Canzano tweets

[stampedehero]

Driveway Player: Basketball player able to adjust to uneven surfaces, withstand asphalt or concrete burns and dishing out fouls within ten seconds of every shot attempt.

 

[Minstrel]

It just means Collins wasn't yelling "And 1...!" after every made basket.

 

[H.C.]

I always took driveway player as a player who couldn't play a lick unless it was on their own driveway.
But hey I'm not the columnist...

 

[Natebishop3]

He's more of a cul-de-sac player.

 

[dviss1]

He's more of a cul-de-sac player.

So then that would make Butters a Dead end type?

 

[SIeepwalker]

So then that would make Butters a Dead end type?

Aren't those literally synonyms ?

 

[dviss1]

Aren't those literally synonyms ?

No. A cul-de-sac can happen on a the side of a street too.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Can someone explain to me why JC is ...?

Ask yourself "what does JC have to personally gain?" When you ask any question like the above. Dude is a relentless self-promoter.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ask yourself "what does JC have to personally gain?" When you ask any question like the above. Dude is a relentless self-promoter.

Step 1 - say some shit that doesn't make sense and could be construed as an insult to rile up the Blazer fans.

Step 2 - make up some lame explanation for what that statement actually means.

Step 3 - rinse/repeat

 

[SIeepwalker]

No. A cul-de-sac can happen on a the side of a street too.

Wait what ? care to elaborate ?
I'm legitimately curious because I feel cul-de-sac is the french translation of dead-end, but does the meaning actually differ in english ?

 

[dviss1]

Wait what ? care to elaborate ?
I'm legitimately curious because I feel cul-de-sac is the french translation of dead-end, but does the meaning actually differ in english ?

Kinda like this but on a straight street:

 

[SIeepwalker]

Kinda like this but on a straight street:

Oh yeah so it's definitely different
Come on if you steal a word get it right !!

 

[Minstrel]

Most cul-de-sacs are dead-end streets, though. This is a classic cul-de-sac:

I've very rarely seen the type dviss mentioned, but it could also be regional.

 

[dviss1]

Oh yeah so it's definitely different
Come on if you steal a word get it right !!

Maybe the ones on curves or straight streets can't literally be called Cul-de-sacs?

 

[dviss1]

Most cul-de-sacs are dead-end streets, though. This is a classic cul-de-sac:

I've very rarely seen the type dviss mentioned, but it could also be regional.

There are some here in Portland.

 

[dviss1]

Most cul-de-sacs are dead-end streets, though. This is a classic cul-de-sac:

I've very rarely seen the type dviss mentioned, but it could also be regional.

Like this:

 

[tester551]

Maybe the ones on curves or straight streets can't literally be called Cul-de-sacs?

Cul-de-sacs are on dead end streets to turn around. The one shown on the street corner is called a "knuckle". It's widened out so larger vehicles (fire trucks) can make the corner.

 

[BBert]

Oh, I get it. Someone told Canzano that Zach isn't a "driveway player", and Canzano didn't know what it meant either. Nice try though.

 

[Dougnsalem]

So then that would make Butters a Dead end type?

Putting all the cul-de-sac stuff aside, I have to say that joke was pretty darn funny.

While we are on the topic of Butters.... How many people did you get to change their avatar to a pic of him? Then you quietly change yours to something cooler. Yeah, I'm on to you.... Lol

 

[Schilly]

Canzano has been on the Collins bandwagon enough that he is going to have nothing but positive stuff to say just to backup his own line.

 

[dviss1]

Putting all the cul-de-sac stuff aside, I have to say that joke was pretty darn funny.

While we are on the topic of Butters.... How many people did you get to change their avatar to a pic of him? Then you quietly change yours to something cooler. Yeah, I'm on to you.... Lol

A lot have changed. Maybe we should do a poll LOL. I changed mine because someone here got offended and defended Drumpf. I said fuck it. I'll butter it up in while.

 

[dviss1]

Cul-de-sacs are on dead end streets to turn around. The one shown on the street corner is called a "knuckle". It's widened out so larger vehicles (fire trucks) can make the corner.

Google map this address and you'll see what I'm talking about:

2630 SW McGinnis Ave
Troutdale, OR 97060
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2...7c3cdd1e605f5!8m2!3d45.5229803!4d-122.4024285

 

[THE HCP]

I've never seen a cul-de-sac in my life! Why would they make streets like that? Man the suburbs are a fucking trip!

 

[Schilly]

I've never seen a cul-de-sac in my life! Why would they make streets like that? Man the suburbs are a fucking trip!

So the Thugs from the hood get confused and can't escape with the flatscreens and DVD players.

 

[THE HCP]

So the Thugs from the hood get confused and can't escape with the flatscreens and DVD players.

That's quite a racist statement, but DAMN funny!

 

[e_blazer]

Google map this address and you'll see what I'm talking about:

2630 SW McGinnis Ave
Troutdale, OR 97060
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2630 SW McGinnis Ave, Troutdale, OR 97060/@45.5229819,-122.4033487,18z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x5495980fab3ec8ed:0x3fd7c3cdd1e605f5!8m2!3d45.5229803!4d-122.4024285

I'm a land planner and those are referred to as "eyebrows".

 

[Strenuus]

I live in a cul-de-sac.

So yeah, it dead-ends.

 

[THE HCP]

I live in a cul-de-sac.

So yeah, it dead-ends.

That's so crazy to me.. So if you wanted to you could just drive in a circle all day?

 

[Minstrel]

That's so crazy to me.. So if you wanted to you could just drive in a circle all day?

Do driveways freak you out? You could totally walk in a circle all day long in one, if you wanted to.

 

[Strenuus]

That's so crazy to me.. So if you wanted to you could just drive in a circle all day?

Man, you're making it real easy for me...