Forum Game Caption Contest #1 vs Utah

[Chris Craig]

Alright, alright alright! The standings are cleared from preseason, good practice! The regular season begins! now let us get our captions on!

Rules: I post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will be put into a poll to decide the winner.

Note: The shorter the caption, the easier to fit in the poll. Longer captions may get cut off.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You see that?! I TOLD you I developed a mid-range jumper!!

 

[Shaboid]

This year for Thanksgiving, I'm making YAMMMSS!!

 

[theprunetang]

"STAY OUT OF MY WAY CRABBE!!!! I AM EXACTLY 1 NUMBER BETTER THAN YOU!!!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

Now that I have a shot, I can relax.... YAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN....

 

[Chris Craig]

Crabbe: "Oooh, The Mummy, good impersonation man, good movie!"

 

[barfo]

They gave you 70 million?

barfo

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"Mom's making pizza rolls!!!"

 

[Eastoff]

Crabbe: Plumlee, what's the scouter say about Damian's game right now?

Plum:It's over 9000?!?!

 

[e_blazer]

You missed on my assist again? Drop and give me 20, Crabbe!

 

[ripcityboy]

Respect my Authoritah!!!!

 

[selloutking]

"THIS, IS, PORTLAAAAAAAND!"

 

[BonesJones]

Initiate the Meyers screamo face: AGHEHAIRAUEIGHAEOING

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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"Dammit AC, I told you to dump 23. @HCP shat all over it last season!"

(#23wins)

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

" I saved how much by switching to Geico??!!"

 

[Dougnsalem]

Hey Plums, you like those hot peppers I put in the dip?

 

[rotary111]

Show me the MONEY!!!!!!!!

 

[riverman]

THEY CALLED THAT A FOUL????

 

[Sedatedfork]

Hey Crabbe, want to see my O face?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Damn, no one told me Gobert's D was that long!

 

[theprunetang]

Damn, no one told me Gobert's D was that long!

So, you are obsessed with Gobert's penis. Nothing wrong with that. Just pointing it out.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"82-0!"

 

[Chris Craig]

This one doesn't count but,

"This is our house....oh shit I got lock jaw...Im gonna have to play the rest of the game like this."

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm gonna refrain from the HCP jokes I had planned for these contests. Instead....

CRABBE!!!!! You and Meyers are getting haircuts AFTER THE &$@$'" GAME!!!!!!!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

So, you are obsessed with Gobert's penis. Nothing wrong with that. Just pointing it out.

I'm sure he meant defense. Yeah, that's the ticket....

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I'm sure he meant defense. Yeah, that's the ticket....

Yes, I meant defense. Just wanted to see who had their mind in the gutter on this forum.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Yes, I meant defense. Just wanted to see who had their mind in the gutter on this forum.

You realize that by saying that you "wanted to see who had their mind in the gutter," you are admitting to the intentional double entendre, meaning that you in fact DID mean both defense and the less innocent alternative, thus unintentionally validating @theprunetang's response.

 

[Chris Craig]

Poll is up!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Vote Homer!

I promise to build a wall around this forum to keep Clipper trolls out!

 

[selloutking]

polling is rigged, I can tell first hand