't start until 2015. When I went you could only go by plane and fly out of the Cancun airport. Sure, I guess you could take a boat but you're the one afraid to take a taxi cab in Mexico. On a boat they would rob you're no tippin' ass and then use you as shark bait.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

gringos.

 

[Denny Crane]

Boat service from Cancun to Cuba didn't start until 2015. When I went you could only go by plane and fly out of the Cancun airport. Sure, I guess you could take a boat but you're the one afraid to take a taxi cab in Mexico. On a boat they would rob you're no tippin' ass and then use you as shark bait.

When I went to Isla Mujeres in 2000, the guys running the boat offered to take us to Cuba.

But these days, I would be very careful about what boat I'd ride on. Yep.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

gringos.

Ill be loading up on that sun tan lotion like a good gringo.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

When I went to Isla Mujeres in 2000, the guys running the boat offered to take us to Cuba.

But these days, I would be very careful about what boat I'd ride on. Yep.

I hate water and boats unless its for fishing. So we will probably be staying on the island, drinking, lounging, eating, riding go karts around.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ill be loading up on that sun tan lotion like a good gringo.

Remember you don't need a prescription for the pharmacies down there. You've never tanned until you've used sun tan lotion w/ codeine in it.

 

[donkiez]

Chichen Itza is worth the visit as well as Telum, Xel ha, and Xcaret. Problem with doing all inclusive is that you never want to leave your hotel to see the local cool shit.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Found a new resort being opened november 2016 called dreams playa mujeres. $2,900 for wifey and i all inclusive. Probably the best deal ill find.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Found a new resort being opened november 2016 called dreams playa mujeres. $2,900 for wifey and i all inclusive. Probably the best deal ill find.

When are you going?

 

[Natebishop3]

You silly fools, playing with your lives by going to third world countries.

Go to Canada. You'll be safer.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You silly fools, playing with your lives by going to third world countries.

Go to Canada. You'll be safer.

As long as they stay within Gringoland with all the rest of the cracka azz crackaz, they should be fine. If they step out into the real world though, they're gonna get la cucaracha'd.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

You silly fools, playing with your lives by going to third world countries.

Go to Canada. You'll be safer.

You have more of a chance to die going to flint michigan or even rockwood.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

When are you going?

In january

 

[Natebishop3]

You have more of a chance to die going to flint michigan or even rockwood.

Flint is a third world country.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

In january

Wouldn't book it.

They may open in November but that doesn't mean they'll be close to being finished. And what are you going to do when you get there? Can't go anywhere else. You're stuck with a half finished room, no amenities, and the same buffet they provide to the construction workers. You bitch and they promise to give you half off your next stay there if you don't post negative reviews on the different travel sites.

Read about the Resorts World cluster fuck in Bimini. Booked people in when the resort wasn't finished. The contractor filed a lean, power was turned off. People were fucked. I would wait a year after a resort opened before staying there.

 

[Denny Crane]

I went in January 2000. It rained really hard, like nothing I've ever seen before.

It was like a steady stream from a hose full blast, not drops, lots of hoses. And the wind made it go sideways. The sky was nasty green, too.

 

[tlongII]

I prefer Cabo. That's just me though.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I went in January 2000. It rained really hard, like nothing I've ever seen before.

It was like a steady stream from a hose full blast, not drops, lots of hoses. And the wind made it go sideways. The sky was nasty green, too.

That just sounds like a January day in the Willamette Valley......

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I prefer Cabo. That's just me though.

Cabo is sweet. Don't have any desire to go to Cancun, its a little far. Dunno, I'm bout dat Hawaii life.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Cabo is sweet. Don't have any desire to go to Cancun, its a little far. Dunno, I'm bout dat Hawaii life.

I disliked hawaii. Felt like it was super touristy in lahaina. And that i was 5 seconds away from.someone unloading years of pent up rage and racist remarks against me.

 

[Denny Crane]

I disliked hawaii. Felt like it was super touristy in lahaina. And that i was 5 seconds away from.someone unloading years of pent up rage and racist remarks against me.

I lived on Maui for 6 years. The native Hawaiians treated me extremely well. We were invited to (and went to) a number of events hosted by the native people, including weddings, graduations, baby showers, and assorted authentic luau's.

That goes with showing them the respect they deserve.

I knew plenty of white people who were oblivious to their plight (median income of $28K, their lands taken from them by government, their culture nearly wiped out for the sake of separation of church and state). They weren't treated very well at all.

There's a moral to that story, somewhere.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I lived on Maui for 6 years. The native Hawaiians treated me extremely well. We were invited to (and went to) a number of events hosted by the native people, including weddings, graduations, baby showers, and assorted authentic luau's.

That goes with showing them the respect they deserve.

I knew plenty of white people who were oblivious to their plight (median income of $28K, their lands taken from them by government, their culture nearly wiped out for the sake of separation of church and state). They weren't treated very well at all.

There's a moral to that story, somewhere.

I did give the utmost respect. But when i hear from multiple hawaiians how their grandparents spewed constant hate against white people, they didnt know any better as kids so grew up hating them as well until they got to know white people.

Ive heard that from multiple hawaiians who live on the mainland.

So yeah, im a little uncomfortable when i see hawaiian people mean mugging me for no reason.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I disliked hawaii. Felt like it was super touristy in lahaina. And that i was 5 seconds away from.someone unloading years of pent up rage and racist remarks against me.

I stayed right in Lahaina yeah its touristy. I like Oahu and Waikiki just to hang. I like just chillin and drinking by the beach and they have dope asian food. I can pass for hawaiian when i get tanned and service is so much better haha

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I did give the utmost respect. But when i hear from multiple hawaiians how their grandparents spewed constant hate against white people, they didnt know any better as kids so grew up hating them as well until they got to know white people.

Ive heard that from multiple hawaiians who live on the mainland.

So yeah, im a little uncomfortable when i see hawaiian people mean mugging me for no reason.

Kill haole day! Yeah they hate crackaz